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Innovative ways of asking you for a dance.

Recently I was asked "Do you want to rub on me?" I replied that "I do" and it was a very hands on dance.

Covid Kansas

It was July 12, and I found myself in Topeka with several hours to burn midday. Topeka and Lawerence have several clubs that are open at 11am. Some even serve a half way decent lunch. This area is 4 hour drive for me. But then, the closest clubs are at least an hour drive, and the only ones worth a visit are further. So I was pumped up! I planned to start at Baby Dolls in Topeka, then maybe the cabaret. I've never been to Baby Dolls, and the Cabaret has been a perpetual disappointment. The Sasnak is closed, the one club I could…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Left wanting more

I passed by Shimmers again as it is usually reliable for what I am looking for. This night I probably arrived around 7pm. It was a bit more busy than normal but I was able…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Stay away from afternoons

Decided to wander in late afternoon just before 6. Paid my 5 and got a ticket to give to the waitress for my first drink. Sat at the bar and looked a very…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Chica Chicas!

Nice to see Chicas is still thriving in this BS covid era! I made a quick stop to see if they're any new mujeres in the place, and I was pleased to see some new…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Disappointment Deluxe

I went back to one of my favorite clubs for a post-COVID visit and I wish I hadn't. The Bare has opened with no fanfare and it's a shadow of its former self.…

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The notion of one pussy

I'll hear guys sometimes say they've only been with one or two girls their whole life. When I hear this I can't help but burst into rolling laughter. I'll sleep with one gorgeous girl, maybe twice not even three times…

Politics

Remember when the Panama Papers came out and revealed that all the rich people i

Title couldn’t say it all; Remember when the Panama Papers came out and revealed that all the rich people in the world are part of enormous criminal conspiracy to dodge taxes and hoard stolen wealth in offshore accounts and literally nothing…

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OT: Suspect in custody for LA Sheriffts shootings

Authorities arrested Deonte Lee Murray, a 36-year-old resident of Compton, California, as a suspect in the ambush shooting of two Los Angeles Sheriff’s deputies earlier this month, with one official saying in a press conference Wednesday that some members of…

Chicas Bonitas

North Las Vegas, Nevada

Quick recon visit after the second opening (2 days ago)

was passing by near here a couple days ago and wondered if the club had opened. I had noted that Palomino had a few days prior and since they are nearly next door to…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Another trip to Old Glory Days

I have been here a few time since I am close to the Akron area. The place is basically a converted old dive bar. The place is spaced out now thanks to COVID as the…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Ehhh... it's ok Tues Afternoon

$3 cover to get in. Pretty big place. Seemed slow this day. Wait staff was friendly and pretty quick to bring my drink. One stage running and 4 other patrons.…

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New Strip Club

A dancer at Concepts said there was a new SC in Madison Indiana, 50 miles up river from Louisville. Any news on it?

Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

Monday evening at the Gold Club

On this visit to the Gold Club, I came in later than I normally visit clubs - around 8 pm. What I found strange was how dead the place was...I visited about 6 weeks…

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New strip club opening in Lubbock TX

https://kfmx.com/angelwitch-caberet-announces-opening-date-october-15th/ Yeah it’s Lubbock, so likely nobody will care. But it’s reassuring in the age of law enforcement crackdowns and clubs being shut down, that occasionally a new club can enter the industry 😀

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Take care of me, so I can take care of you.

There's been a nice discussion, multiple times, about paying in advance. Recent trip to Detroit. Almost EVERY girl asked me to "take care of them before the VIP fun. ( FC, LS, etc.) Is this…

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Coi reopening?

Saw on a SR COI girl's Instagram.... reopening tomorrow? Can anyone confirm?

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Back to the clubs

Its been awhile since I have been to a club, because of the pandemic like most people. So when I arrived I wasn't that surprised to see a small amount of people. Their was about…

Delilah's

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

First week

The new rule for this place is that they are scanning IDs (she said next time you wouldn’t have to). I wasn’t happy about this but decided to go. They are charging a $5 cover…

Politics

Despite his public and extravagant lifestyle, Capone, like Trump, claimed that h

Title couldn’t say it all; Despite his public and extravagant lifestyle, Capone, like Trump, claimed that he had no taxable income. Eventually Capone was indicted on 22 counts of federal income tax evasion. How many counts of tax evasion should Trump be indicted

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Good to be home

Cricket was my go-to pre covid and decided to give it another go. Mostly the same to be honest, with the exception of the mask requirement - which i don't mind at all. Per usual…

Sonny's Bar and Gentlemens Club

Chandler, Arizona

Mediocre

For better, or worse, Sonny's is open so I decided to make a recent Saturday night visit. I arrived around 9:30, plenty of parking available, they have a huge lot, finding a spot is never…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Just passing thru

Stopped by during the afternoon to kill a little time before meeting friends in the area. Parking was plentiful so I parked right in front. No bouncer but the bartender took my temperature before ordering.…

Politics

Why are we talking about politics?

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Old Dolphin

Milwaukie, Oregon

First time wearing a mask to a club

It was the first visit since the COVID shutdown. The club has definitely updated their protocols which was good to see. All of the seating is pulled back from the rack, they have…

Gold Club

Tampa, Florida

Czech Angel

I showed up on a whim the day before a whirlwind trip across multiple states. Upon exiting my truck I donned my mask and walked in on a hot afternoon to a temperature check which…

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Tennessee is open!

