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Cheerleaders

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Burger and Extra Tits

I was hungry and felt like getting a bite to eat while staring at some lovely ladies. Stopped in here, don't love the valet always, though he takes care of my car, charge was…

Mickey's Gentlemen's Lounge

Cumberland, Rhode Island

Seeking Refuge In The Abyss

It's not often that I decide a day trip to Mickey's Valley Brew Pub will cure what ails me. I arrived at the Cumberland RI club to find 4 cars in the parking lot and…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sweet Shay O'Mine

Visited SC sometime last fall. The place is the same as before for 4/5 years: a nice bar, tables and chairs are for free. The Chairs are not comfortable though. Don’t know how much they…

On The Border

Franklin, Wisconsin

on the border of being incredible

First time venturing behind the cheddar curtain to On The Border. Easy access of the expressway and free parking. $5 cover collected by bartender and then a $5.75 bottle of beer. Whorseshoe…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Visions is up and looking good

This was my first trip to Visions since COVID. The club is not in a great area of town but they have security and cameras watching the parking lot. I really like the new wall…

Scores Palm Beach

West Palm Beach, Florida

Cuban delight

Came into scores about 1:30 pm on MLK day. Free parking in the lot, walked in to two managers who told me come on in waiving the $1 day cover so that was cool. There are…

Cloak and Dagger

My wife found porn on my computer once. It did not go well for me. I can’t even imagine what it would be like if she ever discovered that I have been to strip clubs, much less that I go regularly. And the extras, the OTC activities, and the escorts, it would be nuclear. So I take precautions. Boy do I take precautions. Her finding the porn was my own fault. It was a long time ago, actually not too long after we were married. I was careless, and probably underestimated her technical skill and the extent to which she would snoop. But I learned my lesson. And it was probably a very good thing that I learned it over a…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Pretty, younger, fully-nude, full-contact VIP. No alcohol.

I’ve been here many times in the past and have taken advantage of the no-cover for military. But, this time the cover was $40 due to being dropped off by an Uber, military be damned.…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Was everything I'd heard, highly recommend

Went 4PM on a Wednesday. The area for the club itself was out of the way near some rundown neighborhoods so not the best first impression but I'd heard good things about it. $10 cover…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Nice place but high prices

On a short trip to Vegas, I decided to check out the Spearmint Rhino. I had heard of it as one of the more well-known clubs in the area. While I am glad I went…

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Girls that try SA for the first time?

Newbie girls to the SA world has been a no fly zone for me to this point. Had one cancel last minute with a typical excuse. Had another actually meet for drinks and then decided p4p wasn't for…

Cheetahs

San Diego, California

Average mileage, but fun

Recently being in San Diego on business, I visited Cheetahs twice, so what are you getting here is two reviews for the price of one, because the experiences were somewhat different. I won't describe the…

Lucky Devil Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Evening at LDL Portland

Went with a couple friends for a celebration. There wasn't a cover, but it was early in the evening. Girls were great, got the vibe of a lot of experience as they got about the…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Hispanic girl

The talent here can be quite different from night to night. I first visited on a Tuesday evening; for the most part, this looked like an urban club. Almost all the dancers were black and…

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David Crosby, legendary Crosby, Stills & Nash and Byrds founder, dead at 81

RIP https://nypost.com/2023/01/19/david-crosby-legendary-crosby-stills-nash-and-byrds-member-dead-at-81/?utm_source=sailthru&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=news_alert&utm_content=20230119?&utm_source=sailthru&lctg=607d87f8cd30447577b9bb22&utm_term=NYP%20-%20News%20Alerts

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Old faithful never disappoints

I stopped in at Cowboys on a Thursday afternoon. It's a dark club, took my eyes a few minutes to adjust. Big stage in the middle and 6 girls working, one AA and…

Chics Cabaret

Houston, Texas

Small and filthy but not in a good way.

