The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

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Meh_jic
Aug 21, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Evening

It's a strange set up, feels like a movie theater with the rows of seats. The stage up front can feel like you need binoculars to see the performances. I tend not to sit up close, opening the door for the others can come by and chat. A few came by that I had to pass on. One Asian girl caught my attention. She had huge fake tits, a very narrow waist and great ass. Face was OK but good enough for a backroom show. I think is was $100 for 3 songs. Nice dance, lots of mileage. Could have had more than basic touching.

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