The Crazy Horse

As the title says I keep going back. I've been a regular for over a decade now and somehow this place draws me back. It's been easily accessible so I guess that…

I have frequented Crazy Horse for many years now. And times used to be better -- no doubt, but I'm addicted and the pickings here in SF have generally gone down…

I haven’t been here in years and had a few depressing outings the last time i went regularly. decided to swing by for old times sake. Thursday night at 10 was pretty busy.…

There was 1-2 girls that I would consider to be “good”. The rest are average at best. If you like Asians then they have a few. The place was super dead during “happy…

So I went in a couple weeks back cause traffic going across the bridge was ridiculous. I figured I would rather at least sit down and see some naked women. Well that's…

Came here on a Friday night with a buddy. There was about a 2:1 PL to dancer ratio, so seats were reasonably filled up. I opted to get a 3 for $100…

I went to Crazy Horse on a Friday afternoon -- probably got there around 4 pm. I have been a regular customer here for a number of years -- though off…

Interesting setup, with cinema seating and dancers doing 3 songs (clothed, then topless, then fully nude) for people around the pole. Away from the pole most of the girls were sat near…

Wanted to give the good old crazy horse another try. Not many good options in SF nowadays. Have been going to Gold Club Centerfolds in Sacramento, but that's such a…

This is a theatre not your regular strip club. There are a number of seats in a theatre setting and a long catwalk. There is also no parking so you have to figure…

Frequent Tuscl'r trying to steer clear of this place but when there is no where else to go in this city, you have no other choice. Was once again in the area…

I haven't been to the CH for a couple of years. Nothing has changed except the day shift is slower than ever. It's a place that has always felt run down, old…

So i guess the strip clubs think everyone that visits or lives in this city was either an Angel investor in FB or Google ? THat's what dances are 40-$50 a…

Was in San Francisco and due to some booking problems, ended up in this area and figured I'd stop by the closest place to check it out, especially since some of the…

Came here in Monday Dec 17th at about 11pm. Never thought it would get this bad here. I came in when I saw an old favorite on the dancer board, but later…

It was so slow even Tiff was not busy when i went in. i sat stage side when i fist got in there and shakira climbed off the stage and into my…

Used to be a regular a while back, several years ago and it was pretty decent, had a good line up with a range of dancers, some very hot and very customer…

Second time at the crazy horse, first time on a non-weekend night. The hours of operation was confusing. I thought for some reason they would stay open until 3am. Arrived at…

Went with a bunch of co-workers and dinner/drinks. We were ready to spend money. Cover was $20. Was very disappointed when we got in. One girl dancing on the stage and maybe…

Stopped in early evening on a Wednesday in October. Cover was $16 instead of $20 listed but it was before 7PM. Saw 4 different dancers on stage. Stage…

I sometimes come to crazy horse when i am in town from the east coast. I attended a sales force tech conference a few weeks back, and was lucky enough to…

I remember when I visited several years ago and I was treated a lot better than this time round. That time, the girls were not as pushy about private dances and…

Was in SF for business and decided to spend a few hours at the crazy horse. It's conveniently located near union square. It's just a few blocks away, and though the immediate…

I'd already come to the Crazy Horse a few years ago, and kept a very good memory. The place in itself is weird, like a catwalk podium in the middle of the…

Crazyhorse used to be my go to club, when I had the time to spend in San Francisco. It has been a while since I last came for a visit.…

Been going here off and on for several years, but these days, more than ever, I try to only go when one of my faves is here. This night, it I went…

Full nude strip club means no alcohol allowed unfortunately. Get your drink on beforehand, or walk a few minutes to a bar nearby. Cover was $26 for men and $21 for women.…

I have patronized San Francisco strip clubs for over thirty years. Originally it was Mitchell Brothers but for the past ten years I have gone to Crazy Horse. I visit DejaVu clubs…

After some research about a valuable club in SF, I decided to give CH a try. Most of the time I prefer alcohol clubs and don’t mind about the nude type of…

I decided to celebrate in sf on a Friday night so I made the drive from the east bay to sf. I originally went to mbot and paid $40 to get in…

I got there at a little after 11pm and stayed for 2-3 hours. There was a feature, and she was hot. Sadly, except for the featured porn star, it was…

Hit up crazy horse on a Friday night. A lot of other reviews have ezpalinedthe layout. A long stage surrounded by theater seating. Front row seats get good action for small tips (ones…

Admittedly this a bit of a dated review, but not too dated (only a few weeks ago) so I imagine things haven’t changed much. I was in SF for a short trip…

I have been away for a very long time. The location and ambiance seems good although the girls do push the higher cost "lap" dances. I enjoyed the company of…

Being new(ish) to SF, I've been trying to take in the scene. Reading promising reviews, I decided to try out Crazy Horse. I trust others have described the layout inside…

This is a tired place in SF. It is like a movie theatre becuz all the chairs face forward. They have an open area for lap dances and private rooms…

Straight off the bat, Westfield mall and Union Square are only a few blocks down but the club's area definitely is sketchy. Luckily the crazy people tend to be a block or…

The club has been described multiple times. It definitely needs a renovation to get rid of the smell and old furnitures. The entry fee is 20$ approx which is steep but the…

The club has an unusual layout. Definitely different other places I've been to. When you enter, it looks like you're walking into a movie theater or to watch a play,…

Decided to come to Crazy horse after not feeling the first club of the night. Cover was $26 which seem like an odd number but we went for it anyway. Inside, the…

