A strip.. catwalk?

First time at a SF strip club visiting a lady friend of mine, they are not like anything I had expected if The Crazy Horse is in any way representative. Cover was a steep since there was a featured porn dancer that night, and there's no alcohol . Rather than a traditional stage, the setup is a rather long catwalk, with rows of seating on either side. No big chairs for lap dances, just rows of really old, close together pre-drink holder movie theater seats.

Each lady saunters, crawls, or otherwise makes her way down the catwalk, where you should be putting down your dollars. For said dollars, at random you may be given some boobs in face, a girl flipping into your lap, or otherwise groped. If you're there with a woman, she'll be asked permission before groping you, which I would have appreciated if she was actually my wife. Eventually most of them will get fully nude during two songs worth of this. If dollars for tits in face is your thing, this is a great situation as long as you don't mind sitting directly next to the other randos who are there for the same.

They have some strange ideas about terms like "2 girl show" which in their case means two girls are on the catwalk rather than any interaction between them, and an "anal show" meaning the girl proceeds with the same routine but has a butt plug in place. There's also a regular thing where one of the girls will pull a woman (sometimes a plant, according to my friend one time it was her though) out of the audience and proceed to take off her clothes and grind on her. Its not bad, just wish there was more things like this.