The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Ehh

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PredragDr
Dec 9, 2016, 6:16 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday Evening

I used to consider this a decent club a few years ago mostly due to its value. I was able to get in without a cover (strong negotiation skills), complimentary extras (if you have game) and a few hot girls. All those things are of the past.

Cover was an unround $26. There were approximately 21 girls on shift. ~7 could shed extra lbs, about half of them were a little ripe working there for ~7+ years ago (when I first visited) and the remaining handful were up to par.

That leaves about 4 hot girls IMO. Two out of the four asked me for dances. I declined on the 1st (tall clumsy blonde with large tattoos on her torso) since I just walked in and had high standards. The 2nd one (tall blonde euro/med/Latina mix who has been on a major cable reality show) was declined by me since I had been there and done that a few years ago before her enhancements. The other hot girls didn't approach me, so I took the initiative to approach one, a petite blonde with a natural body. I was quoted two benjamins plus for a quarter hour in the VIP. Listed rate is almost a Benjamin less. I guess it has become more of a Mitchell Brothers pricing structure where there is hefty premium above the listed prices. However, Mitchell Brothers might still be the winner since it generally has hotter girls and services to be rendered are more transaparent.

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