The strip club with no strippers

I don't have much to add to my complete description in my last review. Although some clubs in Philly proper have re-added bar seating, this club (which is in an adjacent county) still has spaced seating and only tables pushed up next to the bar. This makes service slow and tricky as there is generally one bartender working and no floor staff. So, she has to come out from the bar and make a giant round to all the tables in the club. Sometimes after 9 a second person comes on.

So the general layout is two small stages encircled by the bar. The dancers descend from stairs onto the stage and usually do one song on one side and then a second song on the other stage.

I went in at around 8pm on a Thursday night and there happened to be a dancer on stage but for most of the hour I was there, there was no one on stage. There is an Asian girl who roams around and makes everyone uncomfortable by sidling up and going, "mmm. mmm. mmm." but she doesn't seem to speak much English so your choices are to get a dance with her or awkwardly ignore her until she moves on. There are a couple other girls who roam around and stick to their regulars. There was one semi-hot tattooed dancer who went on stage while I was there but she practically sprinted back to the dressing room after her set.