An Army major was allegedly drugged and bitten by strippers

That sucks for this guy. If this happened to me my coworkers would probably give me some sort of award.

Theres a joke in here, somewhere.

This officer has given the army a major headache.

How many Polacks does it take to a hustle an army major?

The army officer corps is getting eaten up by Polish strippers.

These girls ate his lunch.

Maybe when he said "bite me" to their take-out prices, google translate flubbed it?

I wanna be an Airborne Ranger live that life of sex and danger

Lol

The Way of the TUSCL is not for the faint of heart. He's lucky his fellow soldiers were around to find him before he got disappeared after his money ran out.

"The report said strippers 'bit his nipples to keep him awake, and repeatedly had his card swiped.' Though the report did not determine how the night ended, Conner was found in a different hotel the next morning by the unit’s sergeant major and battalion commander, Lt. Col. Matthew Fix."

Conner and Fix are both on their way out of the uniform.