Enjoy It While It's Here

Crazy Horse has been my San Francisco strip club of choice for years. While there were elaborate plans for expansion prior to the last recession, that never happened. Now Mid-Market is finally happening, even between 5th & 6th on Market. There is a huge, almost completed, mixed use building across the street. And plans for development that would end Crazy Horse on Market Street. I have had delightful, sensual regular girls at Crazy Horse for years. All have been sweet, sexy dancers with a variety of incredible young bodies.

The place is run down. The lap dance room is unchanged. The red upholstered bench is stained and nearly black. The private rooms are spartan but seem cleaner. They do not bother to clean the mirrors on stage. The payment process is user unfriendly and even emasculating. Those processes have not been updated.

There are dancers that have been grinding for many years. And there is a steady stream of newbies. The dancers are not aggressive. You might have to initiate contact if you are interested. Generally up sell is not a problem. There is some diversity although most dancers are white, with Asians as well. Just a few black dancers. Lovely fresh women can be found as well as tattooed women with multicolored hair. In San Francisco there are many competing clubs. If you are looking for attractive dancers in an old fashioned strip club environment that never gets crowded until 9 or 10 PM, you might like Crazy Horse.