Gov. Bill Lee has joined DeSantis by lifting all COVID restrictions on business!. TN is still under emergency declaration and he will allow the six most populous counties to set their own restrictions, but advocates for them to allow…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

One Great Night In Texas! (Post Covid)

Finally returned to Texas and The Lodge, my fave club so far in Dallas. I've only been to Baby Dolls and Buck Wilds nude so I don't have a lot of Dallas experience but here…

Hobbeze

Lebanon, Pennsylvania

Good experience....will be back

Went to Hobbezze about a year ago. I have a female colleague who likes to talk porn. Knowing there was a theater here I convinced her to check it out with me one night…

Politics

Pelosi - Robot Reboot?

I just saw this, have any of you seen it? WTF? https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=25&v=tFDgsa5fz9w&feature=emb_logo

Politics

With roots in European colonialism and imperialism and the Atlantic slave trade,

Title couldn’t say it all: With roots in European colonialism and imperialism and the Atlantic slave trade, white privilege is the societal privilege that benefits white people over non-white people in all societies in the world today. It refers to the implicit…

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Afternoon visit dead, then some life...

Stopped in on the way home about 4:30 PM. There were a couple of dancers sitting outside catching a smoke with some patrons. Walked in used the men’s restroom and it was not…

Coyote Cabaret

Glendale, Arizona

Average

Been trying out clubs since they reopened and stopped by here after some club hopping. This place hasn't changed much, expect unfortunately the dancers. You do need a mask and I think they checked my…

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Boner talk....

What was the most inappropriate time or place you got a boner, how did you handle the situation. And goooo....

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What a difference a baby makes

This is a tale of two girls. Or actually this is a tale of one young hot ass girl before and after her kid was born, which is almost the same thing. Pre-kid she was impossible to score OTC.…

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Vigorous Social Un-Distancing

I have to be honest in saying that I have really enjoyed the last couple of months in NE FL clubs, where I have met a number of girls who were amenable to vigorous social un-distancing in local hotels.…

The Rednecks Yacht Club

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Misty’s Club...

Does anyone know if the RYClub has re-opened, and is Misty still running it? I love the redneck yacht club. I always enjoy seeing Misty and the girls. I live near Concord, but come thru Fayetteville several times a…

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OT: Browser Question

I've recently switched from socialist Google to FireFox. For w/e reason I'm having trouble selecting text on FireFox *on my phone* - seems I can only select a single word of text vs multiple text/words - anyone know if it may…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

The Good, The Great, The Bad, And The Great Again.

[ **𝐀𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐛𝐞𝐞𝐧 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐨𝐧𝐲𝐦𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐫. ] My first club stop that took place during my very first visit to the big D. After flying in town and getting settled…

The Diamond Lodge

Rootstown, Ohio

Monday night fun

Stopped in on a Monday night shortly after they open at 7pm. Fist time ive been here since the virus hit. The one major change is they stop serving alcohol at 10pm due to ohio…

Night Moves

Bloomington, Indiana

Closed

As of 9/24/20 the sign is gone and appears closed

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South FL Clubs are Now Open

Florida moved to Phase 3 reopening last week and now almost all the South FL clubs I've checked on have reopened. Tootsies, Diamond Dolls, Scarlett's and the Booby Trap are for sure. I guess Governor DeSantis needed to press…

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Accidentally approving reviews

You ever click publish by accident after typing your rationale for rejection. Because for half-second your brain read "publish the details of my rejection?" I fuckin hate it when I do that. Just happened for some fuckstick in…

Gold Nugget Show Bar

Florence, Wisconsin

sinclair's Review

I arrived at 19:00 on a Saturday night. There was no cover charge to enter. A goth bartender was slinging drinks behind a curved bar on the north wall. Sincweisers were $5, served in a…

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This will be the beginning of the end..

Of the NFL season: https://www.cbssports.com/nfl/news/titans-record-eight-new-positive-covid-19-tests-forced-to-shut-down-club-activities-for-the-week-per-report/

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We Are Not Perverts!

Women often complain that men have a one-track mind. They say all men ever think about is sex. There is some truth to this. Most guys (me included) can be pretty rapacious about sex. In fact, if…

Politics

Biden nominated for Nobel Peace Prize

https://thehill.com/blogs/blog-briefing-room/news/518705-british-member-of-parliament-nominates-biden-for-a-nobel-peace?__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true&__twitter_impression=true I didn't read the full article, so I don't know if it is related to his interactions with Corn Pop.

La Fiesta

Paterson, New Jersey

The stripper with the tooth!

Tall dominican stripper with a fat ass use to work here . Does anyone one know where she is working at these days?

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Afternoon visit post COVID

Good to see Purple Orchid has reopened and not much has really changed from COVID other than wearing masks and similar protocols to other strip clubs in the area. Plenty of parking in busy…

Foreplay Gentlemen’s Club

Baltimore, Maryland

The new Normal during the pandemic

The place was very clean , spontaneous, and very socially distant. The music level was very cool and relaxing. The DJ was cool and funny.The lightning was very relaxing and calm.The Dj was not annoying…

Creekside Cabaret

Hatfield, Pennsylvania

Watch out for scam artist Selma!

