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Why Strippers are Sharks in their Environment

Strippers and sharks are similar in their own environments.&nbsp; Have you ever seen videos where sharks swarm around when they spot their prey?&nbsp; Well if you have spent any amount of time in strip clubs, you'll see strippers pacing back and forth.&nbsp; If they see something big and juicy or something that looks good to eat you'll see a swarm of interest among the sharks.&nbsp; Before you know it, you'll see them start taking bites at their prey.&nbsp; If they smell blood (money in the strip club) you will see a full on feeding frenzy.&nbsp; Shark after shark will attempt to get their piece of meat.&nbsp;&nbsp; <br /> <br /> The next time you're in a large strip club, just remember all…

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Movie Review: The Runaways

<p>I've been waiting almost a year for this movie. <br /> <br /> Back in the mid 1970's, there was a groundbreaking all girl rock band called The Runaways, because they literally were runaways. They were also talented musicians. Rock n roll,…

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Movie Review: After.Life (2010)

Three words: Christina Ricci Naked-what else could motivate me to drive 60 miles, roundtrip, to see a movie ? It's not much of a movie. I guess it's suppsed to be horror, or psychological thriller, but it misses the mark…

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Stripper: "I haven't had sex in 6 months"

I find this one of the more ludicrous bits of stripper shit. The dancer has supposedly sworn off sex for some personal reason, hence is super horny. The sales pitch implies that if you would just spring for…

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Rude Surprise

Super cute young dancer, petite, athletic body, fun to talk to. We're in the back and she settles into a good grind - Steve likey likey! Run my hands up the silky smooth skin of her back and…

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Portland - - - Any hope for good laps?

For all the talk I hear about how good of a strip club town Portland, Oregon is, I have found it to be "air-Dance" city. I assume the reason that people like the place is because you have naked…

All Stars

San Antonio, Texas

This is a great place to...

This is a great place to go if you don't actually want to see any dancers. Granted, I was there on an off-day in an off-hour but when there are 5 dancers standing at…

Flamingo Showgirls

Anaheim, California

Hadn't been here for several months....

Hadn't been here for several months. Arrived a little after 8. Not many customers. Maybe 10. Long pauses between stage dancers. Annoying, to the point customers were leaving. Probably got down to…

Sapphire Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

What a great way to start...

What a great way to start a thursday night. Not only were the women amazing, but the dances were just as nice. The drinks were priced okay but it didn't matter because we…

Yellow Rose

Austin, Texas

the club gets packed pretty much...

the club gets packed pretty much every saturday night. plenty of people standing, took about 30 min to find a table. not enough girls working. we sat literally for an hour before…

Spearmint Rhino

Dallas, Texas

So I was back in Dallas...

So I was back in Dallas again so I decided to stop in again on a Thursday night. Once again I was quite please. It wasn't terribly pack, but a good crowd for…

Pleasers Adult Entertainment

Atlanta, Georgia

I was in town for the...

I was in town for the weekend so I decided to check Pleasers out. I visited this club a few months earlier but it was on a Monday or Tuesday night and there wasn't much…

Synn Gentlemen's Club

City of Industry, California

I went I. On a Saturday...

I went I. On a Saturday night. There were only about 10 dancers there unless a bunch were in the VIP area or in the back. I printed the free admission coupon from synns myspace…

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

A very nice place. I...

A very nice place. I was always driving by and finally decided to stop in. Nice place, not too busy for when I was there, and a good mix of dancers. Music…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Went on a Tuesday night around...

Went on a Tuesday night around 12:30 AM. Cover was $5 bucks. Waters were $3. There were maybe a dozen dancers. I understood from previous reviews that Tuesday was "2 for…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

I thought this place was pretty...

I thought this place was pretty good. Arrived after a visit to Foxy Lady earlier in the evening. This place is definitely not as clean and the crowd outside seemed a little bit…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, California

HMMM went to Crazy Horse in...

HMMM went to Crazy Horse in SF 2 weeks ago... can't say that I regret it. First we got there about 30 min before closing time (2 am), on a week night. The door person…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I made a Saturday afternoon visit...

I made a Saturday afternoon visit to the Flight Club and was somewhat disappointed in the quality of the dancers. I only stayed about 45 minutes and during that time I saw maybe 6…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Visited on Tuesday afternoon after a...

