Dancer has great looking fake boobs, when you cup them gently they feel fine, but when you start in with some serious groping they feel, well, lumpy.
Anyone else run into this (or am I just overly sensitive to this kind of stuff)?
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"Lumpy" implants?
Jun 10, 2010, 12:24 AM
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I've seen, er felt, the same thing. Definitely a turn off. That and the obviously stretched out unmoving balloons.
Usually they feel rock firm with very little give. Natties are more fun.
Lumps are the sea shells stuck inside the implants, not an issue.
Recent encounter with a low mileage ROB brushing my hands away from her chest.
"Don't ever try to touch my breasts again!"
"Hey! I wasn't groping your breasts I was feeling them for breast cancer"
I knew a dancer in Texas who got implants. She told me there was a risk of them becoming hard and lumpy, and to avoid that, she had me vigorously massage them with oil for (what seemed like) hours on end while we lay on her couch. Not an unpleasant task...
Yeah, some times they look so good, you just got to have em, then they feel bad. Oh well