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No sex in the champagne room ... really?

Ok, I'm not an idiot. I know that in most cases a LD is just a LD and the cost is per song. But there are those places where many a reviewer talks about "extras." Reserve all…

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New name

If you notice my temporary picture, you might agree our Presidents new name should be Obama X. How the "mighty' have fallen. A recent poll had 44% wanting "W" back in office. One might ask what this has to do with…

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"Buried Behind The Whore House"

There were two things that made me think about this. First, St. James bought large parcels of land on either side to comply with distance requirements. The second is a scene from a movie about pilots. During a memorial service,…

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Vernon County bar owner and nine women arrested for running illegal strip club

A Vernon County bar owner and nine women are in hot water with the law for running an illegal strip club. Vernon County Sheriffs Department arrested 43-year-old Thomas Ghelf of DeSoto and the nine women Friday night. Kelly M. Fields, 26 of…

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Tootsie's Cabaret in Miami Launches Sexy 2010 Calendar with Party December 23rd

MIAMI--Tootsie's Cabaret, the famed Miami Gardens gentlemen's club that is part of the Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ: RICK) group, is issuing its first-ever calendar, a guide to 2010 featuring sexy photos of 12 of the Girls of Tootsie's Cabaret. “This…

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Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. Acquires "Joy of Austin"Gentlemen's Club

HOUSTON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--Rick's Cabaret International, Inc. (NASDAQ: RICK), the nation's leading operator of upscale gentlemen's clubs, said today it has purchased an adult nightclub located just off Interstate 35 north of Austin, Texas. The company estimates the new location will add about…

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Are "parodyman-->" and "chandler" One and the Same?

Very interesting that just after parodyman--> stopped posting, chandler had a real flare up this summer. Then, after chandler didn't get the attention or "respect" he wanted he seems to have crawled back under his rock again. Other odd "coincidences": - both…

Little Darlings

Kalamazoo, Michigan

Alex, Alex, Alex, anyone reading this...

Alex, Alex, Alex, anyone reading this and planning a trip to little darlings needs to get a dance or vip room from her she is absolutely amazing. Ton's of mileage, lets your hands roam where…

The Pony Bama

Huntsville, Alabama

Good place at night very hot...

Good place at night very hot to avg girls there is two stages one is on the main floor very long and has two girls on at night and the other one is up stairs…

Bobby's Bar

Melrose Park, Illinois

Another reviewer mentioned that Star was...

Another reviewer mentioned that Star was back, which could have been a big boost to the sagging quality at Bobby's. So I stopped in on a Sunday evening while waiting for All-Stars to open. I quickly…

Adult World

De Witt, New York

Last time I was there, the...

Last time I was there, the dancers looked good but there was not a great vip area to go to. There was renovations recently, so maybe it is better. The place is connected…

I70 Main Event

Topeka, Kansas

Nice friendly atmosphere and they probably...

Nice friendly atmosphere and they probably have the nicest looking women in Topeka overall (Went to two other clubs). Visited in the afternoon after work till shift change, but looks like the night shift…

Cabaret Club

El Paso, Texas

From Early Dec, but concur with...

From Early Dec, but concur with all that is here. BYOB is good deal, but will hustle you for ice (3-5) $10 cover good all day if you feel the need to…

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, Texas

Most dancers pretty average looking. Almost...

Most dancers pretty average looking. Almost all with natural boobs. 5 or 6 of the dancers were very cute and also provided very contact dances. One asked for an xmas bonus for my additional groping.…

Dreams Showbar

Trondheim, Norway

I went to the club last...

I went to the club last week. Very good looking girls. All from East Europe. Good performers. Good shows. I was quite surprised no norwegian girls were dancing that evening. I had a private show…

Ten's Showclub

San Diego, California

My first visit to Ten's. ...

My first visit to Ten's. Not overly impressed. The building is nondescript. The tip rail is far from the stage, and the lighting is dim, so one doesn't see too mu;ch up…

Wild Horse Saloon

Louisville, Kentucky

I had a really good time...

I had a really good time while visiting this club. There was a $5 cover charge....or it couldve been b/c I am female. I did not need a male escort which was great.…

For Your Eyes Only

Toronto, Ontario

i went to this bar about...

i went to this bar about 3 times in the past 5 years and its always the same. too much bull. first its always a line up to get in, then u gota check ur…

Larry Flynt's Hustler Club

San Francisco, California

This is a very clean and...

