Definitely check roll call, and be prepared to spend.
I was in town on a weeknight and decided I’d check the place out. I saw some reviews saying it was in an industrial area, but this is definitely an understatement. This place is a straight up warehouse, smack dab in the middle of 20 other warehouses that look exactly like it. Theres a sign above the main door, but other than that, they’ve done nothing to dress up the outside at all, so that was a little off putting.
I walked through the front door and followed an L shaped hallway and was met with a slightly ajar curtain, open just enough for the bartender to notice when someone is in the hall. She signaled the bouncer to let me in, and he asks me for a $31 cover charge. Pretty steep for my liking, but this is the only club for like a 30 mile radius so I guess they hike the prices up.
As I make my way to my seat, I notice this place is much smaller than I had expected. And very empty. Literally only one other patron in there. I see a dancer looking bored sitting on her phone, and she immediately pops up and asks if I want a dance. She wasn’t exactly my type, so I politely declined. Another dancer takes the stage and she’s a little rough around the edges, another one who wasn’t for me. Now this is starting to get awkward with the place being so small and empty, because whichever girl is on stage is gonna be looking directly at you. Finally a little hottie takes the stage, “Anika”, a petite Latina with curly hair and glasses. I go up to the stage and throw some ones, and she promptly puts her tits in my face. The stage dance was two songs long, and basically the whole thing was an up close personal show for me.
After her stage dance, she comes and sits down with me. She does the standard stripper flirting, slightly awkward. I decide to get a topless dance and see where things go. Topless dances are $30 here too, so again, this place is price gouging the fuck out of me. We go to the lap dance area and she gives me a fairly standard lap dance, nothing crazy, decent mileage, didn’t seem to mind that her tits happened to fall into my mouth 5 or 6 times. But literally the instant the song is over she stands up and asks if I want another dance. She doesn’t seem to bring up much of a menu so I figured I’d see what else the club has to offer.
Woof, the rest of the girls working this night were uhh… not great. Half of them looking like their favorite hobby is smoking meth, and the other half looking like they would be more effective working as bouncers. It was clear that “Anika” was the only attractive person in the building that night.
She must have noticed what was going on, because she came back over a couple minutes later. I decided to get another overpriced topless dance and maybe dig a littler harder for any kind of a menu. The second dance was like ten percent better, but still kinda forgettable. As the dance ends she starts kinda pushing VIP, but only offers the more expensive one (red flag number one). I ask what specifically will happen in there, she gives vague phrasing like “more touching” and “more intimate” (red flag number 2). So in other words she wants me to pay $220 for a 15 minute version of what I basically already got. So yea, I passed on that.
Since this clearly wasn’t going anywhere with “Anika”, and since the rest of the girls working were the straight up dawg pound, I chose to see myself out.
Not the worst experience ever, but definitely not the best. If you’re ever planning on going, #1: definitely check roll call, and #2: be prepared to spend up for premium price for non premium things.
