mjpenn07
California
Joined Nov 2011
Last Seen Jun 2026
Reviews
Garden of Eden
529 Broadway
San Francisco, CA 94133
Ok club, terrible private dance rooms
I'd made one visit to the GoE a long time ago (2017) and left extremely unimpressed. Rereading my review confirms my memory of the experience. Visited on a Thursday evening. Small, low energy, women were…
Jun 7, 2026, 6:08 PM
PaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave
Springfield, VA 22150
Accidental Regular
I've been in the Springfield area quite frequently lately visiting family. Having a strip club a 10 minute drive away for the first time in my life has been an exciting and enjoyable strain on…
Feb 25, 2026, 1:48 PM
PaperMoon Springfield
6315 Amherst Ave
Springfield, VA 22150
Heating up before the snow
With the threat of a winter storm looming I decided to stop into Papermoon on the evening of Friday 1/23/26. I had already made a visit earlier in the week during the day where I…
2 commentslast: 3 mos ago(FrustratedInTheUS)
Feb 24, 2026, 1:42 PM
Articles
Articlespublished 3 months ago
First massage parlor experience
I was in the mood to hit my usual SC to try out a couple girls I've noted on previous visits. Saw a couple of their names on the lineup posted to the SC's website. Unfortunately I've also been dealing with a sore shoulder and neck from a few days so I googled for massage places on the way and…
12 commentslast: 2 wks ago(Jascoi)
Posts
Front Room
Cross country layover recs?
I've been flying cross country a lot in the past year - CA > DC and back. On one of those flights with a longer layover I managed to barely squeeze in a trip to a club. I'd like to…
8 commentslast: 4 mos ago(ArtCollege)
Front Room
Heading to Tampa - Help narrow down my options
Hey Tuscler!
I'm heading to Tampa for the first time. I have one, maybe two nights free. I'm hoping to check out 1-3 clubs. I've trolled the listing but I need to pare down my list. Any suggestions appreciated.
- 2001 Odyssey…
4 commentslast: 8 mos ago(Greenst)
Front Room
Best DC area club for diversity?
I'm in the DC area for an extended period of time to help some family. I know DC clubs aren't the best but my free time is limited so travel isn't an option. Since variety is the spice of life…
8 commentslast: 1 yr ago(groundball)
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