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Marketing 101

My first ever visit to a strip club VIP room was a marketing 101 lesson. It was November 2008 and I had recently moved back to the USA from Indonesia. I was unfamiliar with Houston’s far north side but…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Slow Friday

Got there around 1 PM. Allie was tending bar. Got a beer for $2.50 and talked to Allie for awhile. Tried to get her in VIP, but she had no one to watch the bar.…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Miss the old chicas.

So decided to visit this place after being gone for many years. This place is located off the frontage road next to many business. It’s hard to spot if your not looking for it. The…

Vixens Cabaret

Davie, Florida

Vixens - Extras or not to Extras, that is the question

Dropped by Vixens again this week just to follow up on last week’s recon mission for Advathlete. You can check out the previous Vixens review for the full story. But sufficient to say,…

Southside Johnny's

Greensboro, North Carolina

Please shoot me

Came here after the Treasure Club lineup was the worst ever. Like 10 fatties. Can’t review since I do not have anything else to report. I spent less than 30 min here (at SJ’s) for…

Politics

Rudy Giuliani earns two Razzie nominations for 'Borat'

Rudy Giuliani earns two Razzie nominations for 'Borat' Agence France-Presse March 12, 2021 https://www.rawstory.com/rudy-giuliani-earns-two-razzie-nominations-for-borat-2651044418/ *************** Finally, Rudy gets some very well-deserved recognition for his 'special skills' [sarcasm]

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Study Finds Link Between Evangelicals and Google Searches for a Bigger Penis

There’s a “strong association” between the number of evangelical Christians in a state and the number of Google searches in those states that have to do with wanting a bigger penis. A lot of Christians, apparently, want to compete with a…

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Book Review: Dirty Rocker Boys by Bobbie Brown

Came out in 2013. Bobbie Brown was that super hot blonde chick in that music video Cherry Pie by Warrant. This chick https://tse2.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.b0dl-e1HGKYRw6pKBAXhdAHaJI&pid=15.1 I happen to also think that song is one of the worst and most annoying songs…

Politics

So the PRO ACT passed...

https://www.npr.org/2021/03/09/975259434/house-democrats-pass-bill-that-would-protect-worker-organizing-efforts And Biden is *definitely* all for it https://www.whitehouse.gov/briefing-room/statements-releases/2021/03/09/statement-by-president-joe-biden-on-the-house-taking-up-the-pro-act/ Reason magazine does a pretty good job of summing up the same criticisms and concerns I have. Not having as many options to move about clubs at-will is in my biased opinion, definitely a…

Boogie Nights

Harvey, Illinois

Back Open - But Not Really

So it’s back open, 7 days from what their Instagram page states....however I drove by on a Sunday evening about 8 or so and saw the place abandoned. Last night I made another trip…

Club 15

Lake Hopatcong, New Jersey

Not what I was expecting but pleasantly surprised!

Got the itch to return to Club 15 to see if much had changed. Was hoping to run into a dancer who I have known in the past. Arrived about 9 pm.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Monday after opening back up at hanks

Stopped into the old dive hanks a couple Monday's ago, no temp check and 5 dollar cover.there was about a dozen patrons including myself and 6 dancers or so. Most were white and one AA…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Go on a Thursday!

Visited Imperial on a Thursday which is $80 VIP Night around 9:30 PM. I had to pay cover at the door. I forgot if it was 10-20 bucks. Check their IG for the…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

1st visit, impressed

Well I usually hit up the dives in Detroit. H8 and bogarts. But after spending time at both on this day and with the lack of consistent talent I decided I would step it…

King of Diamonds Gentlemen’s Club

Inver Grove Heights, Minnesota

Getting a little better during Covid recovery

Met several friends here on a recent Friday night to help keep our sanity during Covid. They recently extended closing time from 10PM to 11PM following relaxed Covid restrictions. Early start of 2 PM (during Covid)…

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Just Plain Nuts

https://www.yahoo.com/news/woman-who-fell-prey-to-q-anon-and-went-viral-for-destroying-a-target-mask-display-recounts-her-pandemic-year-100021030.html Hey Everybody, please forgive this woman so she can go back to buying Versace clothing and get botox treatments. I can't believe she's only 35, she looks 50 in the photos thanks to all the injections. Not getting a lot of sympathy…

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Most chicken shit traffic ticket your have received.

