Spearmint Rhino Santa Barbara
22 E Montecito St Santa Barbara, CA 93101

Boring, but not much choice around

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gonecase75
May 11, 2023, 9:06 PM
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Visited: Wednesday Evening

Mostly a waste of time. There are not many options in the area, unless you want to drive to LA. Overall, Wednesday night was very depressing. Cover was 20 and there were may be 3-4 customers and 7-8 girls. Almost all girls were 5-6, not even any 7-8, forget 9 or 10/10s. The venue is bit rundown and the stage and sitting are is not bad, but the dance area is quite rundown. Drinks were reasonable and staff was not rude.

 

The dance are was like a one long bench and not private for individual song dances which were $20 per song. If you went for 15 min, was like $140 in cubicles next to single song are. Was bit more private but rundown. I never ask was extras and none were offered. But the quality was so poor that decided to leave in an hour. If there was choice I wd not go here. But there is no choice around the area.

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