tuscl

An Army major was allegedly drugged and bitten by strippers

jackslash
Detroit strip clubs
A Polish stripper in a Detroit club said to me, "That dancer on stage doesn't like me."
I said, "Why do you think that?"
The stripper replied, " I saw a bottle of Polish Remover in her purse."

https://taskandpurpose.com/news/us-army-…

5 comments

  • shailynn
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    3 years ago
    That sucks for this guy. If this happened to me my coworkers would probably give me some sort of award.
  • gammanu95
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    3 years ago
    Theres a joke in here, somewhere.

    This officer has given the army a major headache.

    How many Polacks does it take to a hustle an army major?

    The army officer corps is getting eaten up by Polish strippers.

    These girls ate his lunch.

    Maybe when he said "bite me" to their take-out prices, google translate flubbed it?
  • Uprightcitizen
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    3 years ago
    I wanna be an Airborne Ranger live that life of sex and danger


  • Dougsterr
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    3 years ago
    Lol
  • wallanon
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    3 years ago
    The Way of the TUSCL is not for the faint of heart. He's lucky his fellow soldiers were around to find him before he got disappeared after his money ran out.

    "The report said strippers 'bit his nipples to keep him awake, and repeatedly had his card swiped.' Though the report did not determine how the night ended, Conner was found in a different hotel the next morning by the unit’s sergeant major and battalion commander, Lt. Col. Matthew Fix."

    Conner and Fix are both on their way out of the uniform.
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