The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

A brightly lit adventure that sheds a little too much light.

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Otterbotter
Jun 22, 2017, 7:06 PM
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Visited: Friday After Midnight

First thing when entering you notice that this placed used to be a theater.

It has the classic theater arrangement and a catwalk in the center. Something that also tripped me out was the lighting. I don't know about you, but the darkness in strip clubs makes me feel more at ease. I really don't want to see other men's faces while they're struggling to hide their boners. The bright lights also reveal the makeup and imperfections of strippers. Sometimes, ignorance is bliss.

Value is great. I didn't get any dances, but I set near the catwalk and tipping a few bucks pretty much got me a free lapdance from the strippers. An asian girl with blonde hair bounced on my hard cock for nearly 2 minutes for about $3 in tips. I also felt her bare ass up the entire time.

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A brightly lit adventure that sheds a little too much light.