Went in on a Thursday to try and kill some time and see one women no cover charge during the afternoons but it’s about 15$ during the night when more people come along. Upon seating…

Tango's

Olathe, Kansas

Decent club in middle of nowhere

wanted to check this club out when I was visiting KC MO. About an hour drive from the city. The club is literally in middle of nowhere. Forgot the cover, I think it was $20…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

Ava, Gemini/Jamie, Kona, Mariah, Vicky

Hola amigos, not looking for anything mileage or extra related. Anyone hung out with these dancers before? They still around? Asking for a friend lol Feel free to dm me.

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Where is the black mecca for strip clubs

If somebody was into black girls where is the place to go? Detroit? Atlanta? Philadelphia? East St. Louis? Miami? Houston? Baltimore? Is there a unanimous, universal agreed upon top spot?

Cheerleaders Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

This is my new jam

I pulled up to the parking lot around 10 pm Wednesday night. Contrary to other reviews the parking lot didn't give me a sketchy vibe. It was well lit. A adult novelty store and a…

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Prostitutes charge Davos attendees $2,500 a night

Full story and photos: https://nypost.com/2023/01/18/prostitutes-charge-davos-attendees-2500-a-night/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Polekatz Houston

Houston, Texas

Bachelor alone at Polecatz had a night to always remember

The location is a bit difficult to get to. It is also a bit out of the way from the other clubs in Houston. Getting in the door is also a little confusing. As in,…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Chicas on a Wednesday

I went to Chicas Bonitas on a Wednesday night and spent $150 in less than 30 minutes. It was a short visit but the girls are extremely friendly and will greet you at the bar.…

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, Maryland

a Sunday jaunt to EI

One minor upgrade to this hole in the wall are the couches on the right as you walk through the inner door .. yes, most of the rickety chairs on the walls are gone.…

Club 205

Portland, Oregon

Nice afternoon

Mid-afternoon visit. My soft drink was $2.50, same as domestic draft. Is that the best regular beer price in the country? Answer in comments. About 15 customers spread among the bar, video poker and watching the…

Silks

Palm Harbor, Florida

Had a good time here

I arrived around 1:30am, the parking lot seemed empty so I didn’t know what to expect. The entrance is in the center of the building in the east side. The entrance opens to…

Dreamgirls at Fox's

Tacoma, Washington

Pretty dead club, but she brought me to life

Visited on a weekday around 5 pm. Paid the $22 entry, but didn't bother getting a drink. (no alcohol in Washington clubs; but a sports bar next door if you need help). Nobody on stage, only…

Ladies en Confidente

Denver, Colorado

Decent time, hoped for better

So I was trying to find something that maybe felt a little more like a guaranteed good time than a typical strip club on a work trip. I checked ladies out on a Tuesday super…

Desire

Providence, Rhode Island

Mya and eden?

Anyone have any experiences or reviews with mya or eden?

Dream Gentleman's Club

Queens, New York

Not a spot to repeat

Now called Dream Gentlemen's Club. Got to Dream around midnight and was told a $30 cover but got it down to $20. Space is very small. Just a long bar with a stage and mirror…

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Bachelorette parties at strip clubs.

Yesterday I observed what appeared to be a bachelorette party at my favorite club. A guy dressed in coat and tie came in with 6 or 8 females. They took an L shaped booth big enough for all of them.…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Sunday services, without all the sanctimonious preaching

BT's is one of the few Detroit clubs that is open on Sunday afternoon (Bogart's and Henry VIII are also open). Most of the other clubs open a 6PM or later on Sunday.…

Bare Den Adult Cabaret

Newton, New Jersey

No more fun

Went at 7:15 pm ( opens at 7 ) the bouncer who looked like a Walmart version of Vince Neil made we wait out side . He said they did not have dancers yet .…

Sam's Hofbrau

Los Angeles, California

8pm trip to Sam's coming from out of town

This was my first time in Cali and I looked up the clubs in the area and decided to go to Sam's first. I think I paid $20 to go into the club and there…

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Rating web site for men..... by SA girls / Pros.

