LDK topic

Yeah – you can actually go to prison for that you know

Wait, are you a dancer or a customer? I'm very confused. What are your preferred pronouns?

Ok I must be losing my freaking mind, I thought I saw the pink dancer icon next to OP's name. Then it just vanished.

^ it did have the pink-dancer-icon - I messaged Founder and it seems Founder took it off

Do people new to strip clubs know what LDK means?

^ Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.

I’ve got no idea what LDK is…

^Look it up in the glossary at the very bottom of..... aaaaand it's gone.

They don't call the trek from the LD room to the front door, while sporting a wet spot, the "Walk of Shame" for nothing. 😉

OP, you realize LDK is considered sexual assault by OTC hounds, even though you’re the one sitting back paying to be assaulted?

Should I be embarrassed about LDKs? - Yes, but ONLY if you're embarrassed about being in a strip club, paying girls for sexual titillation, and parting with your hard-earned money for a fleeting thrill. Otherwise, no. In fact, NOT having a timely LDK is the embarrassment - especially when you're close and your girl keeps moving off the groove, and you're wondering whether you should just keep going and rack up more LD fees, and you privately beat yourself up when you consider that for not a whole lot more, you could have had a VIP, and you simultaneously curse the the age-gods for depriving you of your formerly cursed orgasm hair-trigger, for which you'd gladly trade places now just to relieve the damn pressure... all the while, trying to keep your focus and a head of steam going while you ponder whether your dancer is wondering what the hell is wrong with you and why you haven't cum yet!?
Is it ok to LDK? - YES, for that is right and decent (See above). Get it on, already!
What if I get some on her by accident? - She'll wipe it off. Don't worry, it's not her first rodeo and she knows a thing or two about male hydraulics.
Will I get in trouble? - Only if God takes His omniscient eyeball off the other horrors of humanity for a moment, and decides to smote your ass right there in the LD chair.

Oh great, THIS whole argument again. At least we don’t have icee.

I had a great LDK last week and thanks to my super absorbent pants, she did not notice a thing and kept on grinding me. Only after I went to the men's room to take a piss I realized what a mess I did. Looked like a fight had broken out in the yogurt aisle.

I’m guessing if you’re not ashamed for everyone to know you are a premature ejaculator, we could care less as long as you don’t sit too close to us.

I had one today mid dance and I love it when dancers would not stop even. after,

from 10 years ago or so. one sunny afternoon i had just popped from a couple of lappers and exited the club. i wound up sitting on a milk crate, lit up a marlboro and after finishing that was going to deal with the long train ride home. two young dweebs i had noticed before that were keen on observing my activities in the club were approaching towards me.

so one of them just had to know, had to ask "hey. what's going on? did you have a good time?"

he was a nice guy. not the menacing type as far as i could see. but that question just - well why the fuck would you ask a guy that you don't know that question right? my reaction:

"what do you think? does this look like i had a good time?" i lifted my jacket and slid it towards the left to show a nasty splooge stain on my shirt. so to the thread maker: do you think i'm embarrassed?

Huh. Well, I never needed to consider this before, but I'm certain that I'll never feel compelled to show other dudes a cum stain I made.

^well then good for you. congrats - you're way more normal than i am. you want a medal or something?

not minding your own business in checking out my actions inside a club and then ask unexpected fucked up questions be prepared to expect unexpected answers.

It’s super gross, but it is kind of an object lesson in “mind your own business”.

Should I be embarrassed about LDKs?

Not at all. A lot of strippers I've met look for you to LDK. It reassures them they have what it takes. It's considered a compliment.

I've had dancers get a smirk when they succeeded, as if they were proud of themselves.

I got an LDK barside once. Was surrounded by other customers so I didn't want to make it awkward by moaning loudly so I bit my lip until it passed. The bartender noticed though and had a disgusted look on her face. LOL

I couldn't picture LDK, but I've only been strip clubbing since 1975.

I was at Landing Strip in Austin sitting in a front VIP booth. You basically have more room but no privacy. I'm waiting for a dancer to free up, and I start hearing this guy start to moan in the next booth. It gradually gets louder and louder until you can hear this dude over the music in VIP. Between songs the sound system got quiet enough where people on the floor could hear, and I pretend to check my phone so I didn't have to meet the gaze of the random people stare at this guy cumming in his pants with zero cares whatsoever. At some point I did glance over at the dancer facing away from him and grinding steadily like a wind up toy. She just had this blank faraway look like she'd gone to her happy place.

Wear a lubricated condom after inverting it. Ask her if she's willing to grind on your dick if you pull your sweats down to your hips.
No mess ldk.


As for whether or not you'll get in trouble, only if you haven't paid the house super beforehand. Or if you end up nutting on someone's bare skin.

Someone should print this thread and put it next to Shakespeare and the Mona Lisa in a time capsule

More often than not if it happens the dancer is trying and won’t be surprised. I had it happen once or twice when I was a young guy but honestly I find pants are not conducive to getting off. Of course I’m not the sort to buy a whole bunch of consecutive grinding dances. I’d stop or go to VIP well before it got that far.

If that’s your thing though go for it but it’s polite to give the dancer a heads up before you get there.

^ I could be wrong, but I suspect that the number of dancers who would suggest LDK to a guy without being asked about it first is very, very low.

I can easily imagine guys asking for it, because I've had dancers tell me about other stuff guys ask for and LDK is tame by comparison. Also, in more extras-friendly regions, it's far less of an ask than sex or OTC so... [shrug].

I think that the number of dancers who want guys to LDK or "take pride" in making guys LDK is highly exaggerated here (similar to dancers on stripper reddit alleging that $500 hand jobs are common...).

Ultimately, most dancers really aren't fans of the surprise wet spot. I really don't care if a guy wants to LDK as long as he tells the dancer ahead of time that's what he wants. Or, warns her when it's about to happen.

Only time I did recently, it was more like a vigorous hand job and blowjob over the pants. She told me she wanted to make me cum and I agreed I would try to. Afterwards, we high fived.

I feel grateful to be able to enjoy an LDK guilt free and with proper delivery is a mutual agreement for repeat business + tip. Those who aren’t able to reap the fruits of these awards don’t know what they’re missing, or unwilling to lay back, relax and enjoy the experience.

@Mate27 amen. As long as you are at a decent mileage club, when you can LDK you can always end the night happy.

In my experience, there are more strippers either indifferent or LDK friendly than there are strippers that are anti.

And all LDK PLs please just follow one simple rule: don't get any cum on your dancer. Keep your jizz your biz. Seriously. That's the main issue that strippers are not cool with. Respect it!

You don't really need an extras club for LDK....only a dancer who knows where/how to grind.

I dunno, but in my experience the strippers expect it. Depending on the girl many will not just grind but use a little elbow grease and manual stimulation to get the job done. As for the walk of shame, who the fuck cares every guy in there is probably looking for the same ending. In any event the clubs that I go to don't exactly have flood lights on inside.

As for jizz on the girl, I have never seen a problem with that. In fact at one club I frequent the regular LD rooms all have industrial size containers of wipes. The girls all take junior out and use lube to help things along and sometimes the jizz gets on a leg or boob. NBD, that's what the wipes are for.

"industrial size containers of wipes"
"The girls all take junior out and use lube to help things along"

i know the club that you refer to. it's still good to know that the ruby special is still available in that very very fine establishment. i've partaken with several others but never did with the queen specialist. looking back i now totally regret this past action.

There are some places you can go outside and smoke a cigarette/cigar and watch for guys coming out with the “silver dollar”, which is the size of the splooge stain showing through your pants. Lol!

-Ronnie Mund from Howard Stern Show