This is a very clean and classy club. There have a lot of hot girls, not pushy waiting to attend to you. Unfortunately, this is a topless bar with not a lot of touching allowed.…

Atlas Cabaret

Prague, Czechia

We found ourselves there late on...

We found ourselves there late on one weekend. It was dark with lights shining on the stage. The place was clean, and right after entering, you're guided to the bar. Drinks were expensive…

Bottoms Up

Irvington, New Jersey

Had some time on Monday. Parking...

Had some time on Monday. Parking was rough at Vic's so swung by here for a little while. I like the parking in rear. If you love hispanic girls this is a great place. Some…

Sharky's Cabaret

Fayetteville, North Carolina

Sharkeys does "Steak and Titties" for...

Sharkeys does "Steak and Titties" for lunch... well worth it. Food is nothing special but it's decent. Girls are usually pretty good too. Great place to go if your unit says…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Visited again on a Friday evening....

Visited again on a Friday evening. What makes this club different than other strip clubs in Indy and elsewhere are the girls. It's not that they are necessarily prettier than the girls at other clubs…

California Girls

Anaheim, California

Decided to stop by to see...

Decided to stop by to see if any hotties were working. There were a few but one really caught my eye. She was a petite little thing with a bubble ass for days. Tits were…

The White Horse Pub/Blush

Spitalfields, England

This is the first of the...

This is the first of the "gentleman's venues" when heading up Shoreditch High Street from the City, or from Liverpool St. station, so is the obvious stopping point when you're on foot on a cold…

Flight Club

Inkster, Michigan

I have been to flight club...

I have been to flight club two times.One as a customer, one as a dancer.I have only been dancing for couple of months, so I wanted to see what it was like, I made friends…

Temptations KC

Kansas City, Missouri

As I expected before going, cover...

As I expected before going, cover was $19. The stage show was ok. Full nude, and the dancers are friendly. There was a girl that I really started to like while she was working the…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

I'm guessing that the girls got...

I'm guessing that the girls got caught doing stuff because the private dances while still good are no where near as good or hands on as they used to be. I think because of…

Studio 4

Windsor, Ontario

My wife and I were there...

My wife and I were there on 12/19 and it was very slow. Most of the ladies spent the afternoon hanging around the bar. There are two ladies that seemed to have a great deal…

Johnny A's Hitching Post

Paterson, New Jersey

Visited Johnny A's for the first...

Visited Johnny A's for the first time on a recent Tuesday Afternoon. There were aprox. 7-12 girls working. I was stunned at the quality for a Tuesday afternoon. I would rate the…

Mardi Gras Lounge

Atlanta, Georgia

I've been to this club several...

I've been to this club several time. I think this is a good club on the northside of town. It is in a safe area with free parking. Free cover during the…

Shotgun Willie's

Glendale, Colorado

Amazing experience late in the day...

Amazing experience late in the day on a Friday: stunning Playboy Playmate material with The Perfect Breasts wants to know if I'd like a lap dance. Oh, heck, why not? Didn't get her name, too…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, Colorado

Stopped by on Monday afternoon and...

Stopped by on Monday afternoon and it was quiet. Maybe one other active customer and a couple of guys around the edge. About 8 dancers working so way more dancers. Mostly natural…

Elysium

Detroit, Michigan

I have some friends that have...

I have some friends that have been coming to this bar for some time now and I just haven't had the opportunity to join them. Seeing as it's Christmas time is able to take time…

Club Risque Philadelphia

Philadelphia, Pennsylvania

Went after an eagles game. Surprisingly...

Went after an eagles game. Surprisingly it wasn't that crowded but there was a good selection of girls. There were a few very good dancers on the main stage. The few girls I talked to…

Dusk Til Dawn

Hudson, Florida

As the other reviewers have stated,...

As the other reviewers have stated, this is not a strip club. It's a body scrub/lotion rubdown parlor. I arrived about 2AM, and when I walked in, the manager called all the girls to the…

Bare Elegance

Inglewood, California

Off peak Monday afternoons still hits...

