Help define this common sequence of events
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What should we call it when this happens? You ask a dancer for something extra and she's not down for it. Later you find one who is. Then the first dancers catches you entering or leaving the VIP with the second dancer and gives you both the stink eye.
Example that really happened to me:
Slow night in an extras club. One comes over and introduces herself. I put my arm around her and we get to talking. She asks if I'm ready to go the back and I whisper in her ear and ask if she swallows. She says she doesn't do anything uncovered and I decide to keep shopping around. A little while later another sits next to me. Same situation, only this time she answers 'How much would you give me?'. Proposition, deal. Later on, we're leaving the VIP room. I have a spring in my step and my girl is rinsing down with a bottle of water. The first dancer sees this happening and gives a death glare.
What should this be called? I feel it needs to be part of the TUSCL lexicon, but can't think of a good name.
Example that really happened to me:
Slow night in an extras club. One comes over and introduces herself. I put my arm around her and we get to talking. She asks if I'm ready to go the back and I whisper in her ear and ask if she swallows. She says she doesn't do anything uncovered and I decide to keep shopping around. A little while later another sits next to me. Same situation, only this time she answers 'How much would you give me?'. Proposition, deal. Later on, we're leaving the VIP room. I have a spring in my step and my girl is rinsing down with a bottle of water. The first dancer sees this happening and gives a death glare.
What should this be called? I feel it needs to be part of the TUSCL lexicon, but can't think of a good name.
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"See that guy leaving VIP with Madonna? He asked me if I would suck my own shit off his cock for an extra $20."
These tales often include a reference to the jilted dancer having more self respect than that.
That's kinda catchy. Outslut is on Urban Dictionary. Outslutted not so.
I think 'outslutted' is the best definition so far.
Anyway, if she's not about extras, she's probably whoreaphobic and was most likely judging you both because "eww extras are gross and I'm not a prostitute" or whatever her mindset is. She might also be thinking the girl you went with is cheap and gross. She was judging the other dancer more than you though and jealous probably.
It is a victory lap - since you enjoyed an uncovered knob slobbing.
It can also be viewed - by those unenlightened types - as a walk of shame.
I recommend smiling back at that unenlightened stripper and letting her know you will be ready for an uncovered round 2 in about 20 minutes...
"free market capitalism" ???
I am going to have to work outslutted into my review the next time that happens!