Need Strip Clubs in Airports
ArtCollege
Oregon
Papi just posted an article about a plane delayed for four hours. I've spent many hours delayed in Denver, O'Hare, Atlanta, etc.
Why not a strip club in the terminal? That is how I would while away my layovers. (Maybe a pun opportunity there.) And no need for a metal detector or pat down!
Why not a strip club in the terminal? That is how I would while away my layovers. (Maybe a pun opportunity there.) And no need for a metal detector or pat down!
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https://www.mapquest.com/us/wisconsin/ai…
Did you look at the map with the satellite images showing or just the mapquest cartoon?
The oldest bar in Milwaukee, the Landmark, it right next door as well. They have a great happy hour. The Final Approach is a restaurant near the airport that has decent Prime Rib. I asked for the hottest horseradish they had and when they brought it out, all the locals stopped in their tracks to see my reaction. It definitely made my eyes water.
Early on in my career, I used to go to training in that area every year. When I was new and the training center was near the airport, I didn't always have a car so would walk from the hotel to that strip club a few times. This area of Milwaukee is like being in a big town, not a major city. The airport has a short approach road from Howell that doesn't really have a sidewalk, but cars are doing 25. If I had turned in a rental car and got stranded at that airport, I wouldn't hesitate to walk.
Me: That was a great lap-dance. How much?
Stripper: That was actually 2 lap-dances, so $120.