Had a potential new girl on SA tell me I'd had a recent bad review. Apparently they link to your phone number. I'm assuming it's a site that requires some sort of invite or vetting process. I had…

Fancy's

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Fancy’s- not fancy, but a great option

PLACE: The place looks exactly like the picture in the profile. It’s basically a simple, 4-walled building with low ceilings and dim lighting. By dim lighting I mean appropriate for a strip club. Not too…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

No new blood

Landing has been described a million times, but you arrive at the two story building and are greeted by mandatory valet. $7 and your keys. Up the stairs amd you are greeted by a less…

Centerfolds

Worcester, Massachusetts

Central Mass... Central Ass

I arrived around 8pm on a Tuesday. The club was quiet with 9 girls working and about 10 customers. Cover charge was 20 bucks Layout: The club itself is a long rectangular shape. In the middle is…

Lust Gentlemen's Club

Martinsburg, West Virginia

Fifth Visit to Lust

This was my fifth visit to Lust, and I will say up front that I had a wonderful time. I arrived in the early afternoon, shortly after the club had opened. Their parking lot is…

Sin City Cabaret

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Is this Passyunk or Las Vegas Blvd ?

It was my guys BDay and he was hype for this place on account giving a Lyft ride to a stone cold 10 that said she was a bottle girl at this place(model, singer..etc(*eye roll*).…

G Spot

Akron, Ohio

Had a good time- will be back.

Visited G SPOT the Monday after New Year’s Day. This is one of my ‘go to places’ in Akron. There is plenty of parking and just below I-77 on E South St. As…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

My first visit to Henry the VIII was enjoyable

I went to Henry a few weeks ago and figured I should add my review. I will be working my way down the road to all of the clubs to compare. I came into Henry on…

Diamond Dolls Gentleman's Club

Clearwater, Florida

First time visit and I made a rookie mistake

This was my first time at DD Clearwater. The place is just off of 19. No issues with the area or parking. I parked in the side of the building, they may have had valet…

Sporty's Bikini Bar

Sunnyvale, California

surprisingly had reasonable mileage for Bay area

I went on a Friday night. This was the first time for me even though I am from bay area. Its a small cozy bar , feels more like a dive bar but there is…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Good vibe, lots of contact and some aggressive dancers

My comments are based upon two visits, Wednesday and Thursday. Others have commented on the building. I wouldn’t go as far as a shithole, and have been to many worse places in South…

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Strip club locations that are actually pretty safe and nonsense free

That you would be totally comfortable going at night, let your guard down, no or low chance of any ghetto shootout 2amer bullshit. I was recently at a strip club, Cheetah in Hilton Head, big Golf community, I think Mark…

Tijuana

CC not allowing smoking

Monday CC started enforcing new ordinance of no smoking inside. HK still smoking, it will be interesting to see how they handle this. Worried I won't be allowed to smoke my post arriba cigars at Azul patio next

Politics

NUKED

How likely do you think a nuclear bomb will be used in war or a terrorist attack somewhere in the world over the next decade? If you think it’ll happen who do you think will nuke who?

The Gentlemen's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Good time on a slow night

I was forced by an airline to spend a night in Charlotte so I did a little research and found a hotel near this club so I could check it out. It was a Sunday…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Flying Solo

For starters, please tip the old head bathroom attendant. Hes cool as hell to talk too and his old school playlist is fire. I've been to Risque on Del Ave a few times with my guys…

TD's Showclub North

Albuquerque, New Mexico

TD’s not as good as pre-Covid, but Dianne is

For those that do not like to wade through similar club details for one review of the same club after another, I have put the details and prices at the end of this review so…

Blackjack's Gentlemen's Club

South Elgin, Illinois

Monday MLK Day

I've been to this club 3-4 times now. Showed up around 9:30pm. Cover was $23 and included 2 drink tickets. No alcohol here but if you don't mind NA beer they have…

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The "manosphere" and other topics...

