Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF,...

Best full-nude, full-contact club in SF, though that's not a high bar

Crazy Horse is what it is. You can look at some of my earlier reviews for extensive details, but basically it's a somewhat grungy club that is fairly high-mileage. Even tips at the stage can get mini lap dances and boobs in your hands. You could have a pretty fun night relatively cheaply if you stick to the stage and tip $2 - $3 per song. This night they did a few double-dancer shows which is only on the busy nights. I do have to say though, the DJ needs some new material. I think he said "wake up everybody" before every...single...song.

What's a little different, or at least that I have more insight into, is the pricing. In the past the basic VIP booths have been $100 for 3 songs, fully-nude, 2-way contact (except the kitty). This time I asked a really hot dancer (white girl, trim and athletic, poppin' ass, medium fake boobs, perhaps eastern European accent?), Precious, to go back for a dance. She told me that the booths were $160 for 15 minutes, $200 for 20 minutes, or the high-end ("more contact") booths were something like $240 for 15 minutes. I decided to go for $160 for 15 minutes.