Visited on Tuesday afternoon after a long absence. Door remains $10, soft drinks/water $5. The decor has changed: mirrors on most walls! The VIP seating is somewhat better, not all booths face the stages, a few…

Venus Adult Superstore

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

I went by Venus around 2pm...

I went by Venus around 2pm on a Wednesday. There were 3 dancers on shift. 2 white girls and a very tiny black girl. The girls were very friendly and cute. I selected the black…

Penns Port Pub

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to the pub, 3 dancers...

Went to the pub, 3 dancers on shift. For the most part it was a nice experience. Didnt get the feel they are very attentive to black men in there. the girls were nice and…

Set-It-Off Go Go Bar

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went to set it off. Nice...

Went to set it off. Nice girls and plenty of them. They come up to you to grind, you can accept it or not. Nice range of girls from Puerto Rican , black, white and…

Baby Dolls

Harrisburg, North Carolina

I went on a Friday nite...

I went on a Friday nite and I think a lot about this club has been left out of most of the reviews....the dancers here are some of the best looking and have the best…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

Friday daytime good at EB. I...

Friday daytime good at EB. I like the girls working and real relaxed with my favorite Flavia usually there. She's gotta be the hottes, definitely hottest lap dance at EB. Another girl said clubs been…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

The reason for the change is...

The reason for the change is because management has changed. Unfortunately, due to bad judgment, the owners have made some bad choices and decisions as of late to include letting go of some really great…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

I went to this club in...

I went to this club in Jan, clubs nice but a total waste if youre looking for mileage. Quite a few Russians and some americans, they smooth sell the lap dances and play the old…

Eden Gentlemen’s Club

Houston, Texas

I'll let the previous reviews speak...

I'll let the previous reviews speak for the set up, but this is one of those mega-clubs. Multpile dance floors, buffet, bars, and a couple dark private dance areas with an upstairs VIP.…

Cheeks

Wilmington, Delaware

Been to some real dives, and...

Been to some real dives, and I actually kinda like the dives vs. the glitzy "Gentlemens" clubs. But generally the dives come with some benefits on the value or services equation. This dive…

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, Florida

The the 2nd consecutive downgrade for...

The the 2nd consecutive downgrade for CPB. I used to have this club in my top 5-but no more. Not enough girls in general. Not enough hot girls. Plus the lap dance quality is way…

Diamond Dolls

Pompano Beach, Florida

Outstanding imporvements in Diamond dolls.Big upgrade...

Outstanding imporvements in Diamond dolls.Big upgrade in talent and in the quality of LDs. There are still a few girls that barely rate a 5 in looks, but there are plenty of 8&9's available. The champagne room…

Blu Sapphires Gentleman's Club

Menasha, Wisconsin

I stopped by the club about...

I stopped by the club about 5:00 PM, so I got in without paying a cover and they had a two for one drink special, so each time I bought a beer they gave me…

Passions Men's club

Kittanning, Pennsylvania

I was there tonight, first girl...

I was there tonight, first girl was 40 lbs over weight and looked like a linebacker. 2nd girl Angel, was really cute with a smaller very hot tight body, very nice girl. 3rd and 5th…

Men's Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

Went here with a friend on...

Went here with a friend on a Thursday night and was very impressed. We just chose to sit at the bar and take in the view - girls dancing on three stages simultaniously.…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Went in on a Friday, hadn't...

Went in on a Friday, hadn't been in for a while. Happily, I did see an old friend in Mason, who was back to work since mid-March (she'd had to take time off for…

Shenanigans Gentlemen's Club

Schenectady, New York

I read all the reviews (thanks...

I read all the reviews (thanks TUSCL) and not much to pick from here in Albany, but wanted to try one so I select Shenanigans. The reviews are accurate. The place is next…

Jen's Den

Akron, Ohio

Went to Jen's...

Went to Jen's last night around 9:30 p.m., had a hard time finding a place to park, the lot was crowded. Made my way in and was surprised that there were…

Adelita Bar

Tijuana, Baja California

Last trip was HK, and I...

Last trip was HK, and I wasn't too impressed, so I went back to Adelitas where I've had good times before. Friday evening around 7pm I crossed the border. No traffic, quick border…

Medusa’s Lair

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

No major changes since my last...

