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Eve...where art thou?????

THEWHITEKNIGHT

Camelot

My heart aches,

I weep eternal,

Your absence I can no longer bear, 🐻

Holding hands in the $800 champagne 🍾 room instead of having sex, we’re some of the best memories of my life. Of my life!

I long for your embrace (and I dare not grab your buttocks when I do, For I am one ☝️ of the good ones)

We laughed together

Now I cry alone

And I can no longer stand to be without you. Therefore I drink from the poison chalice and I bid the ultimate strip club list a very fond farewell.

Eve my love, why??? Oh whyyyyyyy——- 💀