The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Some hot stuff, especially later

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alsafet
May 1, 2017, 7:19 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

So I decided to try the famous Crazy Horse club one Friday night recently. I arrived around 9pm, paid the cover, and sat down. The club is laid out with a couple of rows of seats around a catwalk, and then a bunch more seats kind of in rows away from the stage. While it's still kind of early, girls do a bikini dance, followed by a topless dance, followed by a fully nude dance. Later in the night, things are accelerated.

In the early part of the night, there were just a couple of girls working that were hot enough for me to consider getting dances from them. But, to the place's credit, these girls were hot in different ways: hot dirty, plastic stripper types; hot natural, curvy types; hot skinny, waifish types. I got trolled a lot for dances starting right away, which I declined a lot in the first hour or so, while I was still trying to see who was working, what my options were. At a certain point, some of the trolling got a little aggressive. Not in a way that I minded a lot, but it definitely got to the point where girls who had been up to me before were coming back and making it clear that this wasn't a club where the action was on the runway and that much better stuff was available back into the lapdance area with them.

They weren't lying. The dances I got were all hot. Some of them involved some pretty expert teasing, and some kind of hot upselling for ultimately too-expensive extras in the private booths. Some of them just involved some serious old-fashioned grinding. They were all high mileage.

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