Back in the 70's during the Arab oil embargo the federal government reduced the maximum speed on all interstates to 55mph to conserve on fuel. I was doing my part by car pooling it when possible. So my rider and…

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Difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?

A hippo is a large heavy animal. A zippo is a little lighter. ........... Two guys were out on a boat and had no way to light their Marlboros. One guy throws a Marlboro in the water and it…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, Florida

Just stopped in.

Actually stopped by stir crazy first tonight. Got there like 10 minutes to midnight and the door is locked. Bummer. I didn’t know they’re closing at midnight now. Confirmed with the bouncer as he led…

Le Girls Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Le Girls--Just Okay Experience

Used to go to Le Girls occasionally prior to the pandemic and decided to go this past weekend. First time since this stuff all started. The club itself isn't in the best part…

Bucks Cabaret Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Bucks Cabaret Dallas pleasantly surprised me

Visiting Texas again... and after a drama filled night at my fave Dallas club The Lodge I needed a new club tonight. Got to Baby Dolls early and had dinner there, but was not my…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

It’s getting better, but will it ever be Normal???

Flight Club Tuesday night, arrived about 8:30-9:00 PM. Valet $8.00, cover $15.00, temperature check at the door. No sign in sheet for me this time.( I think that part is over). The lower bar is straight…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

Always a good time at BD Dallas

One of my favorite strip clubs in the country and went late January when was in Dallas for business. The big plus during this visit was that they had a lot hot girls…

Club SinRock

Renton, Washington

Club Sin rock

I went here on Friday in the evening. The parking was fairly full so I had to look around for a spot. Right off the bat when I entered, I was greeted by the security/entrance…

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When stripclubs start hiring robots

Robots would probably do a better job than this. I have found what I believe to be the most un-sexy pole dancing in the history of the world. Note: I did not go looking for this; it found me…

Politics

Which country is more racist- the UK or the USA?

Title says it all.

Lusty Adventures

Akron, Ohio

Who's paying this?

Ok, so I'm going to start by saying these bitches are retarded, or you all are. Taylor is a cracked out blonde who can't even get a beer correct. They only have 1…

Double Visions

Horsham, Pennsylvania

Just a neighborhood bar with eye candy

That was my first visit after restraining myself for a year due to covid. The club is rectangular with a decent area. One side is reserved for the regulars with pool tables adjacent to it.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Surprisingly Good

Checked out Bogarts a few weeks ago...first time after the re-open. I wish they would have redone a few things...but of course that did not happen. I went there about 7 pm...so 3 hours before…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Surprisingly Good

Checked out Bogarts a few weeks ago...first time after the re-open. I wish they would have redone a few things...but of course that did not happen. I went there about 7 pm...so 3…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Great return to the Rhino

Overall great time. It was only $3 to get in. I got there after 5. They have a special on well drinks on Tuesdays for only $2.50. The bartender wasn’t around…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Hong Kong Re Opens

Visited the Hong Kong Club the first week it reopened on March 8. The club is back to normal like it was in November, with some mask wearing, and entrance checking. The scene…

Taboo 24 Miami

Miami, Florida

New-ish club, decent time

This one caught my eye because I drove past it often for work. I tried stopping 2 other times during the week (after 5pm) but both times it was closed. Seems to have just recently…

Tijuana

Burner Phone to use while in TJ

Hey guys, how much is for a burner phone with data, and where can I get one while I am in TJ?

