The Crazy Horse
980 Market St
San Francisco, CA 94102
Returned after many years.
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zorro
Dec 27, 2016, 7:13 AM
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Visited: Thursday Evening
Was in the Bay Area for work and decided to stop by the Crazy Horse. I was last here probably 10 years ago and wanted to see if things had changed for the better. In short, no. Weird theater set up which makes it seem more like the lamest fashion show on earth rather than the party atmosphere that you get in most clubs. There were some hot girls that I tipped on the stage and made the mistake of getting a VIP from a cute AA girl. All that was was a lap dance with minimal two-way contact. A lot was promised, nothing was delivered. Not sure why people like this place, but it definitely is not my cup of tea. Might be back in 10 years. Probably not.
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