They looked fake, but weren't

I visited Crazy Horse a couple of months ago. The place hasn't changed much at all since my last visit. The bathrooms are nicer which is a welcome improvement. The lack of alcohol, or really beverages of any kind, is a bit of a bummer.

I spent most of the night at the stage and hoping to connect with a dancer. Unfortunately, there was a guy on the other side of the stage with two woman who gained most of the attention and rightly so. He kept making it rain and the two woman kept flittering with the dances. Hard to compete with that. Plus, it was night time and I've had much better luck during the day even if the dancer quality isn't as high then.

Per usual, the time between songs was far, far too long. Dancers come up and try to convince you to go off to booths with you.