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Screwing over Jesus

"Church Treasurer Arrested for Stealing $150,000 and Spending It on Porn Website" — https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2021/03/11/church-treasurer-arrested-for-stealing-150000-and-spending-it-on-porn-website/ "The treasurer of St. Paul Lutheran Church in Latrobe, Pennsylvania allegedly stole more than $150,000 from the church’s bank account between 2015 and 2019, deposited it into his…

Flashdancers Downtown

New York, New York

Pretty Good Time, But Stay Away from the Outrageously Priced Private Rooms

I stopped by Flashdancers Downtown [formerly New York Dolls; same owners] again for the first time since Covid recently. Things aren't quite up to par yet, but little by little, they are reopening. When you…

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strip clubs nyc - need friends and help!

hey ladies! anyone know of any strip clubs in nyc where i dont need a social security card? i have my birth certificate and license. im new to this whole thing, if someone can help me get into a club…

The Piccadilly Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Pleasant little hole-in-the-wall black club

This is an interesting hole in the wall club, which I've read about and been intrigued about for years, and finally had a chance to visit recently. Cover charge was $10 on a Wednesday…

Tijuana

Eating in Tijuana

What taco stands and restaurants do you recommend? Tacos el Franc , tacos gallito , Caesar’s have been recommended.

Bucks Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Large, pleasant, mostly AA club

Huge, spacious place. Large center stage with two dancers. About 50 girls working this Tuesday night. Probably 80% of them were African American, the rest mostly white. Very nice looking, shapely girls.…

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Covid and masturbation.

Single Americans have taken sex into their own hands since the pandemic began. The average single person is masturbating three times per day, according to new research. A poll of 2,005 single Americans found three in 10 are masturbating more…

Lace Wayne

Wayne, New Jersey

Really nice time in a shitty pandemic

I stopped by after midnight on a Wednesday evening. There were many cars in the lot and it appeared busy. No bouncer and no door fee to enter. Not sure if this is typical or…

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The connections between friends: the judge and the strip club owner

https://www.wgrz.com/article/news/crime/connections-between-western-new-york-friends-judge-strip-club-owner/71-33e60801-033d-41a0-bb0c-ede159af958c

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Good not great

Went in on a Tuesday night. Paid a $5 cover. Reasonable. Sat at the bar. Female bartender was talking to male bartender, she looked at me as I sat down and the right back to…

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The Show must go on!

Wall on ESPN Columbia set collapses on announcer and another announcer hesitates then keeps speaking. https://www.msn.com/en-us/entertainment/news/espn-colombia-host-gets-crushed-by-a-falling-wall-during-live-broadcast-and-his-co-host-kept-talking/ar-BB1esol5?ocid=msedgntp

Politics

The New Age of Empire: How Racism and Colonialism Still Rule the World...

The title of the book says it all.

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Venture Back to The Club Following Covid Break

Following a long year of avoiding the clubs due to Covid, I decided to venture back out the other afternoon with a friend similarly deprived.  While I'm sure that I'll get blasted for being a…

Pleasure Dome

White Haven, Pennsylvania

Not your mother's strip club

Went there for the first time as a bachelor party and clearly we had no idea what we were in for. This place is wild, full nude butt plugs galore. The girls were aggressive in…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Fc review

I haven't been to the club in a long time so I decided to stop by this past Friday. Got there around 930. Parked with the valet. Once inside your temp is checked by one…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

This club could do better

So I visited this club on a cold day in Feb last week. Though there were lot of cars parked in the lot, there were hardly any customers inside and there were many dancers, round…

Perfect 10 Men's Club

Austin, Texas

A perfect 10 @ perfect 10

I read a bunch of reviews about this place, so I decided to check it out while I was in town. It was a slow afternoon, not a lot of peeps. I set by the…

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Fastest you’ve gone

A post about cars a few weeks ago had me remembering an epic ride in a ’68 Corvette. When I was still in my teens and living at home I lived across the street from a hot shot mechanic/street…

Kittens Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Kittens afternoon visit

Had time (and a few $$ to spend) so decided to check out Kittens, and realized it had been over a year since I had visited any strip club, wow, first time in my adult…

The St. James

Houston, Texas

A Religious Pilmgrimage

Last week and again this week I made a religious pilgrimage back to the “Church.” It’s still the same, spacious, well appointed club that it always was. There is a $5 cover in the afternoons. I…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Breakfast was good.