I was in the area so I decided to stop by since I’ve never been here. It’s located in an industrial park. When you enter, you walk down a hallway. Since COVID-19, they take your…

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Things that made you go “huh??” when getting out of a local area

If you were used to being at either one club, or one different area, and then you went elsewhere and were somewhat or very surprised at something. What was the first thing you noticed? I’ll start. Coming from Texas, there…

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Address??

What happened to the addresses of reviewed clubs?

Bonita Flats Saloon

Olathe, Kansas

Disappointing time, not enough dancers

Went by on a Friday afternoon. Got there around 2. There is a $10 membership fee, which is good for a year and allows you to bring a friend. They don’t give you a card,…

The Harem

Lodi, New Jersey

Great time

Haven't been to the harem since like 2018. Me and a buddy decided to go and see hows everything going since covid 19 .. fee was $25 to get in. We brought our own beer…

Club 516

Old Bridge Township, New Jersey

Dead in times of Covid

So here we are in mid Covid so as expected this place sucked. Never was good but I have been here twice in the last 2 weeks and the place is dead. Girls were not…

Admiral Theatre

Chicago, Illinois

Strict, but getting worse

The Admiral has re-opened, but it's temporary limited to weekends due to the COVID-19 pandemic. It also has many strict guidelines to stay safe, such as having temperature checked before entering the showroom after paying…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

Scarlet Lounge on a Saturday

I’ve been to a couple other local clubs since the clubs started re-opening and Scarlet Lounge is doing the best at keeping the atmosphere somewhat like normal. It is obviously different than before, but they are…

Foxys

Louisville, Kentucky

Foxy Lady

Been here many times. Plenty of parking out front and next door. No changes, walk in and stage on left and bar straight in front of you. They have places for…

OZ

Clearwater, Florida

The great and powerful OZ , Really ?

Was here on a Friday and Saturday afternoon around 2 PM. I had been here six weeks prior and had a great time with a Venezuelan hottie so I thought I would try to repeat.…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

FunTasia

Been to Fantasia more than once, and There’s really only one reason you go here....the upstairs VIP. This time was no different. I paid the $5 cover and went and sat to the left of…

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

Sunday Funday?

Stopped by last week for my third time since the place opened back up. My CF had messaged me that they were now open Sunday nights so I figured I would try it out. The…

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Things I don't understand

Why does my diabetic stripper friend heat up her insulin in a spoon?

Sahara Theatre

Anaheim, California

First visit, was a short one

I visited for the first time on a Sunday evening, around 8pm. Very few customers, around 4 or 5 girls at a time. I showed the roll call page on their site for free entry,…

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Is it just me

Or does Patrick Mahomes sound like Kermit the Frog to everyone else too?

Rhode Island Dolls

Woonsocket, Rhode Island

relaxing but more pub-like than strip club

I went with my girlfriend. I was charged $5 and she got in free. They took a name and number for COVID testing. But by now everyone knows to not give real…

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CONGRATS TO THE TAMPA BAY LIGHTNING

finally won the cup with all the talent on that team.

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OT: Dick Smells

I fucked a girl ITC with Saturday and my dick still smells like a subway. I wore a condom and kept the exchange to 10 minutes. What gives? And what body wash works? I tried Axe and Irish Spring.

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Flight Attendants

I pretty much only fly through Delta, AA, or JetBlue. But can I just say that out of the three preferred airlines, I swear Delta has the most attractive attendants working for them? Guys and girls. I don't encounter them…

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The webmaster of AMPReviews is a bitch

Don't go on this site. It's nothing but trouble.

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Stripper math major

Q. What was the stripper math major's favorite complement? A. The complement of 21 degrees.

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Cant believe.....

Theres not more talk about ass and tits on the discussion boards.

Then drink prices

Biseggi here! Everyone knows me as that real deal Italian strip club reviewer! What can I say. Aye!!!! I was at this Le rougie lounge at the updated location. It was very…

Fantasies Nightclub

Baltimore, Maryland

A really good time at Fantasies!

I pulled into the large, free and surprisingly full parking lot with a lot of anticipation; my ATF, who I hadn't seen in a year due to an unholy convergence of unplanned absence, COVID and…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Not a bad way to while away a couple of hours

Went on a Friday afternoon. This was my first visit to a lingerie type club. What that means is the girls do not strip all the way down but still do quick privates at your…

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The Dollar Dance

Some clubs have a thing where for a song or two all the girls go around the club and do a 20-30 second dance for a few bucks and and then the DJ says switch. I LOVE THE DOLLAR DANCE.…

Sugar 44 Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Lackluster

Prices: Draft beer $8 Table dance [forbidden] VIP $20 wristband + $20 dance "Dinner date" [expensive, worthless and forgettable] Space: Between a wells fargo and McDonalds, discrete parking lot. Same set up as always: paybooth at the door, temp check, no…

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OT: ORANGE JUICE

the wavy dude on another thread mentioned tropicana and minute maid. orange juice. for the past 2-3 years i didn't touch any orange juice. just got tired of drinking it. tropicana, simply orange and freshly squeezed were my faves. about a week ago…

Goldrush Showbar

Atlanta, Georgia

I breakout of isolation.

When - Monday Sept. 28th Time - 2:00 PM First of all I'm an old white guy with underlying conditions. This is my first strip club visit since Follies on Mar 12. Why Now? I just couldn't…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

shut down for cleaning

Shut Down for professional cleaning both Sunday and today. According to post on another website COVID at the post on Johnny A's Hitching Post posted on September 28, 2020 This comment was posted anonymously It's confirmed, Mark, a bartender…

The Lodge

Dallas, Texas

It is like Disney, make a plan and see the sights.

