Andrew Dice Clay voice: "Jack and Jill went up the hill..."

Triadelphia, WV. Off I-70 between Wheeling and Pittsburgh. Saturday night. Right by a TA truck stop. There's an adult shop lit up, I parked there first but no that ain't it, the strip club is past there. Drive up to the club, gravel shit parking lot. Parking on left next to club and a lot across from club. Walk in, no pat down or nothing, guy at the window. Cover free for military/vets. I don't remember how much it was regular though.

The club is one of those in and out, transient type clubs. Everybody is walking around, coming and going, a lot groups, dancers disappear then reappear. A lot of younger guys and some middle age maybe 25 people or so. Bartender lady talks very loud. They got those virtual casino games in a room near the stage. One big stage one girl up at time. This club is nicer on the inside than you think it would be not necessarily upscale. Lap dances are $20 in a room I didn't see and VIP is I believe $110 for 15 or 30 minutes something like that.

Dancers. Maybe 10-15 dancers. Mostly white with some black and one latina or asian girl named Tiger. 20's and 30's it looked like. Some porkers in there but some girls with average body types. There's some alright girls, not a disaster in the least bit but this ain't Hollywood, we are at a truck strip in West Virginia.