The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

I haven't been here for a couple years

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nicepants
Mar 25, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Sunday Evening

I haven't been here for a couple years. It is easy to get to from SOMA or Union Square, right on Market St.

An old converted theater, the interior is odd for a strip club. Seats from the old theater still are closest to the entrance, with a sloping floor facing the stage. There is a long thin runway perpendicular to the stage, with seats facing the runway.

It used to be considered common that dancers would give mini-laps for stage side tips. Now, there is minimal contact stage side. Dancers do three sets, entering from the stage and then after their final dance disappearing from the stage, often for some time. Oddest, the stage stays vacant between sets for three to four songs.

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I haven't been here for a couple years