Arrived at about 1115 to a nearly empty lot. Walked in with a $5 cover with a temperature check performed and a mask required. No name required thou. The staff and dancers on stage…

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Heterosexual Men Act Differently Around Women With Visibly Erect Nipples.

Your tax dollars at work. In 2020, psychologists from the State University of New York at Oswego looked at how heterosexual men and women perceived women with nipple erections. In part 1 of the study, participants were shown randomized slides with…

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Last Saturday Night

Amanda came over for dinner on Saturday night.  We had a perfectly normal, dull suburban evening. We ate dinner.  Then we all watched a movie (BFG – the Big Friendly Giant) with our twins.     Amanda stayed for about another hour…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Uninspired Visit

Visited Mid Feb on Tues evening around 8 pm. First time out since pandemic. $20 cover, I recall being $10 before, but oh well. Contrary to other reviews, no temp check and no sign in.…

Fevr Cabaret

Bedford Park, Illinois

Sunday night

Spent Sunday night in Chicago area so decided to visit this club. Previous reviews mentioned that day shift was the better option so I called to see if they were open, no answer, I said fuck…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Daytime

I've described the layout of this place before. What's relevant to today's review is that the current state of California has made it slim pickings if you want to go to a joint during daylight…

Doll House

Jacksonville, Florida

Doll House... I jumped around a little but you should be able to understand

Parking lot had a lot of cars so I decided to park and go inside. Door is $10, $5 for soda, juice or other Non alcoholic beverages. Stage is in front and too the left…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

The void for follies has been filled

Visited on a tuesday evening around 5.30 pm. Paid the valet, and paid $10 cover. Walked in and to my surprise it was a very small place woth not a lot of seating and it…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Friday fiesta and fucking.

So this will be my second review of XTC. I wanted to blow off some steam from work so decided a visit to XTC would be the way to do that. COVID-19 restrictions: Nothing. Texas…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Pleasently Surprised

Wavvy's reports were accurate regarding this little hole in the wall club. I hadn't been to Fannies in quite a number of years and I have to admit I was very pleasantly surprised...mostly with…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Despite the Restrictions Its One of the Best Bargains Out There

So i've cut back on the amount of times I club or also the places I go to. I barely have time to go out and it seems many clubs have cover charges which limits…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Just not happening

Well, it seems we are still in the chicken and egg syndrome with this club... but based on the last two recent visits, the enthusiasm I had in December is quickly fading. Paying attention to…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

A decent evening visit

I recently took a trip down to South Florida and made some time to check out BT in Pompano. I’d read up a bit before heading down there so I knew a little of what…

Politics

What if they gave a rally and nobody showed up?

Only speakers, media, and a handful of weirdos show up for pro-mask rally at Texas state Capitol. https://www.infowars.com/posts/pro-mask-rally-in-austin-texas-spirals-out-of-control/

Wiggles Gentlemen's Club

Hammond, Indiana

Ok night

Stopped by Sunday around 10pm. They have some sort of security guarding the parking lot that informed me that prices where $10, $20, $40 or $60 depending of where you want to park. Mind you…

Savannah's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Saturday and Sunday at Savanah's

Two visits this weekend. Nice vibe, very attractive dancers, and nice wait staff and general hospitality. Stage tipping is more of a throw some ones on stage kind and everything else happens downstairs.…

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San Antonio club uses generator to stay open after city shuts down power.

https://news4sanantonio.com/news/local/xtc-cabaret-uses-generator-to-stay-open-after-city-shuts-down-power-to-the-business?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Sunrise Sports Gentlemen's Club

Paterson, New Jersey

Tuesday early afternoon is a no go

So I went Tuesday afternoon. Plenty of parking in the lot next to the building. As soon as you walk in you see the long bar the pretty much stretches all the way down. Mirror…

Politics

Meet the first family

All Lives Matter; Especially Yours...... All the years I had watched "Days of our Lives' doesn't compare to this best seller... Joe Biden and his first wife, Neilia, had three children: Hunter, Beau…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

Better Dancers, but It Isn't Providence

(Directions, layout, drink prices same as my last review) THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I…

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Have Pensacola SCs reopened?

