The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Disappointing

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isparks
May 15, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Thursday After Midnight

Was walking by and decided to check out the club. it was almost 2 AM and the club closed at 3 AM. The cover was an astounding 26 bucks and you got nothing for it. I walked in and saw a girl fully nude dancing on a stage that looked like a catwalk. There were 3 guys sitting by the stage with a number of singles. The girl did give them good views and even gave them a quick lapdance when they threw a bunch of singles at her. A number of dancers approached me but I declined as none were above a 4. Finally I accepted a dance with an oriental tanned girl who was a 5. They charged me $100 for 12 mins of full nude dancing. The dance was lame, she stopped welll before 12 mins claiming she had danced for 3 songs. She offered me more action in a different room for $260 but I was done. Decided to take off rather than waste more money here. If you do decide to go here take a huge wad of singles and sit by the stage. It's well lit and seems like the best value in the whole club.

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