I'm confused about what "dress shorts" are? You can either be in dress pants or you can be in some type of shorts, but you can't be in "dress shorts" as an adult.
Remember Juice is successful and he’s getting facials and manicures now.
He is not going to wear ball shorts to a strip club anymore. He’s too classy for that shit! He thinks he can attract classy strippers trying to look like a banker from Bermuda!
My suggestion is simple - and effective. Cut the front pockets out of a pair of stretchy golf shorts - and let the good jerking begin! Don’t wear suspenders with shorts - as it makes you look like Haystacks Calhoun.
Anybody else disturbed as much as me about Desertscrub having that visual in his head of throat fucking Juice to the point Scrub orgasms down his esophagus? I mean that’s no longer latent homosexuality, it flat out screams “I’m a male gay whore who wants to cum down your throat!”
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He is not going to wear ball shorts to a strip club anymore. He’s too classy for that shit! He thinks he can attract classy strippers trying to look like a banker from Bermuda!
My suggestion is simple - and effective. Cut the front pockets out of a pair of stretchy golf shorts - and let the good jerking begin! Don’t wear suspenders with shorts - as it makes you look like Haystacks Calhoun.
Golf shorts may work but IMHO Tailored shorts in general don’t belong in nightclubs unless it’s a bar on beach sand on an island.
Get a 3 piece polyester suit if you need to sharpen it up. I think there’s a running theme here on Tuscl that pre-dates me.
I’m going to scurry back into my basement now!