Stripper: "What do you do for a living?" Me: "I work for a software company" (TRUE) Stripper: "What does that mean?" Me: "You know, I work with computers" Stripper: "Oh. Does that mean you wear suits to work everyday?" Me: "Uh... no, I wear whatever I want, jeans, shorts, t-shirts"
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Did you get do her after having a long conversation like that.
Stripper: What do you do for a living? Me: Whatever I want. Stripper: What does that mean? Me: It means I am retired. Stripper: Oh, you sleep all day?
She: Do you like hot dancers? Me: Does the Pope live in the woods? Quod erat demonstrandum, Baby. She: Oh! You speak French!
[ref "Airhead" by Thomas Dolby]
I give $2 bills for tips. She: Where do you get these? Me: The bank. She: Aren't these valuable? Me: Yes, they're worth two dollars.
I was talking to one stripper at Danny's Gold Fox (now out of business) in Columbus and asked how much for a LD. She said one for $35 or 2 for $80...
VM, LOL! Was that a Henry's gal?
I remember one time I told a dancer I work for a pharmaceutical distribution company (which is true) and she asked me if farming is an easy job.
CT, LMAO, How did you know?
I was talking to one a while back, that I still get dances from. She had no idea what Prohibition was.
Akin to DandyDan's, I once told a dancer I worked in the defense industry and she asked if I liked building fences.
PAS, that is one of the best tat pictures I've seen. Do you know if it's real or 'shopped?
VM, THAT just seems sooooooo Henry's.
Have you been in since the smoking ban went into effect? I bet there's enough 2nd hand residue in the place, smokers will still feel like they've lit up just by being in there, probably for the next 5 years.
Tell most strippers you work in a pharmaceutical distribution company, and amazingly you are the most popular guy in the club. :)
I remember steve229 telling a story about a representative from an alcohol company came and was giving free samples around. That must also be a popular job with the strippers and in the strip club.
Me:"I'm going to see U2 in concert next weekend." Her:"Who?" Me:"Um, probably the biggest band in the world." Her:"Never heard of them."
No kidding. Yes, she was 18 and didn't seem very bright, but you would think that U2 would have found their way into her life somewhere.
Yep, we can only deny we are getting for so long when strippers have no clue about the music/movies/pop culture we make allusions to.
elemental- you wouldn't believe how true that is. I tell dancers what I do and they always want me to get them some drugs. Ironically, the one girl I mentioned earlier must have been on some pharmaceuticals.
pothead- I had a similar incident once, only I was going to see Kid Rock. You'd think this stripper would know who Kid Rock was, being all strip clubs play his music, but apparently this stripper did not.
DJ was in a retro mood and one of the songs he played was "Roxanne"
Me: (nodding to the music) Police Her: (looking around nervously) Where? Me: No, no, the song, it's the Police... Her: Huh? Me: Sting? Big 80's band? Her: Oh, I'm not into oldies.
Dougster, Steve229----I did find it difficult to believe this girl didn't know U2. I mean, IT'S U2. They're on tons of magazine covers to this day, on the news, you name it.
Talked to a dancer named Anastasia once. Asked her if she had seen the movie with Yul Brynner and Ingrid Bergman... blank stare. Never heard of either one. She picked the name based on the Disney version...
CT, no I haven't been in Henry VIII South in about a month, if that's what you are referring to, if you are talking about North, I haven't been in there in years. I am more a Bogarts customer. However, when I am downriver, South is always on the platter. God bless Hamilton and his clubs!! LOL
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