King Charles III đź‘‘ Bop-bada-bapada-baaaaa !!!!
misterorange
Kamala, you're FIRED!
Okay, I've never been a follower of all this Royal stuff. I think it's a cute tradition and rather comical at times. They seem to like it over there across the pond, so who am I to judge? But I have one question, just out of curiosity. Maybe the great minds of TUSCL can explain this.
So Chicken-head Charlie divorced the beautiful Diana in favor of an old battle axe, Camilla. Now that he's about to be crowned King of England, she will become Queen. Well, Queen Consort, whatever the fuck that means. Either way, her title is Queen something or other.
Why is it that Philip, who spent his entire adult life in the service of his wife Queen Elizabeth II, always remained Prince Philip and was never called King, or King Consort or whatever. He hung around kissing that old bag's ass for almost 75 years, and "Prince" or Duke of Edinburgh was the best they could do for him? WTF?
Don't get me wrong, I think it would be pretty cool to be known as Duke of Edinburgh, or hell, Duke of fucking anything. But if I'm married to the Queen, and father of the future King of England, I'd just want something a little more prestigious. Maybe an intro like The Magnificent Duke, Prince of Princes, The Master of Disaster, His Highness Philip the Fabulous! Not to mention he was quite a handsome chap compared to his turkey-face son who's set to take the throne.
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The only way to be a true King or Queen is to be born into the royal family and ascend to the throne as the ruling monarch.
queen qunt - looks like the typical unhappy prissy old hag. kinda like a british version of jill biden. would there have been public backlash if chucky married someone who was 1/2 his age minus 7 years instead of plus 7?
dumping gorgeous Diana for horse face Camilla is equivalent to approving some of the ho’s that Icee, now CJ Kent post
I did and was struck by something King George actually said in the beginning, he said “ I have come not to be served, but to serve”
I thought to myself that many of our own politicians could learn from that statement as well.
I think the line you are looking for is
“No matter how hot a woman is, there’s some guy out there that’s tired of her shit”
The whole thing is made up and full of silly rules and dodges to make shit look more or less legit to the current crop of english public. If a guy marries in, he gets all fringe benefits, but no "king" title. Women are a "queen consort" which makes them sound like a fuck toy, which suits camilla if you think about it. The whole family is bullshit though, windsor is a made up name. Charles' great grandfather Prince Albert of Saxe-Coburg and Gotha (married to victoria) was a KRAUT. The whole damn line are krauts, and they can go to all the pheasant shoots and wear all the tweed they want, they're krauts. And, philip was a GREEK! Charles is a kraut-greek and should be running a kebab shop somewhere, not sipping tea as the king of blighty. Then again, the whole european royal genepool is as inbred as a bunch of Appalachian hillbillies, so one is as good as the next really.
He claims he wants to serve the public rather than be served and then has the public pay for a huge ceremony to honor him while being handed gold, jewels and whatever else he desires by a throng of his servants before heading back to his palatial estate. That sounds exactly like American politicians to me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48Lxa8Uw…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fet9X7T1…
I agree, but maybe not quite "exactly" the same. The Brits (for the most part) accept and even celebrate the taxpayer funded extravagance of their Royals. It's a cultural tradition and very transparent. Beyond transparent actually, because it's not only available for anyone to see if they want to, it's shown off to the point that it's impossible NOT to see. There's some friction about the whole thing, and some people protest, but the fact is that the Royals bilking the public to finance their obscene opulence is perfectly legal.
Over here, there is no treaty or tradition that elevates politicians to god-like status. Even the POTUS only gets paid 400,000 and that hasn't increased in over 20 years. I'll bet there are a few TUSCL members who make more than that. So here in America politicians have to fucking STEAL everything they believe they're entitled to. That's how people like Nancy Pelosi, Harry Reid and Joe Biden begin their political careers with almost nothing and then retire with Jay-Z kind of money.
There is a trade-off for both. The Royals have to keep up all that pomp and circumstance bullshit which must get really frustrating, even for traditionalists like the former Queen. American politicians have to constantly keep tap dancing their way around the law and public scrutiny, and while there is little to no chance they will ever be successfully prosecuted for their crimes, that's got to be a major annoyance when you believe you actually deserve everything you pilfered from the taxpayers.
I was also struck by the phrase about "serving rather than being served". It's a beautiful sentiment. But I got to thinking, how does the Royal family "serve" the people of the United Kingdom? Well, they put on a pretty good show for them, and the people seem to enjoy it. But they are basically high-class "influencers" that promote feel-good causes. They don't have any real authority to change anything. Conversely, here in America, politicians hold enormous power, which they very cleverly use to convey an altruistic image while they fuck this country right up the ass.
I guess the Royals and American politicians aren't so different after all.
If you have any interest in the constitution of the United States it takes great pains to describe a tremendous fiction, that we are a self governing group of citizens who volunteer to serve our fellow citizens,then voluntarily cede power and go back to our ordinary life.
The actuality is these greedy motherfuckers that run our government have elevated themselves into a permanent political class with more rights, power, and benefits than the people who elected them and as a result our entire society is threatened not by the protesters, but rather by those who deem themselves to be beyond criticism.
Case in point: Sitting on the Hunter laptop information. Not just "sitting on" it but flat out declaring that it was invalid and the product of Russian disinformation. Now we know that it was 100% true, but it's too late to do anything about it. The scum sucking piece of shit Joe Biden is President. And the citizens of this country are so detached from reality, they will probably elect him again.