Off peak Monday afternoons still hits the sweet spot here. Not too crowded, yet an attractive dancer crew, and decent dancer:customer ratio. CLUB 101: This is one of the few (maybe only) times when parking lot…

Beansnappers

Appleton, Wisconsin

This is a great club. Went...

This is a great club. Went up to Wisconsin to visit family and old friends. Went out with a few of my boys and had to hit Beansnappers. Beautiful girls - none under an 8-…

Baby Dolls Gentlemans Club

Highland, Indiana

Ive been going to this club...

Ive been going to this club for about 3 months. Monday night no cover. Very hot girls. Look for Omni!!! Very cute white girl. Maybe 22yo. She gets in…

Sundowner

Niagara Falls, Ontario

visited recently on Thursday, Friday, and...

visited recently on Thursday, Friday, and Saturday in the afternoon and early evening. I had a good time each time I was there. I spent most of my time with dancers I knew…

Baby Dolls

Dallas, Texas

I'd taken a fairly extended break...

I'd taken a fairly extended break from this place due to what I had personally interpreted as a measurable decline from its finest days. Three or four years ago the girls just seemed hotter,…

Fannie's

South Fulton, Georgia

Visited on a Friday night. ...

Visited on a Friday night. This club is located in a pretty scary place, but the parking lot has security, so it seems safe. There was about 10 to 15 girls working, and…

Pure Gold of Raleigh

Cary, North Carolina

Went here after a Canes game...

Went here after a Canes game in November. Totally changed since the previous time I was there. Stage is now moved to the other side of the rooms. Girls were cute, and…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

i had vac day and headed...

i had vac day and headed over for afternoon at playhouse. it's been better many familiar hot brazilian girls were around. did lap dances with erica and another girl this time. contact was good, neither…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

In the area Friday thought I'd...

In the area Friday thought I'd go in for a few. I arrived around 3PM, paid bartender my $5 and found a spot by the DJ booth. Man it was good to see club jumping…

Showplace Gentlemen's Club

Dover, New Jersey

One of the first things you...

One of the first things you notice about this place is that it stinks - literally. The odor in here just seems to hang and it hits you as you walk in the door and…

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shadowcat's alcohol arrest.

I have already answered 6 emails and PM's about this, so let me just post it on here for every one that has not already read it. I just spent the 17th and 18th at the Columbia Platinum Plus. I was…

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Tiger Woods Pretended He Was a "Virgin to Strip Clubs"

“Woods made a point of visiting NYC strip club Scores whenever he was in the Big Apple. Former Scores manager Tony Lombardi tells the Post that the married 33 year-old golfer always pretended he was a "virgin to strip clubs.” Ha,…

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Ohio club thats couple friendly ?

I took my girlfriend to Christies in Canton last friday and was kind of disapointed . The girls wern't bad looking and there were a lot of them but I was looking for a joint that the girls…

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Is Having a Favorite Cheating?

In a 2009 Florida State University study, 94 percent of women said that if their partner became involved with someone else, they'd be more upset if he bonded emotionally with that woman than if he bonded physically. "Confiding in another…

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$3 for what?

Happened upon a club a few days before their Xmas party. They had cards all over the place advertising it. Raffles all night, $5 cover (usu 10), $5 for any drink. Except one -- I think what they were trying…

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Dancer wears street clothes for a lap dance.

This happened to me last Fri for the 1st time. I was sitting in my favorite club around 500PM. A little bored. None of my favs were around. A fav comes over and sits with me in her street clothes.…

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HBO's "Real Sex" Series

I'm shocked! After re-running every '90s episode 10,000 times, they've produced a new one! And the first story concerns the bad economy prompting many former Wall St. women into becoming *ta-daaa* exotic dancers. Of…

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ATL clubs assessment

so far this is my review of ATL clubs: The laws require the girls to keep a distance from the patrons therefore table dances ($10 mostly) are air dances. bring no less than $200 if you want to go to the VIP…

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, Texas

This is one of the worst...

This is one of the worst strip clubs I've ever been to. The club is located next to highland mall, which is a run down crime ridden area. The cover was $13, which…

Club O

Homewood, Illinois

The thing i love about the...

The thing i love about the o is the aroma when you walk in. One realizes they just walked through the gates of heaven. The clubs decor is amazing especially the x-mas decorations. As…

Blue Moon Gentlemen's Club

Phoenix, Arizona

Returned to this place on a...

