Eve...where art thou?????

My heart aches, I weep eternal, Your absence I can no longer bear, 🐻 Holding hands in the $800 champagne 🍾 room instead of having sex, we’re some of the best memories of my life. Of my life! I long for your embrace (and I dare not grab your buttocks when I do, For I am one ☝️ of the good ones) We laughed together Now I cry alone And I can no longer stand to be without you. Therefore I drink from the poison chalice and I bid the ultimate strip club list a very fond farewell. Eve my love, why??? Oh whyyyyyyy——- 💀