A Dallas institution for a reason, it is amazing. This was my go-to place for a long time and it has never let me down. If you want a place to hang out with friends…

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What’s your favorite vip experience and what club was it at?

Some of y’all are old so I know y’all got some good stories from back in the day. What were clubs like back then? I heard of Madonna fucking a stripper in Atlanta at the Gold Club. But in…

Politics

Michelle O has a ———-!

Explains why BO was pushing LGBQT agenda hard but did nothing for black people. https://youtu.be/PgJaCYxnj8k Why did the media cover this up? If this was Melania....

CaBaRet II

Portland, Oregon

Good time at Cab II

Trying again with this. I've been frequenting the Cab II since it opened post-pandemic. They require masks while entering, and ordering at bar. Once settled in with a drink, obviously masks have…

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WOMAN ANNOYING A LION

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azpUnhozCVM

Politics

Why Doesn't Diddlin Joe leave the basement to campaign.

Because he doesn't have to. Why let old mush brain out in public when you can just cheat by mail in. https://nationalfile.com/bidens-texas-political-director-accused-of-illegal-ballot-harvesting-at-texas-supreme-court/ https://djhjmedia.com/kari/nc-senator-explains-the-lefts-corrupt-ballot-harvesting-scheme-that-might-trigger-a-civil-rights-case-with-ag-barr/?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=facebook https://news.yahoo.com/trumps-calls-u-attorney-investigate-181055435.html What a fucking joke having a fair election is. Let's just kick off this civil war and rid our…

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WATERMELON FACIAL

slingshot style: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-OZjHjJToVo

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need a fix

hey everyone I'm from Cali and I miss my fix of being able to go the clubs any suggestions?

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Long Island strip clubs are in a CRISIS

-Wade through a dozen of Trannies on the edison strip for a *chance* to fuck some 45 year old stripper that used be kinda hot in the 1990's. -Get accosted by some Jamaican George Foreman look alike stripper at Le…

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Phoenix 2AMer.

PHOENIX — The Phoenix Police Department is investigating a shooting outside a Phoenix strip club near 40th Street and University Drive. On Sunday just before 1:00 a.m., officers were called to VLive for reports of a shooting. When they arrived they found…

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Joe Montana (yes, that Joe Montana) stops kidnapping attempt

https://apnews.com/article/jennifer-montana-college-football-nfl-san-francisco-joe-montana-be28d4258ec3319a41d601b1da2c3ee2

Show World

West Babylon, New York

First time Tgirl fun

I was home one Saturday night bored out of my mind and I said let me go to showworld and see how’s it looking tonight. When I arrived I was greeted by the guy at…

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When y’all gonna update this site or make an app?

Why do we have a whole section for photos? Why can’t we just post gifs and pics on regular discussions and reviews? This site has potential. Kick off old diaper wearing fucks like skibum, Tin foil hat conspiracy theorist like pistola, broke…

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

Waste of time

Came in last Saturday around 7:30pm. When I walked in there was only 1 other customer at the bar and about 6 girls on the stage and a couple more sitting around. Paid $20 to…

Club Platinum

Atlanta, Georgia

No Follies but close

We arrive after seven the vallet was fast cost 20 plus tip. The door greeters n front staff were very nice temp check n 10 per person cover charge. We found a couple…

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We don't need no stinkin' masks

One of the nice parts of Florida's opening is the elimination of mask fines statewide. This effectively gutted all local mask ordinances as it made them unenforceable. On my way in to a local club last night, I told the…

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Need advice

Not sure if this is the place to ask....but I tend to consistently get screwed (and not in the fun way) negotiating with dancers....what tips do can you offer for negotiating mileage in VIP?

The All New Dancers Ranch

Cedar Rapids, Iowa

A must stop

Neighborhood bar with topless women walking around. Love it! I like to shut at the bar, have a few beers, watch the ladies dance. The first girl that stopped to talk to me was cute but…

Club Boom Boom

Akron, Ohio

Still recovering from covid I thinm

I usually hate to do the updates of the bar part of the review but it finally makes sense... The bar itself and the main floor hasn't changed. Still an off center rectangular bar in the…

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Shootout outside of Detroit strip club leaves 6 people shot.

Video: https://www.wxyz.com/news/shootout-outside-of-detroit-strip-club-leaves-6-people-shot

Temptations

Kansas City, Missouri

finally some new girls

After months before covid and after covid Temptations finally got some new girls. For the longest time they were only getting ugly girls if any, but tonight for the first time 4 or 5 caught…

Silver Criket Gentlemen's Club

Dearborn, Michigan

Great even when it’s not.

