Was driving through the Council Bluffs...

Was driving through the Council Bluffs area this past Saturday, so I decided to stop in. I was a little early, so I did not expect it to be busy, but it was really dead. They were not charging a cover at that point in the day, so I went to the bar and ordered a coke that cost me $3.50. I looked around the place, and there were no strippers on stage. I only saw one stripper and she was sitting with somebody at the bar chatting with them. After about ten minutes, a stripper came out and started to perform on stage. I went up to the stage and tipped her. She had a lot of stretch marks, but her body was still in pretty good shape. She seemed pretty disinterested. After I tipped her, I decided to head out. A pretty disappointing experience, but may have been related to time of visit.