Returned to this place on a Friday afternoon (see review below). I was the first customer of the day. A few other customers showed up later but I think they were friends of…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

Tale of 2 different trips- 1...

Tale of 2 different trips- 1 off-peak Sunday night, 1 midrange Wednesday night. Although some basic constants held true ( most attractive dancers in area, a modicum of contact, least clipped songs, relatively low pressure…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

Cheaters has changed a lot. There's...

Cheaters has changed a lot. There's no longer a topless LD area. The booths are no longer private - they have saloon style swinging doors. That seems like it would really limit the activity Cheaters…

Balloons

Providence, Rhode Island

Balloons is the hidden gem of...

Balloons is the hidden gem of RI strip clubs. There are always a few pretty girls mixed in with the ones who are too fat or otherwise unappealing to me, and the booths are actually…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

I came in on a random...

I came in on a random Wednesday night. Admission is normally $20, but I got in for free since I had a flyer and it was before 9. Since it was still early, there weren't…

Déjà Vu Ypsilanti

Ypsilanti, Michigan

Went here with a friend tonight...

Went here with a friend tonight and had a very great time, the dancers were nice and not pushy one bit, it was my second time there and it was way better than the first.…

Déjà Vu Showgirls

City of Industry, California

Just wanted to post here as...

Just wanted to post here as well that I am still traveling through Asia and will not return to the club for a couple of months. Everyone, or for those concerned, will be notified as…

Sue's Rendezvous II

Mount Vernon, New York

Went on Saturday night, got there...

Went on Saturday night, got there around midnight. Big wrap-around bar in the center, with girls dancing in the middle, to the right of that there's more dancers in cages (plus an enclosed shower setup,…

PaperMoon Springfield

Springfield, Virginia

The best bang for the buck...

The best bang for the buck here is tipping the dancers when they are on the small satellite stage. Go stand right next to them with a couple bucks and the dancer will show…

Electric Blue Cafe

Tolland, Connecticut

This is probably my favorite club...

This is probably my favorite club in New England, with friendly dancers, a nice vibe, and more contact than I expected during the stage dances. A few dancers can be very pushy but the…

Silver City Cabaret

Dallas, Texas

I was in Dallas this week...

I was in Dallas this week and stopped by the Silver City Caberet. I got there around 11:00 pm on a Thursday night. It is an upscale club with 5 stages and tons…

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, Rhode Island

Went to Cadillic for...

Went to Cadillic for the 1st time after the new changes.. club was pretty slow for a sunday evening. about 10 girls - 7-9 in range. got one lap…

Silver Bullet Bar

Urbana, Illinois

I Love this club!!!!! Visited a...

I Love this club!!!!! Visited a few weeks ago, hadn't been there in 10 years or so. The cover was only $5, but there are so many ways around it(i.e., free passes, wearing a SB…

Fantails Adult Show Club

Forestbrook, South Carolina

I come here a couple times...

I come here a couple times a year. This time it was a Sunday night. $4 to get in (I don't have a SC driver's license). $3 for a really small soda.…

Bottoms Up

Louisville, Kentucky

Was in town and decided to...

Was in town and decided to check out Bottoms up. Man was that the wrong call. This place is rancid; it was dingy from parking lot to the seats around at the stage…

Centerfolds Gentlemens Club

Chico, California

Entrance fee for $12 + $5...

Entrance fee for $12 + $5 VIP wristband = $17 Christmas presents for the dancers = $20 Dropping a $20 on the front counter only to have the manager look at you like you just dropped a…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

Made my first trip to Indy...

Made my first trip to Indy in a long time, so I had to check out the famous BBF and it did not disappoint. First the atmosphere is awesome, the place was pack,…

Club Pussycat

Baltimore, Maryland

Was in town and thought I...

Was in town and thought I would try my luck with the block. Started at CP and it was empty. There were about 10 dancers, none of which were above a six.…

Red Room

Baltimore, Maryland

My second and last stop on...

My second and last stop on the block this evening was RR. It had a decent crowd, which with block standards means more than 10 guys. There were about 15 girls, no lookers,…

Parkway Tropics

Grand Rapids, Michigan

Quiet Thurs evening. Good dollar dances....