A month back, I took the plunge and went to try out my favorite place during the covid era. Not much change tbh. Construction out back a little squirrelly getting to parking in but nbd.…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Shower curtains around the stage

Arrived at 6:00, payed the $10 cover and had my ID scanned. Everyone wore masks all the time I was there. Two of the four stages had those clear plastic shower curtains around them, one…

Politics

“Honestly, I have “brilliantly” used those “laws”... to pay as little tax as “le

Title couldn’t say it all. “Honestly, I have brilliantly used those laws. I have often said on the campaign trail that I have a fiduciary responsibility to pay no more tax than I am legally required, like anybody else, or, put…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

Might be Another 10 Years Until My Next Visit

Stopped at Heart Breakers for the first time in at least 10 years. I arrived around 7:00, there wasn't a cover charge but the doorman wanted to see my ID, despite the fact that I'm…

Gentlemen's Gold Club

Baltimore, Maryland

Covid doldrums at Gold

Fancy club with a good vibe. Parking lot was nearly empty. There is a pit beef place right near the club that was very tasty. No cover on this night but bouncer said…

Pink Pony

Atlanta, Georgia

Overpriced!!!!

Went to the PP on Thursday night with my girl friend! I am old and fat, she is young and hot!!! I will tell you I am not a fan of the PP, but…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Return to Paradise

WStopped by at 2 pm on a Wednesday afternoon. Top dancers were Alexis and Cayenne. Both looked great . The balance of the dancers were ok - Mila, Andrea , and Gina…

Millennium Cabaret

Bedford, New Hampshire

One Redeems an Otherwise Mediocre Club

THE PLACE Millennium Cabaret is up Route 3, in the sticks about 10 minutes outside of Manchester. Very pretty drive up from Mass this time of year. I arrived at 4:30 PM (it opens Sat/Sun at…

Heart Breakers

Milwaukee, Wisconsin

2 different experiences

Stopped in here twice in a matter of two weeks. Two very different experiences. First, stopped in on a Friday night. Got there around 8, not too busy yet, maybe 10 mongers and about…

Politics

Trump seven fitty

President Trump paid $750 in federal income taxes in 2016, and nothing in 10 of the prior 15 years — largely because he reported losing much more money than he made. Read the takeaways from our exclusive look at decades…

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What is a tip walk?

I've been reading reviews of clubs in southeast Wisconsin and I see tip walks mentioned a lot. I'm not sure what exactly that is, would someone explain it? Also, for anyone familiar with Milwaukee clubs, would you go to On The…

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"If I was worried about getting sick I would have stayed home, but I wanted to h

Title couldn’t say it all. "If I was worried about getting sick I would have stayed home, but I wanted to have some fun," ~ Biker at the ‘2020 Lake of the Ozarks Bikefest’ Despite growing Covid cases in the Show…

Vic's Place

Irvington, New Jersey

Monday pandemic era Vic's

Came into the club on a Monday afternoon around 3pm. The neighborhood and streets are a lot more empty then they used to be, though parking is still scarce for some reason. Paid a $5…

What The Fuck Am I Doing In New Jersey?

To steal a title from George Carlin's 1988 special. Dark rainy night. I was horny. I hit up some mixed stripper from the South Bronx. She seemed enthusiastic so I took a trip over, paid the bridge toll and parked in front of her house while mother nature is having the piss of her life. I text "Hey you ready?" No answer, I call. Nothing. She would tell me later on she fell asleep. Sure whatever you say, you lying cunt. Just as I'm about to pull away some sugar baby from Newark shoots me message to see if I wanted to hang out. Bustier black girl. It must've been a sign from the heavens. Fuck it, I said…

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Bitching about my lack of VIP status

Even Pornhub gives free access on Valentine's day so why can't we have free VIP access while the vast majority of clubs are closed down? It's hard for us to maintain our VIP status if we don't have any…

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Is everyone thats from Arizona racist?

My black friends from there are excluded from this convo. I know about 5 black people out there in Arizona and they are cool and one has a white wife but she’s from Atlanta. But u white people from there…

Pat's Lounge

Pittsburg, Kansas

Definite maybe.

I finally got out to this place because it's back open under new ownership... again. This town has a love/hate relationship with this place like few other places I've seen. Every club has its religious…

Diamond Club

Atlanta, Georgia

New Follies?

So I went there for the first time... on Saturday after a ex follies girl told me that most of the girls from follies work at diamond now... i got there around 5.. no charge…

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The Surprising Spawn of Hornibastard

Last night I watched “Samsara” with Mrs. Hornibastard and our 11-year old twins. Samsara is a non-narrative cinematographic tour de force by Ron Fricke (who also directed “Koyaanisqatsi,” another non-narrative masterpiece). Samsara depicts a wide range of riveting images that…

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I feel bad for Winex... :(

Now I understand he’s racist but sometimes you never know what people are going through at home. I have a heart and I’m concerned for the old guy. He doesn’t brush his teeth, and he comments under every thread all…

The Northern Gentlemen's Club

Fargo, North Dakota

6 Foot Air Dances!!!!

The Northern opened at 5PM. I pay $4 entry at the door where a young lady takes your money after checking your ID, comparing it with a written out list of bad offenders.…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

Slow Monday Afternoon

It has been awhile since I was at Bogart's (Pre-COVID) but had a free early afternoon so I thought I'd check it out. Cover was $5, no one wore masks inside. Beers were a bit more…

Chicas Bonitas

Austin, Texas

Hot Latinas Everywhere

First time visit. Post COVID about midnight on Saturday. It’s located on the I-35 frontage road, easy to pass and miss valet parking. At this hour, neighboring businesses are closed, so plenty of free parking.…

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Carl Winslow

https://youtu.be/ejxqqY0Cnmk Am I in the twilight zone? “All this over a mask?” “Someone call the police!” “Is he even a real cop?” Honestly... This was bullshit and unnecessary. But since other police vs. criminals that end tragedy seem to be comical and justified to most,…

Bogarts Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

I didn't realize topless dancers didn't have to take their tops off.