No major changes since my last visit here except an uptick in dancer quality. I've been back here twice in the last few weeks and had an enjoyable time both visits. My favorite…

Candy House Cabaret

Wynantskill, New York

Similar to other reviews in terms...

Similar to other reviews in terms of configuration. $15 cover, all non-alcoholic drinks included. All nude, no alcohol club. Remote area. Club appears on the twisting turning road just as you are sure you missed…

Cheeks Gentleman's Club

West Carrollton, Ohio

Went to Cheeks last night for...

Went to Cheeks last night for the first time. Im from way out of town. Anyway, I was pleased with the way the place looked on the inside. Much better than the…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

After my first two visits -...

After my first two visits - yesterday and today - I can't understand why this club isn't rated higher. I had dances with 7 different girls and I would recommend five of them - Brianna…

Showgirl Video

Las Vegas, Nevada

It is what it is. Stopped...

It is what it is. Stopped in about 11pm Tuesday night. Paid $1 to get in the back where they have the booths. You go in a single booth and pop a dollar in the…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

Here in Columbia for a few...

Here in Columbia for a few weeks with time and opportunity waste.... Thought I'd try something different. So, I headed for Crush. It had quite a few cars in the parking lot, but once inside it…

Gallery at Beamers

Stamford, Connecticut

Parking is ok and free. First...

Parking is ok and free. First impression, a little run down and dated. Girls were lethargic on stage and didnt seem to into it. Approached multiple times for a dance. succumbed to a fairly attractive…

Silks

Palm Harbor, Florida

Silk Stockings had average girls, well...

Silk Stockings had average girls, well not really. There was probably one 8 and 4 6-7 and the rest were barf bag material. The club itself is nice. When I went in there was a…

Players Club

Tampa, Florida

I decided to revisit Skin, and...

I decided to revisit Skin, and was not disappointed again. Paid my cover and got my drink ticket which was $7 I believe. Anyways, went in and the dancers were very good looking still.…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

I went to TNT after a...

I went to TNT after a hard day work and had a pretty good time. There were only three girls there when I showed up, but since I was the only guy there I…

Camelot

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

On a visit to the nation's...

On a visit to the nation's capital, took the opportunity to do a bit of comparing between the two clubs located close to each other (C and A). Camelot is a quite enjoyable visit once one…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

While it doesn't have the best...

While it doesn't have the best talent in Vegas, the OG is a solid club with dancers who are willing to go that extra mile. It isn't going to have the perfect 10s of…

Industrial Strip

Hammond, Indiana

Its been a few years since...

Its been a few years since I been to IS. They did revamp it since the last time I was there. Maybe its been longer than a few years ago. Had to…

Silver Reign Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I was visiting LA, and read...

I was visiting LA, and read up on some clubs, finding Silver Reign to be the club of choice for me. Arrived around 11:30pm to check it out on a Tuesday. Was easy to find,…

The X Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

Stopped in on Wednesday evening at...

Stopped in on Wednesday evening at around 7:30. I had hit the Doll House first, but was unimpressed. The dancers at X were better, and the overall atmosphere was much friendlier. From the…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

As said elsewhere, took the opportunity...

As said elsewhere, took the opportunity to do a bit of comparing between the two clubs located close to each other (C and A) in my last DC trip. A DC club can be…

Taboo Gentlemen's Club

Anaheim, California

I went to this club on...

I went to this club on a Sunday night, not so many dancers or patron but it was still chill. The girls are nice, they don't try to hustle you for a dance right…

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Is upgrading to two dancers worth the extra money?

I did this last time I went gambling and clubbing. I wan't nery impressed with the results. Just curious to know what other people's experiences were.

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How long do you wait?

You agree on a dance, she says she'll be "right back" to get you after she freshens up, checks in with the DJ, or some other excuse. How long do you wait for her?

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ink and piercings

My ATF has mentioned (on different occasions) getting a tat or a piercing. Right now she has neither, anywhere -- trust me, I've looked. ;-) At first glance, she is so very girl-next-door, but then you realize that she's not at…

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Tax question

Hi, hope no one minds an off topic question. I'm just wondering, do you prefer to owe a little bit of money to the government at tax time or to get a refund? The government changed my witholding…

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Steven Seagal Sued for Sexual Assault,Trafficking

Was someone asking about Russians? Appears Steven Seagal and Player11 have something in common. Not sure if this is a real story, or the plot for one of Seagal's straight to DVD movies, but here goes: Steven Seagal is…

Girls of Glitter Gulch

Las Vegas, Nevada

You can do better. Their cover...

