The best I've ever seen in terms of talent
Made an impulse decision to go to the Crazy horse after a few years of having not been there. It was the last night of Jennifer White's visit to the place, which was probably the main reason why I decided to go. However, after arriving sitting down, I for one was stunned by the level of talent that now works there. At no time that I can remember has there been such a lineup of beautiful girls at the crazy horse. Whatever you're looking for - average, thick, petite, exotic, girl next-door, or some girls who just look like they've been built in a laboratory for ultimate sexiness (I'm looking at you Chanel!) it was quite the site of a hold. After a few hours of keeping the dollars flowing onto the dance floor, for which the girls were very receptive rewarding, I decided it was lap dance time. I really wanted to mix it up here, as there were so many great options all around me, but like I tend to do I got carried away on just a couple girls. One of them, named Valentina, a slightly thicker (not at all in a bad way) sexy as hell mix of Mexican and Afghani descent, was extremely cool and continued to chat with me quite a bit after of my time was up on more than one occasion. Treat these girls right and these make it worth your while. I did a couple topless dances with her, and wish I could have done more, especially because she was so cool to talk to, but it was the girl named Chanel that ended up breaking me. God damn, is this girl unbelievable. Sure her body is enhanced on top and on the bottom, but that is not a problem with me. I'll probably be dreaming about her ass for a month. I did a couple of topless dances with her, and then let her take me back to what was called the 'nice room.' This was $100 for 10 minutes, and let me tell you that was quite a nice 10 minutes. Apparently there's also something there called a naughty room now, and when I asked her what goes on in there her response was "what do you think?" She told me that that one is $300 for 30 minutes. If I had $300 more to blow, that's where he would have been next. I was very intrigued by this because she made it sound like some really dirty things were expected to happen in there room. This surprised me, because as far as I can remember, with maybe one or two rare exceptions if you were patient enough or resourceful enough to find out about them, the Crazyhorse never really worked that way. If they've become a little looser and let you truly get naughty with these girls, then it's going to be hard to keep from going there much more often than I know I should. I absolutely plan on going back there in another month or two, specifically on a weekend night when they have one of their special women visiting. This is not even for the woman who will be on tour, about her I couldn't care less, but for all the house talent that is going to be there to take advantage of the customers show up for those specials. But really, more than anything, I got to go back because Chanel and I have some unfinished business. I'm going to find out with her just how naughty the naughty room really is. When that happens I'll let you all know. Overall, with the exception of one dancer who got a little pissy at me because it was the second time I declined her approach, and really we probably all have been through that especially at the crazy horse at some point or another so whatever girl, it was a hell of a night I can't wait to go back!
Full review available to VIP members
Unlock thousands of detailed, honest strip club reviews.