Rather disappointing really. First visit since the COVID shutdown and while there were some very cute girls there, the first things that stood out was even during the finale none of them took their…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, Oregon

Spyce things up (Post-COVID)

So Spyce reopened in June, and closed again sometime in July. It has recently reopened again. It’s only open Wednesday through Saturday, the hours are 6pm to 10pm. Post Covid Spyce is probably the club…

Club 22

Progress, Pennsylvania

The end of an era?

Not really a review. Passing along information that was found on this place's Facebook page near the end of June (sorry for my delay, but I just figured someone else would have passed this…

Vixens

Salem, Oregon

Choose wisely and bring your wallet

As other reviewers note it's above an adult book store with very private parking, which is appreciated. The atmosphere is meh- you walk through an old dirty hallway, ring a bell and they let you…

Crazy Horse Men's Club

Bedford Heights, Ohio

Cute, but no privates

As you enter the club, the bar is on your right and the main stage to your left. Haven't been here in a long time and was curious how it would handle Covid. No…

New Solid Gold

Jacksonville, Florida

Fun and friendly

This club is my new favorite and this review is for my 3rd visit. I arrived to plenty of parking, a 10 dollar cover and wanded for weapons although the area looked perfectly fine. The club is…

Lust Gentleman's Club

Akron, Ohio

Unique set-up with oustanding talent.

My tour of Akron SCs continues. Have never visited Hush before and was impressed with both its size and class. Sat at the bar and got a $3.50 Modelo since it was Happy…

Tommy's Too Gentleman's Club

Portland, Oregon

Tommy’s Too slow night

My first visit to Tommy’s since Portland partially opened a couple months ago due to the pandemic. Not much has changed here. It has a fairly large and free parking lot that only had a…

Chicas Cabaret

Phoenix, Arizona

Good Latina Action Here

So I hit a couple clubs in downtown Phoenix and is was pretty boring (Bandaids & Borbon Street). So I was headed back to my area in the West Valley and decided to hit Chicas.…

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OT: Is Miami Sinking?

Not a new article but came across it and thought it was interesting https://www.businessinsider.com/miami-floods-sea-level-rise-solutions-2018-4 What's happening in the Keys is pretty concerning. On this issue I tend fall on the left side of things. Some of the most important cities in the…

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OT: Language And Thought By Walter E. Williams

Seventeenth-century poet and intellect John Milton predicted, “When language in common use in any country becomes irregular and depraved, it is followed by their ruin and degradation.” Gore Vidal, his 20th-century intellectual successor, elaborated saying: “As societies grow decadent, the…

Scarlet Lounge

Portland, Oregon

I Miss The Pre-Covid Days At This Club

It has been a couple of months since stopping by this club and was hoping to catch up with a favorite dancer. SL has been pretty good about posting their dancer schedule board on their…

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Your head should never come in contact with your ass during a football play

https://twitter.com/i/status/1309980256107819008

Sugar's

San Antonio, Texas

Weird Times

It's a weird time to go to a strip club. I'll start with the COVID rules. You need to wear a mask to get seated but did not have to at the table.…

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Over 300,000 Used Condoms Marked For Resale . . .

. . . Seized by police in Vietnam. https://www.cbsnews.com/news/vietnam-condom-recycling-police-raid-factory-used-resale/ https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/24/asia/vietnam-condom-sold-new-scli-intl/index.html How many of you guys recycle your rubbers? 🥴

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Tyler Perry Movies Dont Matter

Unless your a NIGGER Prove me otherwise

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OT: These are America's happiest (and least happy) states for 2020

I always wonder how accurate these things are but FWIW: Top 10 happiest states: 1. Hawaii 2. Utah 3. Minnesota 4. New Jersey 5. Maryland 6. California 7. North Dakota 8. Iowa 9. Idaho 10. Connecticut 10 least happy states: 1. West Virginia 2. Arkansas 3. Oklahoma 4. Louisiana 5. Kentucky 6. Tennessee 7.…

Strippers Gentlemen's Club

Byron, Georgia

Passing Through

I stopped here during a road trip around 2 in the afternoon. $8 cover, no mask/temp check. There is a one drink minimum, but they don't sell alcohol. I walked in and there were…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

september 24 2020 covid visit.😬

september 24 2020 belax visit. heard that belax reopened and i decided to visit when returning to arizona after visiting my brother out in the ventura area. probably added twenty miles to my drive and…

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Trump and America Failed the Corona virus

Most deaths than any other country and counting ! We need a real president not a Coward who is already calling the Election rigged . BIDEN 2020 !

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Founder's new tagline

well, damn.

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One last Follies Rodeo

We're all gonna be meeting up the parking lot again. Planning on bringing beers and lighting fireworks again. These cowboys are going for one last ride.

Cheerleaders New Jersey

Gloucester City, New Jersey

Time to kill

Stopped in around 8. Had some time to kill and figured I’d stop in for a drink, view some ladies, and watch football before heading home. The lot looked fairly empty but I went in…

Purple Orchid

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

The PO Post-Covid is back!