I'm planning a trip to the "redneck riviera" near the end of May, and noticing all the Pensacola SCs on this site showing no reviews in almost a year, whereas S Fl clubs seem to be having lots of activity.…

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Would you send your kid to college today?

I don't have a kid but if I did and he was 17 about to go off there is no fucking way I would do something like that. First off the costs. USC is 58,000 just for an example. That…

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Headed to Greensboro (March 18/19)

I epic failed on my last trip to West Virginia / Virginia. Best I found was a waitress at a Casino who was willing to work overtime. Next week I am headed to Greensboro, NC.…

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ANDREW CUOMO PICK UP LINE

a skit i just heard of how the emmy award winning governor shows his charm with the ladies: 'say are you my brother chris?" "no" "because whenever i look at you i can't help but think to myself, man would i love to…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

NOT quite breakfast at TIFFANYS.......... but still hit the spot!!

When the latest "bar & restaurant rules" were enacted, Bogarts made an interesting adjustment. FREE breakfast from 10 to noon!. Eggs, bacon, pancakes, toast, muffins, hash browns.. All the usual breakfast menu choices. Seemed like a…

Hi Beams Lounge

Paterson, New Jersey

Strange interactions at HiBeams

Went Sunday afternoon. Only 1 dancer named Jasmine or Jaz (tall pretty AA, medium build with Bs). As soon as I entered, she was all over me. Generally the mood here in the early afternoons…

Chicas Locas

Houston, Texas

Good Saturday night

This is one of my usual spots that I go to but this Saturday hit a little different. I usually go here on Thursdays and Sundays. But this time I came on a Saturday and…

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Slowest night at a club.

I stopped in on a Monday afternoon right before shift change which was a mistake. Overall the club seemed very clean. You walk into the front entrance and there are two doors for entrance/exit. No…

XXXV Gentleman's Club

Sayerville, New Jersey

Try it out

My 4-star review is mainly because of Kali -- a short, beautiful blonde dancer who works there most of the nights. She's actually extremely down to earth and will take the time to chat with…

Filly's Gentlemen's Club

Winston-Salem, North Carolina

Tuesday Night Mixed Bag

Filly's is located on a low-end commercial strip in Winston, near downtown. The building itself is a nondescript concrete building tucked back off the road a bit. One thing that jumps out at you at…

Riverside Corral

Portland, Oregon

Distant stage dancing. Period.

This was my first visit since the fall of last year. It seemed pretty much the same. You can't sit at the bar or at the stage. Otherwise, there are a few…

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Woman allegedly helped accused strip-club shooter flee after murder

https://www.wkrg.com/mobile-county/woman-allegedly-helped-accused-strip-club-shooter-flee-after-murder/

Dream on Saloon

Portland, Oregon

Strict rules, but open

I had last been to Dream On Saloon in the fall before the big holiday surge of COVID. They're back open again and things are fairly similar except for the private dances. There were three…

Foxy Lady

Providence, Rhode Island

Worth returning

Lapdances: $25, entry: $10, chicken sliders: $13, cabernet: $9. Two standouts. Malice, formerly (and currently?) of RIDolls, and Millennium Cabaret). Fit body, lots of tattoos, but really really soft skin. Bs with serious nipples. Sweet &…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Fun night

Was in town celebrating a birthday and wanted to treat the birthday boy to a little fun. While checking out the local reviews it appeared that this was about the only place we could get…

Dollie's Playhouse

East St. Louis, Illinois

Dollies - a throwback to the wild west

Slumming. That is the only way to describe present day Dollies. The building itself is in an obvious sketch area of town along close to a couple other clubs. On your drive…

The Pony Lexington

Lexington, Kentucky

Slow Night, But Friendly Girls

Went on a slow night, cover fee of $10. I was surprised at the lack of patrons there but I was quickly approached by a newer dancer. There was a 2 for 1 on "private"…

Breathless

Rahway, New Jersey

Great great visit

I wasn’t here in a while so I was surprised to see the quality and quantity of girls working in the club. Mostly South American girls from Brazil and Columbia with beautiful shaped bodies mostly…

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Who Says COVID Is All Bad?