You can do better. Their cover is a two drink minimum, but two bud lights costs 17.50$. The hostess is polite, but as soon as I sat down a girl pulled me to an open…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

I came in on a Wednesday...

I came in on a Wednesday night, before 8pm (so no cover). Gallagher 2000 is a nice place near the 7 train in Queens. It has a friendly neighborhood bar vibe. I've…

Mons Venus

Tampa, Florida

The good --- You certainly can't...

The good --- You certainly can't beat the sheer selection of hot women at Mons: many different ethnicities, many different looks, from girls next door to tattooed vixens. So many 10's walking around. The place…

Carl's Bar

Stone Park, Illinois

I had a chance to stop...

I had a chance to stop into Carl's recently. When I first arrived, I scoped out the place and my eyes rested on Paris who is African-America and on the petite side, maybe a…

Pandoras Platinum

Dallas, Texas

Went there on a Saturday night...

Went there on a Saturday night after 7:00 pm. Busy tons few patrons. Tough to get any attention all the girls kept going into the office. When I finally did get some attention the girl…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

Was at Sundowners last sat night,...

Was at Sundowners last sat night, place was packed...a really nice club, cool thing is the shoe horns in the middle to get private dances...girls were okay, maybe 3-4 really hot looking girls, everyone else…

The Lenox V.I.P.

Forest Acres, South Carolina

In all my years of visiting...

In all my years of visiting and working in Columbia, I never took the time to drop into experience the Lenox... Several dancers and porn stars had invited me to drop by and pay them…

Men's Club Of Dallas

Dallas, Texas

Went on a UFC fight night....

Went on a UFC fight night. Not a Dallas regular so I expected it to be busier than it was. Drink prices weren't so bad but if you're into cigars their selection is waaay overpriced.…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

When I go to Vegas I...

When I go to Vegas I usually hit up OG to get my stripper fix, but after a disappointing trip on my last visit I decided to hit up the Rhino based upon some reviews.…

Wild Orchid Cabaret

Bossier City, Louisiana

I was passing through town, so...

I was passing through town, so I thought I'd check out the Wild Orchid. On a weekday night it was pretty slow, and the stage dances weren't that interesting. The dancers seemed bored, and the…

Brass Flamingo

Port Richey, Florida

My first visit to this Pasco...

My first visit to this Pasco club, but have been to Bare Assets several times. Still say the girls were much hotter this night at BA (yes I stopped there first). However I…

The Harem Dayton

Dayton, Ohio

big club with a upstair vip...

big club with a upstair vip room and downstair regular laps, laps prices depedend on the dancer and you, and dj has lots of 2 for 1, the lap room seating is open bull pen,…

Club Super Sexe

Montréal, Quebec

It was Ok , was a...

It was Ok , was a bit dissapointed. I wanted to see more, the girl are hot and they are deffitively good looking. Dance contact loved it. I wished I could get full service there…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I try to get down there...

I try to get down there at least once a week and have never been dissappointed. Most of the girls are very middle class and some are even pretty. All won't do everything but there…

OG Gentlemen's Club

Las Vegas, Nevada

Olympic garden cracks me up. It's...

Olympic garden cracks me up. It's definitely an old school club and as a result does not get the same attention that the larger newer clubs get. The dancers are not of the same quality…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

In Atlanta for a business trip...

In Atlanta for a business trip and decided to check out Mardi Gras. First, you have to be on the lookout since it's up a steep hill. The club layout was nice. Main…

Matador Club

Valparaiso, Florida

There is only 2 good things...

There is only 2 good things about this club; the girls get completely nude, unlike other clubs in the area and you can get a Tampa Bay style lap dance. The bad things are...most girls…

Players Club

Rosedale, Maryland

Went on sunday evening around 8ish...

Went on sunday evening around 8ish it was quiet with 6 - 10 dancers crowd picked up around 9. There are 2 stages dancers rotate on both stages and dances are nude. It was…

Crush Gentlemen's Club

West Columbia, South Carolina

Went to this club after midnight....

