Dumb strippers

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• gatorfan

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  14 years ago

  Did you get do her after having a long conversation like that.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  Stripper: What do you do for a living? Me: Whatever I want. Stripper: What does that mean? Me: It means I am retired. Stripper: Oh, you sleep all day?
• how

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  14 years ago

  She: Do you like hot dancers? Me: Does the Pope live in the woods? Quod erat demonstrandum, Baby. She: Oh! You speak French! [ref "Airhead" by Thomas Dolby]
• Philip A. Stein

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  14 years ago

  I give $2 bills for tips. She: Where do you get these? Me: The bank. She: Aren't these valuable? Me: Yes, they're worth two dollars.
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  I was talking to one stripper at Danny's Gold Fox (now out of business) in Columbus and asked how much for a LD. She said one for $35 or 2 for $80...
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  VM, LOL! Was that a Henry's gal?
• DandyDan

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  14 years ago

  I remember one time I told a dancer I work for a pharmaceutical distribution company (which is true) and she asked me if farming is an easy job.
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  CT, LMAO, How did you know?
• shadowcat

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  14 years ago

  I was talking to one a while back, that I still get dances from. She had no idea what Prohibition was.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  Akin to DandyDan's, I once told a dancer I worked in the defense industry and she asked if I liked building fences.
• georgmicrodong

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  14 years ago

  PAS, that is one of the best tat pictures I've seen. Do you know if it's real or 'shopped?
• CTQWERTY

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  14 years ago

  VM, THAT just seems sooooooo Henry's. Have you been in since the smoking ban went into effect? I bet there's enough 2nd hand residue in the place, smokers will still feel like they've lit up just by being in there, probably for the next 5 years.
• elemental23

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  14 years ago

  Tell most strippers you work in a pharmaceutical distribution company, and amazingly you are the most popular guy in the club. :)
• samsung1

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  14 years ago

  I remember steve229 telling a story about a representative from an alcohol company came and was giving free samples around. That must also be a popular job with the strippers and in the strip club.
• potheadpl

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  14 years ago

  Me:"I'm going to see U2 in concert next weekend." Her:"Who?" Me:"Um, probably the biggest band in the world." Her:"Never heard of them." No kidding. Yes, she was 18 and didn't seem very bright, but you would think that U2 would have found their way into her life somewhere.
• Dougster

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  14 years ago

  Yep, we can only deny we are getting for so long when strippers have no clue about the music/movies/pop culture we make allusions to.
• DandyDan

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  14 years ago

  elemental- you wouldn't believe how true that is. I tell dancers what I do and they always want me to get them some drugs. Ironically, the one girl I mentioned earlier must have been on some pharmaceuticals. pothead- I had a similar incident once, only I was going to see Kid Rock. You'd think this stripper would know who Kid Rock was, being all strip clubs play his music, but apparently this stripper did not.
• steve229

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  14 years ago

  DJ was in a retro mood and one of the songs he played was "Roxanne" Me: (nodding to the music) Police Her: (looking around nervously) Where? Me: No, no, the song, it's the Police... Her: Huh? Me: Sting? Big 80's band? Her: Oh, I'm not into oldies.
• potheadpl

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  14 years ago

  Dougster, Steve229----I did find it difficult to believe this girl didn't know U2. I mean, IT'S U2. They're on tons of magazine covers to this day, on the news, you name it.
• stripclubspy

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  14 years ago

  Talked to a dancer named Anastasia once. Asked her if she had seen the movie with Yul Brynner and Ingrid Bergman... blank stare. Never heard of either one. She picked the name based on the Disney version...
• vincemichaels

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  14 years ago

  CT, no I haven't been in Henry VIII South in about a month, if that's what you are referring to, if you are talking about North, I haven't been in there in years. I am more a Bogarts customer. However, when I am downriver, South is always on the platter. God bless Hamilton and his clubs!! LOL