Quiet Thurs evening. Good dollar dances. First dancer was great, but didn't want a couch right away so told her to come back. She got busy, so enjoyed the parade for an hour…

4 Play Gentlemen's Club

Los Angeles, California

If you phone this club up...

If you phone this club up and listen to voicemail it will give you an idea of what is to come. It is quite pretentious and not very 'fun'. Most of the staff seem to think…

Hawaii Theatre

City of Industry, California

Very possibly, the best club in...

Very possibly, the best club in all of the US. Seriously, I'm thinking about flying 2,000 miles to go back to Hawaii Theatre for another visit. This place is the best thing ever. Better than…

Playhouse Lounge

Burlington, New Jersey

Fri afternoon was very busy at...

Fri afternoon was very busy at PH before the big snow. I saw most of my hot favorites working and lap dance rooms were somewhat backed up. I enjoy the stool dances from the girls…

Vixens Ybor Strip

Tampa, Florida

Went to Ybor on a recent...

Went to Ybor on a recent trip. Usually get to go once a year. There are not many patrons at all. Quality of the girls has gone down a little as well.…

Roxy Showgirls

Toledo, Ohio

I like the sister club in...

I like the sister club in Tampa so I stopped by to check out the Toledo location. Central dance area with a bar along one side. Relatively clean. The pole dances go all the way…

Diamonds Gentlemens Club

Oregon, Ohio

This place is now Scarletts. I...

This place is now Scarletts. I think they call it Scarletts East to distinguish it from the Toledo Scarletts. The layout resembles the Toledo club with a central dance floor and a bar along the…

Doll House

Atlanta, Georgia

Me and the misses had gotten...

Me and the misses had gotten into a big arguement and i just needed to get out of the house. I called a buddy of mine and he told me where to go and said…

Teddies

Bridgeport, Connecticut

This place is just terrible right...

This place is just terrible right now. The back rooms where the girls used to give the VIP dances no longer exist. Neither do the girls. In the past, if you stopped…

Playpen

Melrose Park, Illinois

After my last visit I decided...

After my last visit I decided to see Colleen the older redhead again. She came over to me and asked for a dance. Since the last visit I was anxious to try out…

Fantasia

Huntsville, Alabama

Nice club I like it there...

Nice club I like it there were three girls working haven mercedes and another one I can't remember right now they pretty good too a girl is usually on the stage as much as possible The…

Club Blaze

Conley, Georgia

Went to blaze on a sunday...

Went to blaze on a sunday night. 10 to park 10 to get in. NO cell phones with cameras allowed in. 5 dollar dances. good lookin girls for the most part. as with most clubs,…

Cheaters

Providence, Rhode Island

First time I ever been inside...

First time I ever been inside wasn't sure what to expect so once I was inside it was interesting three levels all center around a small dance floor the girls inside top off at maybe…

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screwing (metaphorically) with a ROB

The club that my ATF dances in has a major ROB in it. Actually, most of the other dancers think she's a plain ole bitch, too. But the club keeps her on, as she's a money-maker for them. And I'll…

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Commissioner's Quote Didn't Defame Strippers

(CN) - Three strippers and their employer were not defamed by a county commissioner's statement in a Memphis newspaper that most strippers "were sexually abused by a family member ... and have an addiction to…

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No joke: Rio upset by Robin Williams' Olympic line

No joke: Rio upset by Robin Williams' Olympic line (AP) – Dec 1, 2009 RIO DE JANEIRO — Robin Williams may have to scratch Rio de Janeiro off his list of possible vacation sites. Some citizens and officials in the Brazilian city are…

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age / "used to dance"

My ATF is 38. Actually, that's kinda how she became my ATF. This was in a no-touch club and it was a bit slow. The DJ was cajoling the looky-loo's to start tipping -- something like "can't see anything if…

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The Ritz, Legs Cabaret and Diamond Club South - raid on Thursday Dec 17

My buddy and I popped into The Ritz Friday Dec 18 for a bit of Xmas cheer and half naked women. The place was a bit slow and in chatting up one of the dancers, it turns out the…

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Strip club patron reports being robbed at gunpoint in parking lot

SPRINGFIELD, Ore. -- A man with a gun robbed a patron leaving a strip club early Wednesday morning, police said. The 30-year-old man reported being robbed at gunpoint as he he left Sweet Illusions Tavern on A Street around 2:15 a.m.…

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Mobile strip show to hit the road for tour

LAS VEGAS, Dec. 19 (UPI) -- A mobile strip show banned in Las Vegas will take its act on the road, its originators said. The "strippermobile," a large truck with bikini-clad women pole dancing in its Plexiglas-enclosed cargo area, made late-night…

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Free/discount passes - where?