Went to this club after midnight. The cover cost was $20 to get in, which I thought was a little bit too much. YES! like other previous reviews this club is ran like a night…

Gallaghers 2000

Queens, New York

Wow. This club was great. I...

Wow. This club was great. I went in with low expectations because many of the reviews here have not been great. But G2000 was better than many other NY clubs that I go to when…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Visited thursday and the mix of...

Visited thursday and the mix of girls was ok.. i was hoping to see a tall blonde that caught my eye last time as i was leaving but she was not there ..it did not…

Platinum Plus

Greenville, South Carolina

This club seems to be on...

This club seems to be on the upswing. Although they have a very high turnover in girls, I guess most do, they are getting better looking ones and younger. Most of the overweight ladies on…

Oasis Goodtime Emporium

Atlanta, Georgia

Stopped in on a early Monday...

Stopped in on a early Monday evening for a few beers and to enjoy the company of sexy naked ladies. I was kind of disappointed by the girls working that night and their lack of…

Ritz Cabaret

Baltimore, Maryland

This club is not on the...

This club is not on the block but is not far. Some hotels have tourist attraction machines, mostly restaurants, but this club had a free admission coupon on one. It is a long…

Mardi Gras

Springfield, Massachusetts

I still enjoy this place, but...

I still enjoy this place, but that's because I'm a regular and have gotten to know a lot of the dancers and other regulars. If you're new, the stage situation can admittedly be a little…

California Girls Santa Ana

Santa Ana, California

this club is hit or miss...

this club is hit or miss - definitely a couple standouts. decent dance values depending on what you want to spend and mileage can be high with the right dancer. dancers are friendly and will…

Green Girl Saloon

Westminster, California

cheap drinks and hot girls -...

cheap drinks and hot girls - great place to go for a night out with the boys when you don't want to get into too much trouble. alcohol + tits + ass but mileage is…

Desperado's Cabaret

Carencro, Louisiana

I'm thinking that maybe I should...

I'm thinking that maybe I should stop the reviews. I know that others here visit this club, but no one is willing to share. So..I'm gonna give it one more try and hope…

Imperial Showgirls

Anaheim, California

I went for the first time...

I went for the first time in several months on the last Super Tuesday. Jenna (10)and Lexi (8) seemed to be in demand. The club was crowded but the VIP room was not. VIP can…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

I have to say that I...

I have to say that I would have given the place a higher rating, but I was expecting a little bit more in the way of contact. Maybe I just got unlucky with the…

Visions

New Orleans, Louisiana

Took a cab here from the...

Took a cab here from the french quarter since this is supposedly where the locals go. It was a good decision, much less hustling than at the tourist places. There were a couple…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Went there on a Thursday night...

Went there on a Thursday night to check out the $100 VIP sessions, walked in, the place was packed. Got a seat, sat for a little while waiting for a girl to come up,…

Fred's Lounge & Casino

Missoula, Montana

The dancers come on stage at...

The dancers come on stage at 2:00 pm on week days. I came in just after 2:00 on a Monday. I was the only patron. Anna was just completeing her act.…

Club Fantasies

Providence, Rhode Island

I was already towards Providence on...

I was already towards Providence on a late Monday afternoon, so I decided to head to Fantasies late afternoon/early evening to take advantage of the 2 for 1 dances, which are the best value around…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Walked in on a Saturday afternoon,...

Walked in on a Saturday afternoon, paid the usual $7.00 cover and $5.00 for the first drink and then found out that most of the day shift had quit the club in mass protest the…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Stopped by here last weekend just...

Stopped by here last weekend just to check it out. Definitely a more upscale place, not somewhere to go for a lot of contact to legit attention. The girls were all pretty good…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I don't know what happened to...

I don't know what happened to those revised Detroit strip club ordinances that were going to do away with VIP rooms, eliminate lap dances, make the dancers dance on elevated platforms ,etc. That was what…

Good Guys

Washington, D.C., District of Columbia

Absolutely, without a doubt the closest...

Absolutely, without a doubt the closest you will ever get to a dancer and her body. Literally inches away as she sticks it in your face. I've wondered how they can trust a guy…

Vanity Gentlemen's Club

Columbus, Ohio

I think this club is not...

I think this club is not as bad as people say it is. Yes every bar you go to your going to get your young drunk frat boys making a scene but they pay to…

Bliss

Atlanta, Georgia

First...

