The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Downward spiral continues

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bitterdbag
Oct 5, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Tuesday After Midnight

This was my favorite club at one point, now it's barely worth a visit.

They continue to charge the $24 cover that makes no sense. Once inside I don't recognize any of the dancers, most of the best ones have apparently left. The dancers that are there rate on the 5-7 range in looks. They range in the 3-6 range in attitude. Most clubs you can find a friendly dancer who will sit an chat for a few minutes before asking for a dance, and to be honest I was looking for a dancer like this, prepared to get a dance if I found one. None ever appeared. The ones that approached me, and all the customers that night, just asked if I wanted a dance and left. The stage shows were a little boring as well, something I never thought I would say.

I can't see myself marching through the sea of homeless people to pay a borderline ridiculous entrance fee for cut throat dancers and lifeless stage shows. Strip clubs are supposed to be about a fantasy, not a nightmare.

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