Wondering if any of you find free admission or discount passes on the web or anywhere. I've found them at some club sites (Spearmint Rhino comes to mind). Any other ideas? Why spend what you don't have to.…

Treasures

Las Vegas, Nevada

I was there in early November...

I was there in early November and the club is nice as always, but it it lacks the energy to make it a topflight club. The girls are decent looking and everything is well done,…

Cafe Cleopatra

Montréal, Quebec

Was back in Montreal and intentionally...

Was back in Montreal and intentionally booked a hotel within walking distance of CC. It was -27 Celsius so I needed some warming up. Tipped the bouncer $5 to get in and started…

Tootsie's Cabaret

Miami, Florida

I visited the club recently several...

I visited the club recently several times over a one week period, generally in late afternoon and early evening. While still one of my favorite clubs, it has definitely lost the small club feel of…

Living Room

Dayton, Ohio

Well what can I say about...

Well what can I say about the Living Room??? This was my first visit to The LR and I made it while on a business trip. Hadn't really heard about it before, but…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Made my first trip to HB...

Made my first trip to HB this past Friday. It was easy to find and is in the same parking lot as a lingerie shop. The club parking lot was packed, but once inside the…

Shotgun Geniez

Nebraska City, Nebraska

I have been going here for...

I have been going here for years and still love this place. I had several different girls for lap dances and enjoyed every one of them. However, not every girl who works there…

Private Pleasures

Portland, Oregon

Ok... these reviews on TUSCL are...

Ok... these reviews on TUSCL are a bit confusing. Private pleasures runs a few different locations. They are managed by the same company i guess or atleast they share a web page.…

Club Rouge

Portland, Oregon

Went here to catch a MNF...

Went here to catch a MNF game with a few friends. they didn't charge us a cover going in. It was real clean and everyoen there was friendly. Chairs were really comfortable…

Jiggles

Tualatin, Oregon

I've been to Jiggles many times...

I've been to Jiggles many times at all different times of day over the past five years. It is probably the most consistent club in the Portland area. THE GOOD: There are always a lot…

Brad's Brass Flamingo

Indianapolis, Indiana

I think it may be kind...

I think it may be kind of overrated. The atomsphere is OK and the cost is attractive. However, I didn't found anyone as hot as some reviews said. Most of them are 6-7. The good…

Tilac's

Bangkok, Thailand

Still one of the best go...

Still one of the best go go bars on Soi Cowboy. Over 100 girls dancing, some are attractive, others are not. None can compare with the Coyote dancers that work on weekends, but they only…

Pleasant Moments

Bridgeport, Connecticut

I decided to check out PM....

I decided to check out PM. There were about 4-5 girls there, again mostly latinas with a couple white girls. I was impressed with the quality of the girls. I decided to get a dance…

Diva's Gentlemens Club

Lexington, Kentucky

4-6 great topless 2-for-$30 couch dance...

4-6 great topless 2-for-$30 couch dance girls ($100-150 VIP), all caucasian--if they're not there, just watch/drink $2.75 beers. Bartender Melanie, Tori, Monroe lip-pierced blonde, and short preggo blonde. Avoid skinny, tall, tattooed, drunk/druggie white…

Rick's

Seattle, Washington

Being a fairly regular patron of...

Being a fairly regular patron of the various clubs in the area, I tend to visit different clubs in search of a few favorites that I can count on. In particular, what I look…

BT's Executive Club

Dearborn, Michigan

I had stopped by after visiting...

I had stopped by after visiting Toy Chest which was extremely dead. I was surprised by the number of customers they had and the number of dancers working. Most were in the 5 - 8…

Dream Girls

Lincoln Park, Michigan

I had visited this club right...