First visit since the renovation. Lot of effort into looking superficially upscale. I kind of liked the old dive better. There were only 2…

Scores Chicago Strip Club

Stone Park, Illinois

Decided to stop last Sunday just...

Decided to stop last Sunday just to see what was going on there. It was pretty quiet at first but picked up later on. The majority of the dancers were 8 or better, however, ther…

Knockouts

Albuquerque, New Mexico

Very poorly run club with rude...

Very poorly run club with rude bartenders. Being as it is downtown the drinks are pricy but that is to be expected. The club is very small and very dirty. The bathroom…

DaVinci

Bradenton, Florida

Apparently DaVinci's is now all about...

Apparently DaVinci's is now all about the champagne room. Sadly the previous reviewer is right. Lap dances in the outer area are, um, clothed. Something the agreeable girl who guided me back there neglected to…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

This is still the club I...

This is still the club I end up gravitating back to because the quality is exceptional. The layout is easy. One bar down stairs, 5 dancer stage stations (2 main, 2 side, one…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

While most of my evening adventures...

While most of my evening adventures are now spent at The Penthouse, this is not a bad afternoon club. There tend to be a variety of dancers (although Friday is better than Tuesday you…

Tropical Lei

Upland, California

just like everyone says, this place...

just like everyone says, this place is called a "strip club" to make it appear legal. if you're looking for more than the average VIP, this is the place to go. drinks are pricey and…

Rick's Cabaret

Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania

Pros: location, feature performers if you're...

Pros: location, feature performers if you're into that, decent milage, discount cupont on website. Cons: Small, LD milage is almost totally one-way, hard to get girls if you are not a regular, not all the…

Show & Tel

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Same basic club and dancers. Just...

Same basic club and dancers. Just raised week-nite cover from ten to fifteen. CD's went up from twenty to twenty-five couple months ago. Place was mobbed on a chilly Wed nite. At one point, a…

XTC Cabaret Austin

Austin, Texas

Arrived at the club @ about...

Arrived at the club @ about 11:00pm, parked on the side street for free. Paid the $20 cover charge and found a seat in between all 3 of the stages. The place wasn't very crowded…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by Shimmers on a weekday...

Stopped by Shimmers on a weekday evening around 8 or 9. It's located just off of the busy intersection of 82nd and Foster, but parking was easy in their lot. Inside, there were 4 dancers…

Marilyn's On Monroe

Toledo, Ohio

Visited here in early April. Looks...

Visited here in early April. Looks like the new manager is turning this club around. There were a lot of dancers,and the feature of the night was strippers boxing!A real party atmosphere. There are different…

VIP Room PDX

Portland, Oregon

Stopped by after visiting another strip...

Stopped by after visiting another strip club. I knew it was a Monday night, but was pleasantly surprised by the number of people here. I didn't actually expect anyone to be at the club, let…

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Would you stop going to the clubs if you were not as aroused from lapdances as y

This is maybe a question I should not be asking here but I have developed somewhat of a Erectile dysfuntion over the past 2years. Yeah I can still get aroused, but the strength of my arousal is not what it…

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Buying strip club VIP admission passes on ebay

Just wondering how many of you have tried searching strip club on ebay? I did and found free admission passes to strip clubs (Las Vegas ones) Sapphire, Deja Vu, Rick's, Little Darlings, and Treasures were ones that I found. Example (Treasures…

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Tales from Motown

So this cute little brunnette waitress is being extra flirty (doling out the hugs and kisses, etc.) while working.&nbsp;&nbsp; I reach into my wallet to grab my room key and deposit it into her rather ample, surgically-enhanced cleavage.&nbsp;&nbsp; The response?&nbsp;&nbsp;…

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Where to go in San Francisco for extras mileage

Visiting SF pretty soon. Any info on this topic will be greatly appreciated. Thanks! : )

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Competition

Just finishing a dance with my ATF(she's danced for me for almost a year) and walking back to the VIP seating area with her hand in hand to spend some time talking prior to more lap time when some guy…

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Prostitution sting nabs johns in Chicago Heights

CHICAGO HEIGHTS (STMW) -- It's Friday night, and the Chicago Heights police are doing a little spring cleaning. One of their officers is dolled up like a prostitute, strolling up and down Chicago Road for customers. The goal is to…

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Drink prices $4.25 instead of $4, $5.75 instead of $6, etc.

