Moundsville would sum up the state of any porta shitter I recently used

Moundsville, WV. Saturday night. Club is on the main drag of town on Lafayatte ave. Found parking right on the street outside this club. Walk in, cover is $5 and check of ID to a guy through a window slot. He unlocks the door and lets you in. You then get wanded down. Set up is bar right there, and small stage at the back. Lap dance area is a couch all camera'd up in a room in the back. Lap dance prices are $20 a song.

Dancers only 4 I saw. Not too shabby, nothing crazy out of this world good but probably just some local area girls. All looked 20 somethings. Maybe 7's around I would say. Nobody fat. Average to thin. One thing though, all the girls here seemed to talk real slow, maybe it's west virginia thing. I'm sort of fast talker myself, probably an east coast thing. But between the two, one side had no idea what the fuck I was saying and the other side, me, I was falling asleep at these stories that take 5 hours to get the fucking point. Spit it out lady. I just started sitting at the stage and tipping.

One girl Olivia, had a nice body, dyed red hair. I said for $20 let me go for it. Pre paid the DJ. Went to the back couch inside a room. Decent dancing but as far as touching, very limited she seemed very scared of the cameras and me touching her too much. Bra does not come off, only if you go get a room. Idk a place like this should have a little mileage, probably get more customers. But ultimately talent was ok, not a big spot but mileage not good enough for me to repeat.