The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Hit or miss, depends on the dancer

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ptorrent3
Apr 22, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Thursday After Midnight

TL;DR: Be smart when picking your dancer, and avoid Lori.

I'm somewhat of a regular at Crazy Horse and am generally a big fan. You can't do much better if physical contact is important to you at a strip club. Please see my earlier reviews for lots more detail. This particular night my favorite dancer, Lyla, was not in. It was super late, after 2am, a long night, I just wanted to have a good private dance before hitting the sack.

Lori came up to me while I was sitting down. I typically like to see someone dance before agreeing to a private dance, but time was thin so I decided to talk with her. I asked about dance prices and her response was "Do we need to talk about those now? Let's just go back and see what happens." That fact that I didn't bail right there a) is due to being tired and late and b) means I kinda deserved to get a shitty dance.

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