I guess I can understand why some strip clubs charge $5.75 instead of $6 for a drink to make it look cheaper...but what's up with strip clubs charging $4.25 for a drink instead of just $4. Is this a…

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Why are people putting up oversized pictures with their reviews?

I've been noticing that people have been posting pictures with their reviews. It's been making it a little bit of a pain to get around on the home page. Anyone got any comments on this?

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Hey there, sexy: Meet the Mariners' scantily clad new neighbor

Three poles, 40 to 50 girls and a 15-foot digital sign displaying eye-popping pictures of scantily clad women -- one of them in a skimpy baseball uniform with the words, "Visit us after the game." Meet the neighbor the Mariners wish…

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Aussie strip clubs safer than churches!

Melbourne, April 11 (ANI): Aussies are safer in a strip club than a church, suggests new government data. According to the latest figures compiled by the New South Wales Bureau of Crime Statistics and Research, 1600 people were charged with committing…

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Russian Strippers

What is your take on Strippers from Russia? Any experiences you want to relate? I have heard there are some at Jersey clubs but have not encountered any here in Houston. I have seen some really fine…

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Christies in Phoenix?

Just wondering if anyone can help me out with any info in this club. What are the VIP room options like? I know they can be expensive. Just wondering if they are worth it? Is there mileage to be had?…

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TV ACTRESS

current TV actress that you would most like to screw? I'll start it off by choosing Kaley Cuoco (Penny on Big Bang Theory) tight little body with great ass !!!

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Semi-Permenent Eyelash Extensions for Strippers

Everyone knows that in a dark club, exotic dancers are left to their own devices when it comes to bringing out their own natural beauty. One of the hottest trends for celebs, models, and dancers is to have semi-permenent, <a…

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Milwaukee - can anyone help me with a good area SC?

I travel to Milwaukee alot but must admit that it has not been as good to me as other cities. I have visited most of the area SCs but have not really found one that hits the mark for…

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A Dancer's Dilemma

Two apparent options for paying the club to work a shift. 1) Pay $110 if on-time at the start and then keep everything after tipping out DJ and bouncer. 2) Pay nothing up front at the start of shift, but…

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Only Customer in the Club

I had a surprisingly good time on a slow Saturday afternoon, despite being the only customer in the club for most of my visit. There were only 3 dancers on shift, so I made the best of it, tipping…

Quest for the Hottest Black Strip Clubs

Last year, I&nbsp;took a driving trip in search of the best black strippers.&nbsp; I'm a white man and generally only like black women and hoped to find my &quot;Mecca.&quot;&nbsp; Originally from Detroit area,&nbsp;I started in Detroit.&nbsp; On a Monday, I went to Deja Vu in Highland Park.&nbsp;&nbsp;Being Monday, dances were $5 and I stayed there until it closed early morning.&nbsp; They serve no alcohol.&nbsp; It was best time I had sober in many years.&nbsp; I've been there as well as other Detroit clubs many times since.&nbsp; But, that night,&nbsp;there were some extremely hot booty.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br /> <br /> I didn't know where to go but, I then went to NY.&nbsp; I expected to play it by ear.&nbsp; After bar-hopping several clubs, I gave…

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Female cover charges?

Just wondering if your local strip clubs charge female cover charges? Here in Columbus most places that I know of charge females the same cover charge as males. Some clubs do have "couple nights" but they are usually…

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Detroit strip club owner faces tax charges

The owner of two Detroit-area strip clubs has been charged with cheating on his federal income taxes. The indictment, unsealed Friday, said Nicholas Faranso, 51 -- who owns BT's Executive Club in Dearborn and Tycoon's Gentlemen's Entertainment in Detroit -- said,…

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T-pain to release Christian pop album in September?

Mark this as the best April Fool's prank of 2010. In a recent interview with MySpace Music, T-Pain announced that he would finally retire his long-standing relationship with Auto-Tune and take his career in a different direction, releasing a Christian…

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SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN!

