Dumb strippers
mr_33
Florida
Stripper: "What do you do for a living?"
Me: "I work for a software company" (TRUE)
Stripper: "What does that mean?"
Me: "You know, I work with computers"
Stripper: "Oh. Does that mean you wear suits to work everyday?"
Me: "Uh... no, I wear whatever I want, jeans, shorts, t-shirts"
Please continue with your own stories...
Me: "I work for a software company" (TRUE)
Stripper: "What does that mean?"
Me: "You know, I work with computers"
Stripper: "Oh. Does that mean you wear suits to work everyday?"
Me: "Uh... no, I wear whatever I want, jeans, shorts, t-shirts"
Please continue with your own stories...
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Me: Whatever I want.
Stripper: What does that mean?
Me: It means I am retired.
Stripper: Oh, you sleep all day?
Me: Does the Pope live in the woods? Quod erat demonstrandum, Baby.
She: Oh! You speak French!
[ref "Airhead" by Thomas Dolby]
She: Where do you get these?
Me: The bank.
She: Aren't these valuable?
Me: Yes, they're worth two dollars.
Have you been in since the smoking ban went into effect? I bet there's enough 2nd hand residue in the place, smokers will still feel like they've lit up just by being in there, probably for the next 5 years.
Her:"Who?"
Me:"Um, probably the biggest band in the world."
Her:"Never heard of them."
No kidding. Yes, she was 18 and didn't seem very bright, but you would think that U2 would have found their way into her life somewhere.
you wouldn't believe how true that is. I tell dancers what I do and they always want me to get them some drugs. Ironically, the one girl I mentioned earlier must have been on some pharmaceuticals.
pothead-
I had a similar incident once, only I was going to see Kid Rock. You'd think this stripper would know who Kid Rock was, being all strip clubs play his music, but apparently this stripper did not.
Me: (nodding to the music) Police
Her: (looking around nervously) Where?
Me: No, no, the song, it's the Police...
Her: Huh?
Me: Sting? Big 80's band?
Her: Oh, I'm not into oldies.