Youtube video from Prof. Vaknin about the manosphere and how women are emulating the worst aspects of male behavior... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q93tYnmTEpM

Compound Cabaret

Washington Park, Illinois

Bait and switch

I left a less-than-thrilling visit at C-Mowe's on a Saturday afternoon and figured I'd pop into Wise Guys just down the street on the off chance I'd have more luck there. The club was very…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Washington Park, Illinois

Beautiful dancers, great stage show, good lap dances - at least on Saturday

I visited the Hustler Club on Thursday evening, about 9:30pm. I know that's too early for this club, but figured I could relax until things picked up. The evening ended up a near total bust.…

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, Illinois

Not much of a strip club, but I was again entertained

Club listings should have a persistent, editable description section to go with the address and such so the same info doesn't need to be repeated in each review (though I guess I'm not going to…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

SPAM or Bologna. Eat when nothing else is around

Only visit if you must. Not a place for chilling out and looking at a sports game. In and out is the best option. Entrance 20 cover. Pat down. Can't use cell phone inside. Must…

Vampiz Men's Club

Nuevo Progreso, Tamaulipas

Good selection in Nuevo Progresso

I walked across the pedestrian bridge around noon on Thursday afternoon after paying $2 to park and a dollar to cross. No screening at customs either coming or going and no wait either. Five minute…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

Platinum

Heard from a few of my regulars that they might be reopening in the next couple of weeks, but they will wait and see. They are renewing there licenses supposely.

Oasis

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Summer of 2021'

I live in Northeast so Oasis isn't really my go to spot. Summer of 21' my friend suggested we go to Oasis on account of him giving a dancer a ride home while driving for Lyft. Got a lapdance from…

Treasures Houston

Houston, Texas

Very average club

went there on Saturday night around 10 PM. There were around 40 girls and ten patrons present. Upon arrival, I was made to go through a regulatory round of going through a metal detector, but…

Sensations Cabaret

Stuart, Florida

Nice club to have fun in the area

Went on a Sunday evening. Paid a 10$ cover fee. Went to the bar and got a drink. Then i sat close to the main stage to watch the show. There was a couple girls…

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No prostitution in Pattaya Thailand?

Pattaya Tourist Police were satisfied after finding no illegal prostitutes. Full story. etc: https://thepattayanews.com/2023/01/15/no-suspected-sex-workers-found-during-pattaya-tourist-polices-inspection-according-to-police/?utm_source=fark&utm_medium=website&utm_content=link&ICID=ref_fark

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, Florida

The Finger is Up

Visited the Finger on a thursday night. The place was crowded and there was a lot of activity. The crowd reminded of Vegas up the road a bit before they closed. All the prev-covid…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

An Experience... But at a Price ($$$$$)

This review covers two visits. A quick one (my first since Covid) on 1/2/23 when I was on my way to Key West and a longer one on 1/16/23 on my way home.…

Fringe Gentlemen's Lounge and Grill

Morristown, New Jersey

Nice place

I had time after a work dinner, so I stopped by Fringe around 9pm on Thursday. The place is easy to find, in a safe area and had plenty of parking. When you walk…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Wednesday night commute

Found myself driving down rt 130 in Burlington on my way home from work. Was probably about 5pm when I walked into the pink building. As always, plenty of easy parking available.…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Chill Vibes, No Drama

The place is very small. No ID scans or pat downs. Very relaxed atmosphere. Cheap drinks. The layout is a center oval-shaped bar with 2 stages at different ends. There are booths on the outer end…

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Ladies, Why do you ask customers out to dinner?

