The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Weekday Fun
VIP Review
dogs_bx
Jul 31, 2016, 12:00 AM
Dancers
Club Quality
Value
Visited: Wednesday Afternoon
Back to the Crazy Horse on a weekday afternoon. It is still, in my opinion, one of the better no-alcohol, full-nude clubs in San Fran.
It's a small club with a 'T' shaped stage with multiple rows of seats. The rest of the place has auditorium type seating.
In back is a large common dance room plus several private booths. Some of the booths are considered more 'VIP" than others - but I can't really tell the difference (other than price).
I got there mid-afternoon on a weekday and it was fairly quiet. Just a few guys outnumbered by the girls. (It can be hard to know how many girls as they hang-out backstage when it's quiet).
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