The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

so so club, best in the area

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lapfiend705
Jun 18, 2016, 12:00 AM
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Visited: Wednesday Afternoon

I visited this club on a Wednesday afternoon. I got there about 4:00 PM and there were about 7-8 dancers total. The cover charge was $31 plus $10 for parking. There was no alcohol since it was a full nude club and also no cell phones allowed. I stayed away from the tip rails since I wanted to spend my money on dances. The dancers on stage were only okay looking. I would rate them about 6 on average. A nice looking Asian girl came over to me and I liked how she was pretty friendly and easy on the eyes. She had a nice rack (natural) and was pretty short. We did 3 for $100 full nude in a private booth. The quality was okay but looking back I probably wouldn't have spent that much for only 3 dances and not too much action. I would go back since there are not too many other good clubs in the area in terms of mileage.

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