Very possibly, the best club in...

Very possibly, the best club in all of the US. Seriously, I'm thinking about flying 2,000 miles to go back to Hawaii Theatre for another visit. This place is the best thing ever. Better than Mons, better than Texas, just better! Lots to choose, top shelf, cozy setup for lap dances, and a back of the house experience that has me reaching for oxygen just thinking about it. This is what "memorable experience" is all about. There's simply nothing I've seen that compares to a night here. Wow, I'm getting light-headed just thinking about it.