I was in the neighborhood early on a Friday evening, so I stopped in to see if the PO really was back. It is. I arrived around 5. No cover, but the guy at the…

TJ's Showgirls

Stanton, California

Hit or miss, even when the only thing open

Tj’s is hit or miss as always, despite being the only one open. I like the daytime and I think I am learning that the weekdays are when to go. Generally I like the club…

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I am at Pony Huntsville today

Only working dayshift and then I’m leaving. Long blonde hair, big boobs, big butt, athletic build, Leslie.

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, Arizona

Almost just like last time (June)

Arrived at 12:30 pm Thursday. Very dark, even with the new front door. No cover. Optical temperature check. The door guy asked me where I wanted to sit and led me back, about halfway to…

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Does Anyone want to buy ChickenShit? (BrehNamedWavey)

I totally own him, but don't really want him. No price is too low.

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“And I'm not calling you a nigger” -Winex

Aye bruh @founder how does this not call for a ban? U let white people say “nigger” on here in these times? He coulda not even typed it but he wanted to. What kinda site y’all running on here? Guess…

Uncle Buck's Boobie Bungalow

Huntsville, Alabama

Dose of crazy makes for a fun time

The day was filled with rain so naturally the strip club was the best place to kill some time. Turns out great minds think alike as there were seven of us waiting for the…

Spearmint Rhino

Carter Lake, Iowa

Hadn't seen a review for this place recently so thought I'd check it out.

Place looks a little rundown on the outside, but the parking lot is large and well lit. Doesn't seem to be any security concerns. Enter into a small lobby, and there is a temperature check…

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Bars about to reopen in Palm Beach - Hope for South Florida

After months of waiting, bars in Palm Beach county will be allowed to reopen Oct 5th at 50% capacity. This is the first of the three South Florida counties (Miami-Dade, Broward and Palm Beach) to allow bars to reopen.…

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Reasons to Love TUSCL

There are plenty of reasons to love TUSCL. Here are just a few of my reasons for enjoying my TUSCL membership. 1. It’s fucking wonderful to have a bunch of world-class degenerates who are always happy to “tell me where to go”…

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Imperial showgirls

Has anyone visited imperial showgirls since they re opened? Any intel?

Ole Glory Daze

Akron, Ohio

Jasmine is perfection

Arrived after 6 in hopes that Jasmine would be there. No cover, and the main bar area is very cleared out for Covid. Was immedately approached by Bobbi. Told here I had just arrived…

Executives Den

Cleveland, Ohio

Enjoyable stop

Have always enjoyed this place in the past. Only two girls working, Kara & Ivy. Plus a very attractive blond bartender with great tits. If she danced I would have been all over it. She…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

Cleveland, Ohio

Attractive but limited touch

Hustlers was the first stop on my Cleveland/Akron strip club tour as I'm here for a long weekend. Came in a little after lunch, no cover but temp check at the door. Odered a beer at…

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It's been awhile!

Who's still visiting clubs?

Casa Diablo Original Blood

Portland, Oregon

So great to visit an SC after the shut down!

I haven't been to a club pre-COVID and it was awesome to be back in one. Note that while Portland has reopened its clubs, you have to have your masks on all the time (and…

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(WAY)OT: Ice Cubes

So far off topic, I hesitate to post this. But it's a legitimate question and maybe someone can help me out. I make ice cubes the old fashioned way, with those blue plastic trays. I don't freeze food. There's nothing…

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Indiana bars open

Indiana bars and SC's can be at full capacity starting Saturday 9/26. Local jurisdictions may over rule. Masks still required. Concepts in Lawrenceburg has had a waiting line outside all most every night. As many as 12 dancers.

Body Shoppe

Guelph, Ontario

Fun at the Manor

This place is a Guelph staple. It is also known as the Manor. A coworker and i were in the area for a training session and we asked about local entertainment and the Manor was…

Club Risque

Bristol, Pennsylvania

Reopening visit

I was not previously a fan of this place but I decided to give it another shot since it reopened during the pandemic. Owing to being in Bucks County, they opened earlier in the pandemic…

Pin Ups

Decatur, Georgia

PInUps is the way .. for now ..

Visit date 9-24-2020 6-7:30pm New Hours 3pm - 7am or 8am Thursday - Sunday I could be wrong on the exact time they open and close I got a few different responses Covid 19 policy:…

Gold Club of Charlotte

Charlotte, North Carolina

In the mood for some T&A on a Thursday afternoon

Stopped by the Gold Club on a Thursday afternoon. I haven't set foot in any club since Covid started. There were about 8 girls working with all body types. I decided to…

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Follies is Closed for Good

In case you missed it, see Daddillac's post from a few days ago, which includes a link to the newspaper article that gives all the details. https://tuscl.net/discussion/73722/ With Follies being the #1 reviewed club on TUSCL, I just wanted to…

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Florida is OPEN!

Hallelujah! https://townhall.com/tipsheet/elliebufkin/2020/09/25/draft-n2576925?amp=true Now we just the local muni governments to do their parts in getting hit bartenders, strippers, and extras girls back to work and in my lap.

The Landing Strip Lounge

Romulus, Michigan

Worth It If You Are Realistic About The State Of The SC Scene during COVID

Honestly I loved this place Pre COVID. I feel like they are doing their best but in my honest opinion girls are taking advantage of COVID as an excuse to socially engineer transactions in addition to…

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Who is the most hated member here?