A 69-Year-Old Man With COVID Had a 3-Hour-Long Erection Due to Priapism https://www.health.com/condition/infectious-diseases/coronavirus/priapism-causes-erection-in-covid-patient

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Pre airport visit

I was needing to pick up a friend at the airport and decided to leave early and hit up a club while watching the arrival time. I was deciding between day shift clubs and landed…

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Very Slow Return To Normalcy

I've noticed that the reviews have pretty much completely stopped over the past two months and I'm really not sure what to make of that but, in any event, I am submitting a recap of…

Rocket City Showgirls

Huntsville, Alabama

Must have been an off night

Paid my 5 dollar cover and entered. It was my first visit and to my dismay there were only to other customers in the building and at most 5 girls on the floor and…

Politics

OT: The size of our government and how the swamp swallows our $$$

You won't believe your ears: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQDEDR0JXdE

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Clubbing during COVID

So it’s been a year since I’ve been in a strip club or on Tuscl, but now that public life is slowly returning to some semblance of normal I’m considering venturing back. I’d appreciate knowing what it’s like to…

Capital Cabaret

Morrisville, North Carolina

Upgrade!

Must upgrade from my past review. Night shift, 12+ girls working. Tthe girls were attractive, 7s - 9s. Good range of looks and body types. They each danced a three song set. First fully clothed,…

Tijuana

New to TJ and to HK

Hey guys, I am new to here and it will be my first time to TJ. I am planning to go to Hong Kong 2 weeks. What should I know before I go? I have already book a room for one…

Teasers Gentlemen's Club

Sioux City, Iowa

Reasonable place but pretty tame

Teasers is downtown in SCty. The place is bright and a bit too well lit. The stage is towards the back of the bar. The girls ranged in age from 20-40 and were all reasonably…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Has potential, but Follies it is not

Like may others here, I've been lost since Follies has closed. Combine that with the pandemic and this is the first SC I've been to since March '20. I finally decided that I…

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Got my 2nd Covid shot

Got my 2nd moderna shot Friday at a big city hospital’s satellite facility in a mostly AA ‘hood. All black and Hispanic people working there, almost all the people getting shots were white - including me. Why? I don’t know…

Politics

Biden needs to up his game

according to that little nutjob greta who is controlled and manipulated by bigger nutjobs. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/greta-thunberg-says-science-shows-joe-biden-not-doing-enough-on-climate-change/ar-BB1enaHS?ocid=msedgntp

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Future - The Changes

COVID has changed a lot of peoples mind sets and it’s too early to tell how people will act when COVID is behind us. Back to normal or a new normal. Some thing have changed and it seems…

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How to ruin America

An opinion piece I just ran in to and where else to repost it besides a strip club website! *-* I recently had to cancel a long-planned trip to South America, either because the countries I wanted to enter are…

Desiree's II

Norton, Ohio

Reopening

I heard Desi’s re-opened under mew management by a past dancer. I decided to stop in and check it out. It was definitely more improved inside. The old, rotten hot tub was…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Sunday night

It has been over a year since my last visit as I have not been traveling much. I arrived around 630 on Sunday night. Standard temp at the door, and no cover charge. They…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Almost a fail, but damn! It only takes 1

Been to Henry’s a few times in the past few weeks and it’s been a fail. Today seemed no different. Walked in, $5 cover about 5-6 girls working about 50/50 mixed of white and WOC.…

Club Rio

Indianapolis, Indiana

Infamous chair no more.....

