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"Lumpy" implants?

Dancer has great looking fake boobs, when you cup them gently they feel fine, but when you start in with some serious groping they feel, well, lumpy.

Anyone else run into this (or am I just overly sensitive to this kind of stuff)?

6 comments

  • vincemichaels
    14 years ago
    Yeah, some times they look so good, you just got to have em, then they feel bad. Oh well
  • georgmicrodong
    14 years ago
    I've seen, er felt, the same thing. Definitely a turn off. That and the obviously stretched out unmoving balloons.
  • sinclair
    14 years ago
    Usually they feel rock firm with very little give. Natties are more fun.
  • gatorfan
    14 years ago
    Lumps are the sea shells stuck inside the implants, not an issue.
  • samsung1
    14 years ago
    Recent encounter with a low mileage ROB brushing my hands away from her chest.

    "Don't ever try to touch my breasts again!"

    "Hey! I wasn't groping your breasts I was feeling them for breast cancer"
  • how
    14 years ago
    I knew a dancer in Texas who got implants. She told me there was a risk of them becoming hard and lumpy, and to avoid that, she had me vigorously massage them with oil for (what seemed like) hours on end while we lay on her couch. Not an unpleasant task...
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