Judging by this thread, it seems most of us have been asked to dinner by a dancer at least once. https://tuscl.net/discussion.php?id=81354

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Fun night

This place is interesting. I've reviewed it before, but here are the obligatory details: $20 cover (not a fan of that, especially because I once paid it 30 min before closing with the assurance that there…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

Nighttime with Sativa

I get to Pandora's around 11:30. I've just come from Rick's up the road. For some reason I expect Pandora's to feel a lot different, but it's mostly the same. Sure, it feels less corporate,…

Dream Girls at Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Standard corporate club

This is my third attempt to go to this club. What can I say, I'm a completist? Only a few Seattle-area clubs remain that I haven't visited. The first two times I tried going to…

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Debauchery after open heart

After a heart catheterization procedure I'm told that I need a 5 bypass surgery. I'm like WTF I ñever had a heart attack or chest pains or any heart related symptoms up until about 2 months prior when I started…

Hip Hugger

Kokomo, Indiana

Same old Same old

Was passing through Kokomo and decided to make a pit stop at the hugger. I’m not a frequent visitor but I usually stop in once every 3 months. It was around noon.…

Sugar's

Seattle, Washington

Was that ass I smelled?

I managed to escape for a few hours on a Sunday afternoon, and set my sights on close but reliable Sugars. Basics: Sugars is a dive on the route 99 strip. It’s been a strip…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Expensive But worth the Investment

Been here before, but that was a few years back. First time post COVD. I arrived late in the evening via their free limo service. I enjoy this club as there is no alcohol. (I…

The Office

Detroit, Michigan

Is this place still open?

I have heard zero buzz about anything going on.

Golden Horseshoe Club

Ranson, West Virginia

Convenient from Casino, but not much more.

This club is convenient of you are parlaying a trip from the nearby casino, Hollywood-Charles Town, but wouldn’t prioritize it when comparing to our nearby offerings. When I went there was a $10…

Centerfolds

San Francisco, California

Fun Wednesday

Decided to try this place as it was the only place not operated by Deja Vu in SF and was hoping it can be different. Visited Wednesday night at 815 PM. There was no cover…

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Dallas vs Tampa

Damn, not even halfway through the 1st Q. Anybody else think this will be a low scoring defensive duel? PS: Defense wins championships!

American Bush

South Salt Lake, Utah

Good time, pretty girls, and chill atmosphere.

This is my favorite club in Utah. The management is nice, the girls are really friendly and not too pushy. Lap dances are $20. private rooms are $50 for 1/2 an hour…

Platinum West

West Columbia, South Carolina

1st visit, thumbs up!

First trip to PW, and I have to say I'm a big fan! It's in an odd spot (airport/industrial area), but the club itself is very nice. Clean, safe, spacious, all-in-all a very nice but generic…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Might be worth it for some

Fannies is located on Fulton industrial right next to Ace of Clubs (formerly Club Babes) and on the other side of the street from Club Wax. If your not aware of the area it's pretty…

Déjà Vu OKC

Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Good club with lots of hot girls

I’ve been to this club a few times. When you first walk in there is a large stage with 2-3 dancers dancing at a time. There is another area for semi private dances…

Paradise Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

Am I tripping or......

isn't this Sky in this video? Looks like her, same tattoos and everything. Shitty part is, everyone in the comments are hating on her body. https://fb.watch/i5xK4ykKqP/

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Friday Funday

Had a Friday afternoon to myself so off to the PH for a bit I went. Pink Building that site right on a busy highway with a very large parking lot. It was actually pretty…

Vixens

Fort Myers, Florida

I found her.

If you have seen my reviews, I have been looking for the girl named Fallone at Lookers. Well she surfaced at Vixens with Snow. I walked in past the hall and into the main room.…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

Cool place, but expensive rates

This is a nice place. Nice furniture, nice decor, different areas. I very much like the layout and the theme but way too expensive for me to hang out here again. Cover was less than 10…

Pandora's Adult Cabaret

Seattle, Washington

friday daytime fun.

