The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Beautiful

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Runt69
May 24, 2017, 8:45 PM
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Visited: Friday Evening

Met up with a buddy. Delicious Thai. Walked neighborhood.

We decamped after two beers and decided to try CH. They apparently take local ordinances seriously, unfortunately. But the club is actually nice and new and the girls were LIGHT YEARS better than the competition. A thick Latina, a stunning black girl, and some rather attractive white women. Everyone was very friendly and welcoming. Drinks were cheap. So, regardless of the lack of flesh on stage we hung out.

Glad we did. Shelled out 20 for a private dance with the black girl (name escapes me). Clothes dropped IMMEDIATELY in the room, top and bottom. HIGH MILEAGE, HEAVY CONTACT. Tits in mouth, DATY, which is not my usual thing with a stripper at all, but she put it in my face and I couldn't help myself. She made it known that takeout was on offer, even specifying that the menu included all cuisines except greek. Paid for one song, stayed for 3 with no up sell, including a gratis BBBJ, though not to completion.

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