The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Not a good value

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oj4orange
Sep 3, 2017, 6:19 AM
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Club Quality
Value
Visited: Tuesday Evening

The club was pretty sad on a Tuesday night. I think I saw a PL falling asleep at one point. A handful of dancers were sitting around looking at their cellphones. I was then approached by Chanel, a blonde white female who is around 5'11" in heels. She has a barbie-like face, with large bolt ons. I received two options: naughty or nice. I said nice and off we went to a $100 room with curtains. She makes a very sexy moaning noise throughout the dance, but she changed positions a lot and doesn't really let you get going. She also kept trying to upsell the naughty room.

I kept refusing and the dance ended around at 2 or maybe 2.5 songs. She then askes for a tip, which I reluctantly gave her. Overall, not a good value, but Chanel is hot and I enjoyed parts of my experience. If she stopped trying to upsell and didn't change positions so frequently, it would've been a better experience.

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