As described. $15 cover for entrance and a beverage. The club has a main stage and a smaller secondary stage. Nobody seemed to be around the stage, but tipping 1$ seemed like an easy way…

Red Parrot

El Paso, Texas

What a waste!

It was a strange visit. I went around 7:15pm. The parking lot had maybe 20 cars. Most of them were the staff. I paid and as i walk there was a beauty i have never…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Killing time on a Saturday afternoon.

I stopped in on a Saturday afternoon to kill an hour before catching a flight. No cover but a few bucks for a mandatory coat check. I grabbed a seat at a table on…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Vivide is the jam!

Finally got enough time this week to visit this gem of a club again. Went around 4:30 pm and was in there for about 2 hours. There is enough parking most of the times at…

Booby Trap

Pompano Beach, Florida

Definitely not the place for me

I’ve read the reviews of this place from others that are only a few weeks old, glowing about how good the girls looked and the music not being too loud. That was not my experience;…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

Sad times for PHC

This used to be a favorite stop before closure/covid etc. How does it even stay open now? 10pm, Valet $10 with tip, entrance $20. Same layout downstairs as before, with pay station straight ahead when you…

The Mpire Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Left frustrated and will never, ever return… ever!

After two DC strip clubs in as many nights, I’m starting to detect a pattern. No touching unless “upstairs” and at premium prices and no seating at the stage. Frankly it is not a compelling…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

TJ Visit

A collection of multiple trips to TJ's Showgirls. The club is located on a main street next to a taco bell in a shopping center. Cover charge is $15 during the dayshift. If the bouncer…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

“Claire is a fat girl’s name”

I drove into Dallas late on 2 Jan and made sure to pick a hotel near BBD. I had to leave early the next day and did not have much time - I think I…

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Friday night at LS

My previous visit to LS was early on a Saturday afternoon and the club was pretty much dead. This time I got the complete opposite experience - a packed club full of women. Let's get the…

Little Darlings Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

Not a bad night, but the vultures at a play here

So I hadn't been to Little Darlings in about 9 months and figured it would be a good time to visit. Last time I was here was in the middle of the NFL Draft and…

Cafe 369

Garden Grove, California

OC cafes - not for me!

I was going to be Anaheim over the weekend and decided to do a little research prior to my trip. I had heard about the Vietnamese coffee cafes and visited a few of them…

The Venue

Portland, Oregon

Friday, 1/13, 3pm

Continuing my New Year's Resolution of visiting different clubs. Read many good things about this club, figure I give it at try. Swung by the club at around 3pm, and it was PACKED, parking lot…

Spearmint Rhino

City of Industry, California

Rhino - Is it a reasonable value for the money?

The LA area has a ton of options when it comes to strip clubs but I do not think most consider LA the city that has the best strip clubs in the country. 4…

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VIP G-Strings

Unlike many other mongers who wander in and out of dens of depravity all across the country or around the world wherever business travel takes them, I usually monger close to home.  Although I did live for many years in…

Night Trips Tulsa

Tulsa, Oklahoma

First time being on Tulsa time.

Night trips, went there Saturday 1/14/23 @9:30. Stayed for an hour 1/2. When we arrived the parking lot was lit and the front parking lots was packed. Saw a 5-0 parked at the…

Vivide (V Live)

Atlanta, Georgia

Strange Saturday

A good Saturday visit, but started too early. I arrived at 1:00 to a half empty lot but still went in. Pat-down from what I believe to be the indoor security but was working the door…

Pony Birmingham

Birmingham, Alabama

I came, I saw, I went…I think

After spending a few hours at their rival club decided it was time to try something new. Took the short drive, pulled into the parking lot 10 minutes later. Typical outside of a…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, North Carolina

Thursday day trip

Had some time during the holidays so made a day visit a few weeks ago on a Thursday during the day time. The club has started back opening at noon on weekdays instead of 2pm.…

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Puerto Rico strip clubs?