I had visited this club right after they opened on Saturday. Very nice inside. I thought the club would have been bigger. The downstairs had a main stage and a side stage for the dancers…

Leather and Lace Southend

Charlotte, North Carolina

I went there on a Monday...

I went there on a Monday evening and found a ton of great looking girls with very few customers! Ok, so mileage is not super high compared to places like Tampa or Houston, but it…

Flashdancers Midtown

New York, New York

Went to the annual Christmas Party...

Went to the annual Christmas Party at FD this past thursday and had a great time up to a certain point of the night. Got there around 9 and there were a good amount people…

Jezebel's

Wichita, Kansas

After a cople of months I...

After a cople of months I visited Jazabel's again. There were about 8 to 10 dancers during my visit on Saturday a week ago. Nothing really changed, except there were some new daners. Like Michelle's,…

Heartbreakers

Columbia, South Carolina

Have spent numerous trips to HB's...

Have spent numerous trips to HB's and for the most part they are just what you would want. Start by saying the staff here is a lot friendlier than the other clubs, especially the daytime…

Louie's Lounge

Bellwood, Illinois

Louie's looks to be a typical...

Louie's looks to be a typical Manheim Road bikini bar. It is small with a relatively long bar, horseshoe shaped with narrow access along the wall. Drink prices are not overly high but not in…

Nicola's

Commerce, California

Been here a few times. 1st...

Been here a few times. 1st was about 4 years ago. Went with a couple friends. 1st time at a strip club Lots of girls. Cheap drinks. Kind of hood. Didn't get a lap…

Fantasy Nights

Syracuse, New York

This is a samll topless club...

This is a samll topless club in syracuse ny.I went there at 2 pm on a monday afternoon.There wasnt any cover charge and my coke was 4 dollars.There was only 2 dancers working and both…

The Library Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

It is very cool that in...

It is very cool that in the this day and age of everything being supersized in Vegas, this place is old school. This club could be anywhere in the US as far as appearance and…

Nepals

Greenville, South Carolina

I have been to clubs all...

I have been to clubs all over the country and when my business takes me to Greenville, I always have to stop in to Nepals. It is one of my favorite clubs hands down.…

Platinum Gentlemen's Club

Jacksonville, North Carolina

Went here on a Tuesday evening....

Went here on a Tuesday evening. They had about 10 dancers on hand but only a few customers. They have this drink rule, where you have to always be drinking something(even water).…

Spearmint Rhino Las Vegas

Las Vegas, Nevada

This place is great, but the...

This place is great, but the low rating is for the fees. I will find another club if they persiist. I went there a few of times and they waived the fee most of the…

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Waitress to Dancer

I'm sure this happens all the time, just the first time I've observed it personally. My guess is she had been thinking about it for a while. When things were slow in the club, I would sometimes see here…

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Any Portland, OR clubs that actually have milage?

From reading the reviews and personal experience it seems like the no touching rules are pretty strictly enforced. Do you know of any clubs that skirt around these? Not being able to grab on was killing me.

Dancers who don't seem to want anything from you -- the most confusing kind

 Understanding the dancer/customer relationship is usually simply a matter of economics.  Most any interaction is going to be governed by the simple fact that you have money and she would very much like to take it away from you.  Some girls are more subtle than others, recognizing you as a regular customer who can be cultivated and who might turn out to be a regular source of income.  Others are more direct and short-term thinkers, giving the occasional  "wanna dance" but mostly seeking out someone who is going to easily be separated from their wallets right then and there.  As a pretty regular customer at two clubs where I rarely get dances, I have observed some other behaviors which are…

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Strip clubs stinging from recession

FONTANA - Peter Hook may have spoken for many a man upon his first excursion into the world of strip clubs. "I'm going to be smiling for about a week," he said. It was noon on a recent weekday as the 21-year-old…

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AIDS group wants rule requiring condoms in porn

LOS ANGELES — An AIDS advocacy group is calling on California regulators to require the use of condoms in porn films. AIDS Healthcare Foundation spokeswoman Lori Yeghiayan (yeg-ee-AH-yan) says regulations to prevent the spread of bloodborne diseases in hospitals should extend…

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Snow Storm Prep - Milk, Bread, Toilet Paper, Strip Club?