Well back in Indy for work and decided to pay visit to the old rio. Place as has been described. Dark club, $5 covert and ID check. 2 stages with no chairs around them. Bar…

The House

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

An Interesting Evening At The House

The House had been on my bucket list for quite a while and via their FB page I determined they were open. So off I went on Saturday March 6. Parking is hit-or-miss.…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Club Desire is truly exceptional if you're willing to invest the time

This is actually an amalgamation of a few different visits. Before I begin, CD is a regulars bar through and through. If you come in, and hang out, and want to be approached, you will be…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Middle of the road club

I went to Cowboys on a Saturday night around 8:00. The tables were about half full when we got there were plenty of girls walking around. We were approached by one who was so high…

Hi Liter Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

I was hungry

Yes, I was hungry, and I know that the club has good food. ID was scanned up entry. $10 cover, pat down, and temperature check. Floor guy shows me to a seat at the…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Spring Is In The Air

I reached out to a dancer I have gotten to know this past year or so and found out she was dancing at The Venue this last Saturday starting at 1 PM. I told her…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

Ghost town after 10

Valet-$8 mandatory Cover-$15 M-Th after 7 Bottle water-$8 nothing allowed after 10 pm Food- Good food, expect high end restaurant pricing on the main menu items. They do run specials that can be cheaper. VIP tax-$20 Dances-$30 is I believe…

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, Florida

Visiting the Opposite Ends of the Spectrum- Part 2

Having visited DDS on a Saturday afternoon and not finding anything that interested me, I decided to try the opposite end of the spectrum at the Porthole Pub. The Porthole Pub is the definition…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

First trip. Nice trip.

This was my first visit and review for imperial showgirls. Living in LA and negotiating the interstates to get here never seemed worth the trouble. But with limited clubs right now, this suddenly looked like…

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Meghan Markle, Prince Harry's Oprah interview.

Who gives a shit? They say it's going to be bigger than the Super Bowl. Every day the English royal family makes the U.S. news. It's getting worse than the Hollywood gossip. It doesn't effect me or the U.S.. So…

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Tracheotomy

On a recent flight the stewardess yelled, in a panicked voice, “is there a doctor on the plane?” After convincing her that I was a doctor I performed an emergency tracheotomy with my claws and a ball point pen. Saved that…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Visiting the Opposite Ends of the Spectrum- Part 1

Decided to visit DDs after reading the most recent review (thanks Aham5144). Arrived around 2:00 on a Saturday afternoon. Let’s start with the good news. Good News 1. The $10 table side dances are back.…

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Getting a lapdance with the underside of your dick

I was listening to a interview with Jim Florentine on Jim Norton's show when the topic LDK's came up. https://youtu.be/rnCiC6uSUIY?t=1637 Interesting discussion. But Florentine brought up one story, in that he LDK'd with his dick pointed up through his waistband.…

Dollhouse

Columbus, Ohio

Dollhouse Visit

Stopped here on a Thursday evening after dinner around 8:00 PM. As you enter, a gentleman takes your $10 cover, your temp and looks at (but doesn't scan) your ID. Another gentleman then…

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LAPDANCERS WHO BECAME FAMOUS

i only know of these 2: cardi b - sin city, bronx, ny - became this famous rapper vida guerra - breathless rahway, nj - front cover of maxim magazine

Platinum Plus

Allentown, Pennsylvania

First pandemic visit. Not impressed.

Made my first visit since pandemic began after getting fully vaccinated last month. Cover reduced to $5 but per regulations you do have to order food in order to get drinks, so that increases the…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

All star weekend at Club Platinum

This review is a result of my visit to Club Platinum on Saturday March 7th, 2021. This’s my second visit ever to Club Platinum. The Inside of this club has been described multiple times by various contributors.…

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Is Maps To Stripe Clubs Broken?

I tried to get da maps to da clubs and I got a red light selfie!!! https://tuscl.net/photo.php?id=5296 Dis look more like a flapperjack tiddy dan a map What in da hell is going on Founders!

Palace In the Pines

Lowellville, Ohio

The drawbridge is down and the palace is open!

After being told covid has shut them down, and a dancer comment saying they were open, I made the pilgrimage. Typical pay the doorman through the hole in the window get your change and get…

C.W.'s

Akron, Ohio

Covid rules seem to be going away.