Hi all, haven’t seen many Puerto Rico reviews recently. Was wondering if anyone have some experiences with it? Curious on cost, mileage, and which clubs are worth checking out? Anything worth avoiding? Thx!

The Go-Go Rama

Laurence Harbor, New Jersey

Good fun with my fave Ashley

Been going here whenever I get the chance. Ashley is my fave and is always super busy. This time too I went around 8:30 on a week day and got the token for Ashley, almost…

Bomboa 222

São Paulo, Brazil

A casual but fun club in Sao Paulo

This club is now called Bomboa 222 and has a new location. It's a combination of a casual night club and brothel. The pics on the website will give you a good feel for the…

Raider's Reef

Tucson, Arizona

Finally going sailing on the boat!

First time at the boat! Was in town for work, took an Uber from my hotel around 10pm Friday night. Pretty big parking lot from what I could tell. Walked up a long ramp inside…

Deans Gold

North Miami Beach, Florida

Great Visit - Recommended if you have the Money

Had a great visit to Dean's Gold. Spent a while there drinking and watching Thursday night football at first. Girls were fairly aggressive but I guess it makes sense since it was early I was…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Weekday Cricket visit

Went to the Cricket on a Wednesday afternoon , pulled into a crowded(free) lot and walked inside, there is no cover before 7PM. the place was crowded but i found a table near the front…

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Your body compared to hers

Random topic, but wanted to see how much people's experience differs based on height, weight, fitness, etc. For myself: I'm short and relatively in shape. With most strippers wearing heels, it's easy for them to tower over me which has…

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Things you do to relieve stress

Aside maybe from hooking up with a hot girl, that's low hanging fruit right there. -I'll go to the gym -I'll take a shower, it's my thinking place. Also in the shower I'll sing Michael Mcdonald songs loudly. -If I'm in…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

Prepare to be ignored here

First visit of 2023. Paid a 5 dollar cover and ID was scanned into some mysterious machine. Large warehouse style building with a a rectangle bar around a corner stage. The stage is far…

Cloakroom

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Algorithm yields glitz not grace

Cloakroom is what you’d get from an algorithm designed to create the feel of an upscale strip club. There are the requisite doormen, pretty barmaids, expensive drinks, fancy interior design complete with color-changing LED lights,…

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Miss Universe 2023

While I fully understand the Miss Universe (and Miss America) contests are not beauty pageants - they are merely an exercise in political correctness, there should at least be a minimum threshold of beauty so the event doesn’t turn into…

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Club-free PLing

When I'm regularly seeing one or two OTC favs, I often will go for months without going to a strip club. Anybody else?

Saturday Night Live

Westminster, Colorado

Not for me

This is my first review, but I just had to take a moment to say that I won’t be back. The parking that wraps around the building is in full view of the street. Driving…

Mario's Showplace

Webster, Massachusetts

Long time occasional customer - great place!

Mario's Showplace is a clean comfortable club. The bar is to the right as you enter with the dance stage opposite (U shape) and tables further in with the private dancing area at the back.…

Les Girls

San Diego, California

Good for the price

Was in San Diego and the place was next to my hotel, so I decided to check it out, not having too much expectations. Since it wasn't planned very well, I got there at around…

Hollywood Cabaret

Southington, Connecticut

Unplanned holiday trip

I stopped by on New Year’s Day after a very long hiatus. I arrived around 4 and wound up staying until about 10. It was generally pretty even ladies to patrons. The guys were sitting…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

Great value if you aren’t a baller

The place: I ended up here on a Sunday evening around 9pm. Very nice and polite gal working the door and seemed appreciative when I tipped her a few bucks after getting me ones.…

Hong Kong Gentlemen's Club

Tijuana, Baja California

Swiper No Swiping

Preamble: Ignore any grammer problems I'm still a pretty tipsy and this is my first review (last 2 times i found better girls fyi). Well just had the shittiest time with Geraldine (real name starts…

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Holy Shit

A fellow-TUSCLer PMed me this - LOL "Tampa Bay Lightning Fans Cheer On Couple Having Window Sex" https://wild941.com/2023/01/13/tampa-bay-lightning-fans-cheer-on-couple-having-window-sex/

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The Famous Pompano Three!

