The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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daniel99
Jan 17, 2017, 6:12 AM
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Visited: Monday Afternoon

So i've been going to this club since 2009, on and off here and there and at some points i would go multiple times a month. This review is based on my experience over the years and i'll give you a little detail on the club itself. If you're looking for parking in the area, i suggest ellis o farrell parking garage. it's about 2 blocks away, really cheap and great hours. Now if you're taking bart, get off on powell, walk up the mall entrance and take a left toward the crappy side of market where u can see i believe a wendy's. U will also pass a subway on your way there. Day visits are highly encouraged at this club, you get a good feel of the long time regular girls and it's not so pushy and expensive. Also dances during the daytime sometimes might go for a few extra minutes if it's not to busy and if she clicks with you. Throughout the years, i've seen this club decline with the dayshift dancers. I used to have a favorite named Karma, beautiful asian chick who just moved away. also had another favorite i believe her name was Sharley, she was a white chick with some glasses, she was amazing. After they moved away there were other cool chicks like Diane, Pebbles, and my favorite Tiffany who is a total sweetheart. Mimi is also very nice to hang and get some dances from. I always suggest getting dances beforehand as a warmup, never topless as it's a total ripoff. If she's ok with hands on, she's a keeper. if she tells you hands off, then i suggest u move on from her after that song. Daytime is also a lot emptier but don't feel obligated to sit front row. i usually like to kick it in the back, ill invite a girl to sit with talk relax and get to know them. if they are down for that and seem genuinely nice and talkative, then u prob got another keeper. VIP prices back in the day used to be 100 and tip for whatever u negotiate with. NEVER PAY MORE THEN 240 FOR ANYHING. If you do some girls will eventually go up to 300-400 which is a big no no, this isn't mitchell brother o farrell. Now in regards to night time, this is where it gets a little expensive. there is one asian chick light skinned who has some HUGE tits. I mean so big she just acts like she is a winner. avoid her at all cost she's gonna rob you. she will promise you some things and you will not be happy. night time is a bit more hectic, many girls but too many guys. Night time in my opinion is a good way to lose lots of money. During the night i can suggest a few that i've had good times with, Naomi, i don't think she works there anymore but she was awesome and very laidback. Another awesome chick i used to hang with was Audrianna. She's beautiful and was very chill. And lastly, a small little asian chick named Mika i believe was her name is a very fun and entertaining dancer. Mystery is another seductive looking kinda dancer. she's hot but not recommend as she's hands off. other than that, not many chicks i can recommend. this place has changed since i first started going. they have a new VIP setup with the back rooms being different in time. Find out the really rates and don't let them take advantage. once again, if you're coming for a hj or bj, u could get a hooker for some of the prices i've seen some being quoted. Stay safe, have fun, and if you have any questions DM me. Also if anyone has any news on Karma, she was this asian dancer from back in the day, if she still works around the city, let me know id love to get another dance from her.

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