It was nice to see the stupid plastic dividers at the bar GONE!! Tonights bartender was a wild one. Fishnet suit with a red outfit on top. Her g string was the tiniest piece of…

Frankie's Rest-A-Bit Tavern

Mine Hill Township, New Jersey

Rest A Bit is better than I remember

First time back at the Rest a Bit. With the Showplace gone and most of NJ shut down still I was happy to drive by and see it not too crowded on a Saturday…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

Studio 4 Closed

This is not a review but an announcement. Studio 4 Lounge, the strip bar founded by Peter Barth some 36 years ago on the site of the old Three Bears House, has been sold to…

Clancy's Pub

Bloomfield, New Jersey

Brazilian left..Brazilian right

So I decided to head out for the night and see where it took me... I do my research before heading to a place as I don’t want to waste my night since I don’t…

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Ex-DEA Agent Strip Club Owner Indicted

https://www.wgrz.com/video/news/crime/ex-dea-agent-strip-club-owner-indicted/71-3914bebc-11dc-4bc3-8183-d247a4d7d944

Candy Store

Phoenix, Arizona

Asian candy delights at Candy Store

Review covers multiple evening visits to the Candy Store. When I visited Phoenix a couple years ago, I acquired an Asian candy fetish. Asian candy was found at Dirty's behind the bar and also at…

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Brazil

Any of you mongers experienced with Rio? The few reviews here are old.

Gatsby's North

Akron, Ohio

When is bad it's boring when it's good it's ok but I've not struck paydirt yet

Gatsby's north is a madhouse on Friday nights. I got there around 7, it's packed with people. Guys and some of their girlfriends plus lots dancers. All dancers from 6-9 age range from under…

Dirty's Topless Bar

Phoenix, Arizona

Eye Candy and clean dances only at Ditry's

OK, first let's clear up my money rating. 5 for money. I want to give higher, but without the VIP being what it was cannot. The rating probably deserves to be a…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Top tier, even with COVID restrictions

I pulled up for a bachelor party. I was the only black guy in a group of white people so I was trying to make sure I suggested an establishment they would be comfortable &…

The Outerspace Club

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Excellent visit at Outer Space

After my visit at PO, I still had some time to kill, I went to Outer Space, parked on the street, went inside with a mask and paid 10. If you are looking for social…

Christie's Cabaret Phoenix

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice Club, Limited Dancer Selection

After leaving Bourbon Street, I decided to swing by Christie’s as it was only a slight detour on the way back to my hotel. I plugged the address into my GPS and, upon arrival,…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Nice Club

I visited twice on the same day during my short visit to Phoenix, once near the end of day shift, once at night. Bourbon Street is located in decent looking commercial area near the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Mediocre visit with PO

Was in Philly and had some time to kill, so stopped at PO around 2pm. Parking was almost full. Regular temperature check and no cover charge. You can remove the mask once u r at…

Visions

Madison, Wisconsin

Visions is closed.

Visions is closed. Loved the tiny woman with the big furry boots. I'll miss you Visions, met some nice ladies there. For Sale sign outside. Newspaper article about group wanting to…

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Can you get a relator to sleep with you?

With the strip club scene being dead and looking to sell my house I have come up with this question. I have interviewed a bunch of relators and about half of them are very attractive. They seem very flirty and…

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I miss strippers and stripclubs

Even if I have WAY more money in my pocket and have not sen a bounce pull a semi-auto in over a year! Nuff Said!

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Spring break and effect on clubbing

How is Spring Break where you live, and how will the unprotected travelling superspreaders affect your clubbing this year? In Florida, obviously, we are Spring Break HQ. From Jacksonville, down to the keys, over to Marco Island, up to the…

Concepts Show Girls

Lawrenceburg, Indiana

A Learning Experience

I arrived a little after eight Friday evening at a smallish two story brick building just off the Lawrenceburg main drag at the edge of a residential neighborhood. There's plenty of on street parking and,…