I wasn't expecting much. It didnt provide much.

It seems every trip I’ve taken recently is midweek business travel. And my most recent trip down to Miami Beach was no exception. Unfortunately that means my only opportunity to check out the clubs is Wednesday night - hardly a time where you can find tip tier girls working.

I had visited Club Madonna years ago and had read the bad reviews. But, I was bored without anything to do, didn’t feel like Ubering anywhere and wanted to see some naked girls. My hotel was just a few blocks away so it was either Club Madonna or nothing. As I walked up, the only person outside was one doorman. (Not a great sign since there are typically dancers who hang out by the big chair to pull in crowds). This was indication #1 that very few girls were probably working inside. But like I said, I didn’t really have anything happening so took a chance and paid the $20 door charge.

If there’s one positive thing about this place is that they don’t make you scan your ID. I’m just not a fan of all these places having a copy of my drivers license.