You cum during a lapdance...

B. I used to like to smoke a cigarette with the dancer afterwards, back before the smoking ban went into effect.

I don't remember the last time I came during a lap dance in a club. Condoms make cleanup easy.

B or C. Depends if another girl strikes my fancy.

Well, if it wasn't something I was prepared for I would just go home afterward.

But if it's at a club or with a dancer where you know what I know what I'll be getting, I will remember to bring some tissues to catch the cum in.

So in that case I'd relax with her for a while outside the VIP room before leaving.

Condom or tissues work. I relax afterward in the club and talk to her.

Do guys here really come during a LD, like with their pants on?

I could see cumming during a LD if my pants were down and her hand was stroking my cock, but I consider that a HJ, which is an "extra" and not strictly a LD.

I've certainly had a few dancers try to get me off during a LD, but with jeans (I know, they're terrible for LDs), it ain't going to happen.

Strippers who do HJ's make messy pants.

Years ago, I quit wearing underwear because the spunk left a stain on my white briefs that would show up when wife does laundry. Hummmm, why is he jizzing in his pants? No recognizable stain in blue jeans. Eventually, I got "special" lap dance shorts that I kept under the car seat. When they got too nasty, I washed them by hand and let them air dry in a secret place in the basement.

For the past 5 years or so, the only place my emissions end up is in the dancer's hand or mouth. Older age also seriously diminishes the explosive nature of the whole thing, so clean up is fairly simple. I doubt that I would get off today without direct slippery contact.

reminds me of the Saturday night life skit "Jizz In My Pants"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZ…

ss1,

That was on SNL? Censors sure have changed since I stopped watching so many years ago.

I do the laundry in the house, but most of my white briefs have jizz stains. In fact, it's tougher to find some clean ones when I have to go to the doctor, etc.

I told my wife anything less than once a day is too infrequent for me, and since she only puts out once a week, she often tells me to enjoy my porn.

Of course, I have her vibrator positioned a certain way in the bedside table and I can tell if it's been moved (it's in a fancy bag). Nothing pisses me off more than if she gets off without me! :)

As an experiment, tried option "C" last night. Dancers didn't seem to mind, or at least they didn't say anything lol.

I've never cum just from a lapdance.

I guess I did get close once though, with a favorite dancer in a non-extras club. I was really, really turned on. If she had started grinding fast and hard I probably would have lost it.