Was in town and decided to...

Was in town and decided to check out Bottoms up. Man was that the wrong call. This place is rancid; it was dingy from parking lot to the seats around at the stage to the quality of the girls. There were about 8 girls walking around talking to each other and not the patrons. The first dancer on stage was pregnant, I least for her sake, I hope she was. The next was just as large, but I must admit, some of the guys sitting at the stage were really in to it. It is without a doubt not my style. There was one borderline cute girl, who looked like she never passed up a chance for free crack in her day. Strung out skinny girl was as good as it gets. Needless to say, I had one beer and headed for the door!!!