The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Another Great Daytime visit to the Horse

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Islandguy80
May 23, 2017, 2:57 PM
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Visited: Thursday Afternoon

Walked to the horse after a SF business lunch today. One thing to note, this neighborhood is improving big time. Lots of new store fronts and retail across the street. Whether you are a local or from out of town, don't worry too much about the this stretch of Market Street. It's not bad and getting better every day. I would suggest you park south of Market near Nordstrom and walk the two blocks to CH on Market Street. Also, for me, I think the day shift is the way to go anyway. Just arrive between noon and 5:00 and you will be happy. On this particular visit the dayshift lineup was epic with all my favorites in the house.

I like Asians and the Horse rarely disappoints in this regard. Tiffany, Midori, Mimi and Angeli were all there. My lucky day as I'm very friendly with each of them and had a great time just reconnecting and chatting with each privately in the main stage room. Had great lappers with all four and then decided on a private with Midori. Tough decision as I've had privates with all four and all are excellent in private. Regarding Midori, she is a fitness gal which I really dig. She has a hard body and great abs. Her natural breasts are small but really nice to fondle and with very erect and responsive nipples. Her breasts and nipples alone make a private with her worth it for me.

Privates at the Horse aren't cheap at $140 for 30 minutes before tip. But, they are fully nude and the girls are generally pretty liberal both in terms of touching and being touched. Of course YMMV but overall I've been a consistent visitor to the private rooms and I can't recall ever being disappointed or feeling ripped off. I say start with a warm-up lap dance and if the chemistry is there go for the private.

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