Deans Gold
2355 NE 163rd St North Miami Beach, FL 33160

Great club, fun on a Tuesday night

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chefcrucible
Apr 25, 2021, 12:04 AM
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Visited: Tuesday Evening

I was here on a Tuesday night around 11pm. Took an Uber so didn't have to pay for parking (there was a guy in front of the door stopping drivers and asking for a parking fee, which I believe was $5). No ID check, relaxed bouncers, and friendly host at the entrance asking for a $20 entry fee. I walked straight in and up to the bar in the middle of the room for a beer ($7 or $8). There was also a small bar immediately on my left when I entered and another at the far end of the room but they were pretty quiet.

After my beer, I picked a table in front of the bar with a good view of the stage. There weren't many customers there and many more dancers than customers the whole night. A blonde dancer in her 30s approached pretty quickly and got chatting. She wasn't too pushy and we had a decent conversation for ~10 mins. She then asked if I wanted a lap dance for $20 and we went to a space behind the main bar. The area is fairly open and not particularly private but it's dark and didn't feel distracted by the one other person getting a dance at the opposite side. She asked if I wanted to try VIP but I had just got there and turned it down.

I went back to my table and was generally relaxed there with a couple more beers. Dancers would occasionally approach and start chatting but it didn't feel constant like at some other clubs. I got lap dances from a few more dancers (most dancers in the club were latin american but it was fairly diverse overall - a couple of AA and eastern Europeans and one British girl). Dancers on stage were generally impressive and the vibe in the club was mid-to-upscale. Didn't go for VIP in the end but most dancers were quoting $300 to them and $150 to the club and ~75% of them were offering everything for that price. Some of the girls quoted much higher prices though. Most dancers were attractive - I'd say range from 5s to 9s. The dancers at the top end of the scale were quoting the higher prices (one asked for $750).

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