Big snow storm predicted for the DC area.  This place shuts down for 2 inches of snow, and this storm is supposed to bring 12 -20 inches.  So I'm standing in the 10 person deep checkout line at the supermarket,…

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Hey, Mom, I"m a Strippper!

Asked a dancer if she had a good Thanksgiving. She said it was great, since she finally told her Mom that she was a stripper, and she was really relieved to have it out in the open. So, of the…

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Sitting at the tip rail, short and long songs

Another law of strip clubs: If there are two girls dancing on stage, and one interests you and the other does not, if you sit down, the one that does not interest you will come over. OK, it's my…

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Cops are human, too

Last Updated: December 18. 2009 10:27AM Michigan state trooper to be tried on sex charges Associated Press Lansing -- A judge has ordered a Michigan State Police trooper to stand trial on charges he sexually assaulted two women he met at a…

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Me and Elin Woods

OK, not the real Mrs. Woods, just a dancer who looked amazingly like Elin Woods.  When I mentioned it, she said she had banked since the whole Tiger Woods thing blew up, and customers had started to notice the resemblance. …

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VIP -- MAJOR DISAPPOINTMENT !!!

used to visit ATL club just to see this fantastic latina dancer. she was the most perfect female i have ever seen. (tight butt, full natural boobs,and beautiful face) table dances where pretty good contact and she always…

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SC Dreams

Yesterday, I dreamt that I was at my fave club. While at the club, I watched a sporting event and talked to a waitress. Game over, I went to the parking lot, but couldn't find my car. While I was…

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Tiger Woods Offered Strip Club Endorsement for $1 Million

"While some of Tiger Woods big name sponsors are closing down the golfer's campaigns, perhaps he will find comfort in the well-endowed embrace of a new sponsor: Due to his experience with exotic dancers, NYC strip club Scores is offering…

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Has champagne lost its sparkle?

The once exclusive French fizz has become the smoked salmon of our times, losing its cachet as it goes mass market Bollinger, the preferred fizz of Queen Victoria, Evelyn Waugh and the Bullingdon Club, has been on sale at £17.85, half-price,…

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She Smelled Like Vanilla

Maybe a by-product of VA's new smoking ban, but the other night was the first time in a long while I noticed a dancer's scent. Anyway, she smelled like vanilla, and it was very nice. So, do you…

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Sister Act

I got to know Tina when she was 21 and working at a totally nude club. I saw here the first time on her second night working and she was very timid about taking her clothes off. Her…

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Getting Off

I have seen reviews and posts on this and other SC sites where guys talk about getting off during lap dances (I'm not talking about "extras" just garden variety ass to lap friction). Is this common or just guys BSing?…

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Drug violence overwhelms Tijuana

TIJUANA, Mexico — This year was particularly tough for the already rough border city of Tijuana, besieged by drug violence and slammed by the economic downturn in the United States. So far, more than 300 people have been killed in turf…

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Clermont hotel shut down, strippers unaffected

An infamous Atlanta hotel known for its campy lounge with baby boomer strip dancers has been shut down. The AJC was the first to report the Clermont Motor Hotel was ordered to close by Dec. 31 after a visit by Fulton…

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Which LA clubs have the most pornstars dancing?

I have tried to find out by reading the reviews but I have not had much luck-hundreds of clubs are listed. I would love to just walk in and see somebody like Jenna Haze or Stormy Daniels.

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Delayed Gratification

For months I lusted over this dancer. Problem was she worked at a strictly “no-touch” club, stage dancing only. About a month ago she switched over to the local lap dance club, but due to some bad timing…

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Stripper sundaes!

Sexy. Sticky. And with sprinkles in places where the sun doesn't shine. Sundays at Little Darlings just got tasty. Now that Seamless has become Déjà vu Erotic Ultralounge and is undergoing a remodel, the champagne-coupe glass from the foyer has found…

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Club in London? (on Sun evening)

It's usually easy to choose a club based on the reviews. But many clubs in London have no reviews, and what's much worse - 90% seem to be closed on Sunday! What is this - London or The Bible Belt?? :) Anyways, I…

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Detroit Area Discount Days

While I have my favorite clubs in the Detroit area, I also enjoy getting more dances for the money. Accordingly I tend to frequent clubs on the days I know they are offering 2-4-1s or other discounts. The…