Saturday morning fun at Shimmers

I am having some surgery this coming week that will not allow me to visit strip clubs for around six weeks, so I decided I would have a SC marathon session on this rainy Saturday, with hoping to hit four clubs. I had planned to go to Shimmers, Club Skinn, Columbia Strip and end at The Venue with pretexted plans to meet up with my favorite lap dance dancer. My plans got abruptly changed with the first club visit, Shimmers.

I pulled in to the parking lot at Shimmers around 10:30 this morning and had plenty of parking at this hour. Shimmers is a typical Portland dive club and nothing to brag about on the outside and many times, not much to brag about on the inside. They have a covered smoking area beside the building in the parking lot. An overweight dancer came out of that area, greeted me, and thanked me for being here. I put on my mask, opened the door for the dancer, and headed in. There is still no seating at the bar, so I stood and ordered a $3 coke from the cute and friendly bartender. I headed to the rack, which you can sit at, took off my mask, and looked around. There were three male patrons and five dancers. Wow, five dancers at 10:30 in the morning is what I thought. I generally tip $2 a song and I was the only one sitting at the rack, which they were doing two song rotations. All dancers removed tops and bottoms.

Cecilia was first at the stage. I had the same experience awhile back with Cecilia as Artcollege’s recent review, so I knew I would pass on her as far as getting a lap dance. She is soft spoken, friendly, with a large/decent/natural rack, but is not very energetic to entice me to go to the backroom with her. I would rate her as a 7 in body, 6 in looks and a 4 in enthusiasm.