Global conspiracy confirmed, advertising industry controlled by sinister forces

If you’re selling something to a broad audience today you better become “woke” if you want to survive. Unfortunately it’s just the times we live in today.

Do you realize that in addition to fluoridating water, why, there are studies underway to fluoridate salt, flour, fruit juices, soup, sugar, milk, ice cream? Ice cream, Mandrake? Children's ice cream!...You know when fluoridation began?...1946. 1946, Mandrake. How does that coincide with your post-war Commie conspiracy, huh? It's incredibly obvious, isn't it? A foreign substance is introduced into our precious bodily fluids without the knowledge of the individual, and certainly without any choice. That's the way your hard-core Commie works. I first became aware of it, Mandrake, during the physical act of love...Yes, a profound sense of fatigue, a feeling of emptiness followed. Luckily I-I was able to interpret these feelings correctly. Loss of essence. I can assure you it has not recurred, Mandrake. Women, er, women sense my power, and they seek the life essence. I do not avoid women, Mandrake...but I do deny them my essence.

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Ooohhh, nooo....

Thank you good sir for exposing this

plot thickens

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Another priceless gem from the Queen of the Paranoid

Lol!

Yes, the running theme throughout Dave's conspiracy threads in video form.

https://youtu.be/0qanF-91aJo

https://youtu.be/ypr18UmxOas

https://youtu.be/CWz7zABB3nQ

Where the hell is SJG when you need him. The intellectual struggle between these two would be EPIC!!!!!🤯

Fascinating thread. And here I thought advertising content was controlled by alien lizard people.

*alien

Lol