Crazy Horse is not in a great neighborhood. There are plenty of sketchy homeless folks laying on the sidewalk in the surrounding blocks. I would not recommend parking in the…

I went in on a Sunday at 6:45. The cover was pretty reasonable at 16 dollars. So I go in and sit down in the big theater. No one was on stage…

Here's a list of pros and cons about this club. In San Francisco, with a lack of club competition, most clubs are scams with lots of robs. Crazy Horse is one of…

I went into Crazy Horse at approximately 6:00pm on a Thursday afternoon. I always like going in during the day/afternoon because the dancers that come in all know that the guests are…

Went in on a Friday afternoon around 5pm, and there weren't too many people, 5 dancers and around 10 guests. Environment: This club was transformed from a theatre, with a big stage in front…

Monday afternoon, around 4pm. Tried to go to MBOF.... they were closed for some reason, so walked down to Crazy Horse. Not sure I would walk that walk after dark. I didn’t drive,…

It had been a long day at work and felt the need to destress. Zeroed in on crazy horse since i was in market street. The entry was $26. 50 % of…

Been to CH twice this year while on business to SF. Both times I've walked away impressed with the level of talent. Here are the details: $26 entrance fee around 7:30pm. Wrist…

I used to come here when it had better, consistent new talent. Basically girls who were scared of working at Mitchell Brothers, but wanted to make more than what they could bring…

Have had the worst dances and also the best dances here. Had one girl Mariah demand a tip at the start of our dance in the $100 room. Then after tipping her…

Went here on a whim with a couple of friends. Arrived at 11pm and cover was lower than expected. $15 a person. Quality of girls is all over the place, same with ethnicity.…

What a rip-off!! Stay the heck away. Walked in payed my 20$ cover. On an afternoon I thought this was crazy but what ever I was killing some time. As soon as…

CH used to be my favorite SFO club 10 years back. Now, since I live in the area, I pop in once every six months or so. As many have said it…

They have small private rooms with curtains in the back. The “nice room” is $100 for 3 songs (2 songs if the girl is trying to short change you). The “naughty room”…

I want to try to be detailed (within reason) for potential and existing patrons. Things at the Crazy Horse appear to be going down hill. The club still has some…

Got to the club about 9:00 PM on a Thursday. This club does not serve alcohol, so if you want a buzz get that taken care of before... It's a…

Odd theatre-style setup, where you're basically on display if you're tipping anyone. But the back rooms include $20 (bikiki, with mileage) and $40 (topless) dances in a common space, with private spaces…

I hit the Crazy Horse on a Friday late afternoon/early evening. It was far from packed, but certainly not the quietest I've seen it. Even a couple people planted by the…

Dropped in to CH on a Sunday night to try to catch up with a fav dancer that I hadn't seen in a while. When I walked into the rundown theater…

This place was once the shit. Myron, I believe the manager at the time was a homie and the girls were super cool. As the club aged, so did most of the…

I was at the crazy horse for a little relaxation while I was visiting the bay area and started out at the MBOT. I spent a few $$$ there in…

Entry fee is 21$. You get your money’s worth as the stage dances are hands on compared to other clubs. Club can definitely use an upgrade. Dingy seating and theatre setting is…

But also exactly what it used to be. That’s part of the problem! I went on a Thursday afternoon and there were about half a dozen dancers, of which the most attractive…

Had an okay time. Cover was $15, and the place was empty. The few dancers there (I counted 4 before they were repeating on stage) were all friendly, but none of them were…

It's been years since I've been to Crazy Horse, or any other Bay Area club for that matter. Decided to give another try. I didn't want to burn the cash,…

I like to visit the Crazy Horse when I visit SF. I think of it is lying on a spectrum between the Gold Club and MBOT. The Gold Club is full of…

This club isn’t a bad club but I think if you’re looking for cheap high mileage, you’re in the wrong place. But it can be had with the right girl and negotiation…

I had some time to kill on a Thursday early evening so I popped in for a quick visit. (Full disclosure: I tried MBOT first but the lineup was scant so I…

This was my first time going to a sf club. I brought 100 dollars and trie to make it stretch, to be short it didn't last long. I was first approached by…

There's a lot of clubs in SF to choose from, but I think CH is the only one going back to, maybe O'Farrell's Theatre too but that one's a bit pricier.…

Decided to check this place out after I had spent some time at the Gold club, but man I wish I had just gone back to my Airbnb. Expensive cover (like 30…

The place is on Market on a somewhat seedy looking block but nothing exceptional by SF standards, the area is definitely safe. It was 20 to get it when I went. There's…

My second visit to Crazy horse. The line up was usual mix of Asians with few white girls. I met 2 of the most beautiful strippers in my life in this visit.…

Sorry, Tuscl, this review will be brief because my experience was brief - maybe 8 minutes max. I don’t know what possessed me, because the reviews of this club are bad…

I go here on occasion during lunch time to get away from work. Depending on who is working during the day, you may be able to take care of business.…

This is the only SF club I’ve been to, but compared to other cities it makes me feel how the tenderloin makes me feel. Afraid to touch anything, and avoid eye contact…

My first time here was just amazing. Came with just a friend. We are not regulars of places like this, so we started by watching the show for a few hours. The…

Was visiting SF for a week and a couple of my friends highly recommended this place. Convenient location right on Mission, so three of us decided to check it out on a…