How would you rate the Pompano three and why? Also, is there a better time to go to each? Day or night? Weekends or weekdays. For me it's: 1. Booby Trap, great daytime party and hot girls.…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, Florida

Not As Good As It Used To Be

Went back again and I think after reading reviews, I think I need to try another place. I used to love Scarlett's because of the 2-for-1 at the top of every hour, but after the…

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High School Classmates as Dancers

Was scrolling through Facebook earlier and made a connection between one of the girls that I have been seeing in the club and an old classmate of mine. My brain knows when it remembers someone, so I believe this dancer…

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Getting Back into the Game (of Wasting Money on Hoes)

Hey, all! Long time, no talk. Looks like I decided to start checking this board again at a particularly harmonious moment in its history. Planning to club again for the 1st time in months. What are some serious (and non-serious) pointers…

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[OT] Good Movies that Slipped Under the Radar

Not a lot of preamble needed here. Rattle off some movies that you love but fell short of "blockbuster" status. I'll go first... "Underwater" (2020) starring Kristen Stewart and Vincent Cassel. Science fiction action/horror film that follows a group of workers…

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Ignore, Attack or Leave ???

2icee , IceyLoco, Eltriste, Phat Boi Fred. Whatever the shithead wants to call himself. I have to hand one thing to this guy. He has united all of TUSCL. It doesnt' matter who you…

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My New Favorite College Sport

Forget football or basketball. I am flipping channels tonight and turned on ESPN2 to see what game was playing. Say Hello to my new Favorite Sports Star : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P00Octm-tJA https://www.instagram.com/livvydunne/ https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-01-11/olivia-dunne-lsu-gymnastics-nil-instagram-tiktok-fans/101842928 99% of us, the only time you ever…

Politics

USA should "Ukraine" China

I see an opportunity to suck our other chief geopolitical rival into a bloody and costly military conflict, depleting their armed forces and exposing their weaknesses. As an added bonus, we can depopulate two of the globe's largest polluters. https://www.foxnews.com/world/indian-army-general-says-situation-border-china-unpredictable

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Is SA competing with strip clubs?

I've never bought the arguments that porn, cam girls and/or traditional escort sites compete with strip clubs. They are all very different experiences from strip clubs. I've always viewed them as more tangent, with perhaps some crossover customers…

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The Family Business

OK, so a CF told me last night that her mother used to dance in a nearby club. Sometimes the Mom comes in on the weekends to see her and long time local club hounds make all sorts of…

Rio Grande Valley-Just getting to know the area

I guess I'm joining the ranks of what are called Winter Texans. I've visited a few times and have quite a few [Minnesota]friends in the area. I'm coming down in a few weeks to look at a place that's coming on the market through a private party. There's a lot of similarities/differences in different parts of the country regarding the adult sex scene. Coming from Minnesota, there are websites that have a very strong influence in our "market". TER (Theeroticreview), Tryst, Eros, the Monkey, Skipthegames and Sumosearch all enjoy a wide view of customers and advertisers. When I use these platforms in the RGV, it's pretty tough to see much for choices. What…

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Open letter to founder

If you don’t reinstate the two way block you are just rewarding the biggest trolls on this site. If you feel that prick gives you more value than I do let me know I will terminate my participation here…

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20FAG WONT SHOW UP

after years of incessantly harassing me and trolling me. Months of threatening me with bodily harm. Telling me to meet him in Vegas on the 27th of January 2023. Telling me he'll beat me up when he sees…