The Crazy Horse
980 Market St San Francisco, CA 94102

Good time, but pricey

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bc02316
Oct 13, 2017, 4:28 PM
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Visited: Thursday Evening

Originally came to see Dillion Harper's show, which was great. Got in for free through a coupon the Dillion shared online. Caught the end of her set. She was fully nude and rubbing herself all over the crowd around the stage. Once her set finished, the crowd thinned out significantly. I casually watched from the back seats, but I wasn't really feeling it. A few girls came by asking for dances, but I decided to hold off for a little bit.

The girls were okay overall. There was something for everyone though. Thicker girls, small girls, black, white, hispanic, asian, etc. So a good spread. With not many people around, the vibe was pretty dead, the dj tried to get people up and into it, but it seemed like people were hanging around to see if something got their attention. The stage for a little bit more lively when the asian three girl show began. After that, I knew I needed to get one of those girls in private. I waited around for the girls, but they seemed to not really be trying to get extra business. Finally Mila and I got to chatting and we headed in private ($140).

Mila was awesome in private. She immediately got naked and was aggressively grinding on me. She instantly got me hard, and I had to whip it out. Mila immediately began teasing me with her hands, but didn't fully commit to it as I didn't cough up the extra $100 she wanted for a full hj. So instead we kept up the intense grinding and occasional hand teasing. After time was up, she told me I should go in private with one of her friends Toyko or Yuko. I had really been hoping for Tokyo, but Yuko was hanging out right outside the private area when we got out. So I immediately turned around and went back in with Yuko ($140). As soon as I stepped inside the booth, Yuko immediately took off my pants. She started playing with my cock, and told me a hj would be $100. I told her I only had $60, and she agreed. Yuko then pulled up her top and dropped the panties. From there we had the most intense simulated sex i'd ever had. Yuko spit directly on my dick several times to get it wet and then gave me a heavenly release.

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Good time, but pricey