I been reading some posts after a long hiatus and I like the new thumbs up and thumbs down buttons. Thanks founder! Seems like Randommember, CjKent, and twentyfive get a lot of hate down votes. Who is most hated?

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MONS VENUS wtf ONLY ROOMS NOW

I strolled in there last night. Not enough details to write a review or i would get dinged by the review police :) What i will add is that : NO MORE LAPS ! only private rooms.…

Henry the VIII Lounge

Inkster, Michigan

A return to Henry’s North after a long absence

I did not realize that Henry’s North had opened until seeing a few recent reviews posted here. It appears that they now serve ‘food’, which I am guessing is the wedge needed to reopen under…

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I Just Took A Huge Shit in JACKASS HILL PARK

While shitting I heard some homeless looking guy muttering and complaining about climate change and bragging about how some hill was named after him. He was talking about how much better California is than Colorado and how this country would…

Trophy's Xports Bar & Strip

Portland, Oregon

Social Distancing at Shimmers

Based on a post-covid visit in September 2020. On a Thursday afternoon, I was driving back from the casino with some cash in my pocket. I wanted to stop at a club to get a beer…

Cafe Atlantis

Mississauga, Ontario

Very pleased!

I made my first visit to Cafe Atlantis in Mississauga, Ontario, Canada a while back. I used to live in the area and often went to the Cannonball (the predecessor to this club) back in…

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Black Panther Sequel Vs Supreme Court

Do you feel most African Americans would willingly trade the role of Disney’s Black Panther so it is essentially recast with a skilled but Caucasian actor if Donald Trump agreed to elect an ultra conservative African American to the Supreme…

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No pun intended

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi. 2. I thought I saw an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian. 3. She…

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, Maryland

*COVID REVIEW* Surprisingly good but about the same as penthosue and showcase in terms of value and offering.

*This review is for a trip I made August 29, 2020* In the age of covid there are few last bastions of stripperdom and milstream was there when we needed it. Technically it is a bar,…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

2nd and last time

Arrived at 10:00, was gone by 11:00, I tried but this place could be so good, isn’t Parking lot was about half full, Mexican food truck was set up and smelling good, $3 cover and a…

Cowboys Showgirls

Lexington, Kentucky

Looking for Miss But plug

My first visit in about 8 months, my first visit should have been titled “The But-plug” Arrived at 9:00, little later than expected, parking lot is well lit, $5 cover to the friendly door guy who…

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Sugar Babies, I do so recommend

A girl you never met before walks out of her apartment. She doesn't look that imposing, really tiny thing wrapped in her sweatshirt. But then she takes that off a little later and your looking at juicy c cups that…

Atlantis

Ford Heights, Illinois

Afternoon TR, amongst Covid restrictions

I almost didn't write a review. But, I forgot to explain my reasoning in my 390 review and I thought I would write it here along with my review. First off, How was…

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Name the Best Movie You've Seen That Nobody Else Have

Discussion - name the best movie you've seen (made in the past 5 years) that nobody else knows about. You can link the movie from this site: https://www.imdb.com/ Mine would be: SHOT CALLER (2017). Prison movie starring Nikolaj Coster-Waldau, who…

Club 390

Chicago Heights, Illinois

Trip Report, under Covid restrictions

I like the new TUSCL site, but the format still leaves me with some questions. Anyway, here is my review in accordance with the format and I'll try to explain my reasoning. I heard the…

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Is it just a stereotype? Why are all whales (the metaphor), fat?

How did the name come to be?

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

Permanently closed - Property for sale

Drove by today (9/24/20) and there is a large For Sale sign on the property. Looks like Covid has claimed another club. Was also told by someone who owns other clubs that property cannot be a Strip Club ever again.

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FORKLIFT DOMINOES

here is something that you don't ever see on tv : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CFTIOQCqTc

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Las Vegas Palomino

Re-opened last Monday (Sept 21) at 8pm and FB page says they are opening every night at that time. It also says there are some changes to the services offered but doesn't specify. They are operating as a…

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Early Riser or Night Owl?

Early riser here. When we go hiking Saturday, rather than spend the night in New Hampshire, we'll get up at 3:30, be on the road at 4:00 and on the trail by 7:15. Skiing we're up 20 minutes earlier.…

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Would You?

Say – oh, I don’t know, one day an Angel of the Lord shows up and tells you “Dude, you won one of the little contests we have up there – here’s the deal: we can add 20 years to…

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Atlanta's strip club dancers get out the vote with 'Get Your Booty to the Polls'

https://www.11alive.com/article/news/local/atlantas-strip-club-dancers-get-out-the-vote-with-get-your-booty-to-the-polls/85-4e869ef7-2e90-4a83-8b2c-1f4200107a1e

Politics

FBI finds 9 discarded Trump military mail-in ballots in PA

The Democrats are wasting no time rigging the election. We know that fraud is the only way Biden can win, the Democrats have telegraphed their play for months and are wasting no time. It is insane the US cannot have…

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Interesting article

Came across this on the internet today. Kind of high on the "ewwww" factor. https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/sep/24/police-confiscate-345000-recycled-condoms-in-vietnam

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Today’s racism, sexism and classism affect how we live our lives on a daily basi

Title couldn’t say it all. Today’s racism, sexism and classism affect how we live our lives on a daily basis in the USA. Today’s quest for liberty, equality and justice is the highest standard for judging the past... “America was founded on riots.…