You all remember Sheriff Joe Arpaio of Arizona , who painted the jail cells pink and made the inmates wear pink prison garb. Well......... SHERIFF JOE IS AT IT AGAIN! Oh, there's MUCH more to know about Sheriff…

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Stabbing Just outside of Cheetah (West Palm Beach)

I was at the place until late, I left about 20 minutes before the fight. Supposedly the fight started inside the club, security bounced them, and a fight ensued. Not sure of the "issues" but I remember there was anger…

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Stadium Club opening in DC

Starting to hear some buzz for this new club, which has its grand opening next Thursday. (Owner bought the license from one of the old clubs demolished to make way for the new Nationals baseball stadium). Since this…

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Good Club Gone Bad

Visited a club recently that's clearly seen better days. Apparently a TUSCL Top 20 club at one time – probably back when some of the dancers were actually young and hot. Made me wonder - what happened? If you…

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Female race car drivers.

Seeing the "THE KARDASHIANS GIRLS" topic made me think of another. I'm sure most all here know of "Go Daddy" web hosting and their spokesperson Danica Patrick. There are other women drivers out there. Which one would you like to…

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THE KARDASHIANS GIRLS

which one would you like to fuck? KIM--ride that big ass all night long KOURTNEY--have to share a tit with the baby KHLOE--love them big girls ALL 3--they got a pussy, right? NONE OF THEM--they too skanky even for me!!!

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Joslyn James Strip Club -- All You Can Eat!

The people at The Pink Pony strip club in Atlanta aren't just serving up Joslyn James this weekend -- they've also got some tastier meat on display. For a measly $7.95, strip club patrons can drool all over the…

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When Their BF Knows they do Escort Work

I always think its bad news when he knows. Its better if they don't. A lot of these guys are bums who live off / pimp their women. If they sense their woman getting too warm with…

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Mobile device support

Any chance that the mobile device support could be extended to the discussion boards and the blog and article comments, and privat mail? The discussion boards at least work, though it isn't ideal; the images take up a bunch of…

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When will you give up?

When do you think you will give up visiting strip clubs? When the money runs out, the do-gooders close them all down, your wife discovers your 'hobby', extras become un-available, you hit a certain age? Or something else?

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I.D. checks

Not every club I have visit ask to see some form of I.D. when I go to Vegas, some I am curious why some do and don't? Rhino always check so I have my British Driving Licence with me all…

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Stripper Shit? Really ?

THE COMPLETE AND UNCENSORED SHIT LIST AGNOSTICISM What is this shit? ALTRUISM Want some shit? AMISH Shit dost occur. APATHISM I don't give a shit. ATHEISM I don't believe this shit. BA'HAI All shit is truly shit. BUDDHISM Shit happens. BAPTIST FUNDAMENTALISM Shit happens because the Bible says…

Pittsburgh and WV panhandle-area strip clubs-a quick overview

Pittsburgh, PA, has long been a very overlooked and under-appreciated city.&nbsp; Famously described as &quot;hell with the lid off&quot; by an <i>Atlantic Monthly</i> editor during the heyday of the steel industry, the city has since cleaned up its act and become a clean, welcoming city with world-class healthcare, museums, and architecture.&nbsp; But we're not exactly here for any of that, are we?<br /> <br /> Anyway, the nature of Pittsburgh is something that I feel extends to its strip clubs as well.&nbsp; For a city of its size, Pittsburgh does have quite a few, and quite a variety of different experiences as well, depending on what you're looking for.&nbsp; This article will attempt to describe, in a nutshell, the pros and cons…

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Car crashes through front of Platinum Rose strip club Police say driver was drun

FAST FACTS: Car crashes through front of Platinum Rose strip club Police say driver was drunk No one injured (Memphis 4/7/2010) An out of control car slammed into a strip club early Wednesday morning. It happened at the Platinum Rose on South Third, Near…

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Shooting at Miami Gardens strip club leaves 1 dead, 3 hurt

One person was killed and three were injured during a shooting at a strip club in Miami Gardens early Wednesday morning. A 34-year-old man did not make it out alive of the Mint Lounge, near Northwest 187th Street and 25th Avenue,…

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Seediest Club Ever?

Maybe it wasn't the best or the brightest. It may have turned your stomach or kind of turned you on but what was the seediest place, past or present, you've ever visited. I would have to say either…

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"I'm a Stripper not a Whore"

Many of us have heard this at one time or another. Meanwhile, 90% of the general population couldn't tell you the difference between the two. Now as regular club visitors we certainly know the difference, but I…